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EricaH

I work for internet nazis!!

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tried to go to this link: http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a51_003.jpg

got this message: Forbidden; Access denied by SmartFilter content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: On-line Sales and Merchandising, Extreme

I can't go to half the links posted in here because they have some catch phrase, no hotmail, no yahoo - aarrrggghhh.

I also can't play like ANY of the movies, cause Quicktime has almost locked up my computer 3 times & MS player doesn't work (or some random thing that pops up to play movies, but can't) - pphthhttap
wanna throw it out the window. what do they expect me to do here? WORK?

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

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I work for internet nazies!!



it's okay, you can come work for me.. i have broadband dsl with 1.5mb down and 128kbs up... no filters and a big hard drive for all your movie files..... all i ask is that you let me link my computer to this one site and you"sit" infront of the monitor and look into the web cam.........hehehehehehe


p.s. atleast you can get to the forums.. i an't even do that at work... damn airforce rule about internet use!!!!!

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I work for a company that sells things like network caches/proxies. One of the add-ons we have is SmartFilter. I always thought of it as a very Nazi product. We don't seem to use SmartFilter ourselves, though. The NetCaches really speed up the internet!

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We use Websense, same damn thing. I can't go to anything that says "game" or "sport" or "religion"... More than half of the links posted here are filtered due to "sex" or "adult content", and I can't play any of the movies, either! However, I can listen to the movies, which is weird; I should be able to get the picture...
Anyway, I feel your pain, and it REALLY sucks!


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I can listen to the movies, which is weird; I should be able to get the picture...




it's all about the codec's.. try downloading the codec pac from skydivingmocies.com and that should help alot!!!

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I can listen to the movies, which is weird; I should be able to get the picture...




it's all about the codec's.. try downloading the codec pac from skydivingmocies.com and that should help alot!!!



Download? I can't download unless I shut down my computer and boot back up, then log on as an administrator...
I guess it's a good thing I look over my boss's shoulder a lot, huh?!;)


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all i ask is that you let me link my computer to this one site and you"sit" infront of the monitor and look into the web cam


hmmmm... & how much does this pay?

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atleast you can get to the forums.. i an't even do that at work


that is HARSH!!

the stupid bigbrotherlovin corporate nazis here have banned so many sites!! Thankfully the IT monitor guy is a guy & allows less obvious 'sex' sites, also he uses ebay & he's considering doing a tandem... so he knows how important this site is to me. :D plus I give him a big hug whenever I see him in the elevator ;)

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

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Websense, same damn thing



I hate WebSense!!!! I think the IT group "Gives" you an hour, but you have to apply for a password and give a reason......:P However, it is not always on, I think there is still much debate among the higher-ups..:S

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

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what do they expect me to do here? WORK?



You know, i just don't get employers now a day. Who the HELL do they think they are? I mean, don't they realize it is all about us. I mean we burn up their clock, get paid for doing nothing, and now they are infringing upon our internet rights. WHAT A HEAP.

Im just glad I work as sadsues #1 bitch. Its tuff work.....but i am demanded to have access to the internet almost 24/7:ph34r:

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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WHAT A HEAP

isn't it?!?!:P

Thanks Wildblue... that worked (very funny by the way, may have some shopping to do)... now my computer's prob being flagged & all past web sites visited checked. hope that weavel bikini web site doesn't cause any problems.

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an anon web browsing site that doesn't use keywords.. They can get around anything.. And allot of them are free..


sorry, totally computer illiterate & have no idea what that would be.

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I guess IP addresses could work too

see above... I don't even know the difference!:S

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

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Yeah the company I worked for a couple summers ago blocked TONS of sites including every email site they could find. I did find one that worked, AOPA member email. I could check my school email account through that one too. That company wouldn't even let me use the company email accont to email outside of the company. Blocked FTP and telnet too.

Where I work now isn't too restrictive. Can't view Fark.com. Haven't run into too many other problem sites though. I do know they monitor internet usage like hawks here though. With a few mouseclicks, an administrator could get a list of every website i've been to and every file i've downloaded... ever. I try to keep my internet usage to a minimum because I know they watch so carefully (and browsing the net all day is grounds for firing), but I'm a member of the internet generation and I need some internet on a daily basis. :)
Dave

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they all work for me.... how'd you do that? can you do it for other sites, or at least tell me how? guessing if I can't get on the site... I can't get that number thingie.

jeez TXBlonde.... your co is rediculous! Though I was suprised I could get there as well.

I should go empty out my internet/temp file shortly though. now how'd I do that the first time? hmmm

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

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they all work for me.... how'd you do that? can you do it for other sites, or at least tell me how? guessing if I can't get on the site... I can't get that number thingie.



Actually, you can... but the math involved isn't simple, and I'm the wrong guy to try to explain it...

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