Muenkel 0 #76 June 27, 2003 Quoteyou have to keep doing it...it will get better.. You mean I have to keep getting my prostate checked and it will become enjoyable? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #77 June 27, 2003 Are you saying that YOU want MissKriss's finger up YOUR ? Hmmmm...is that REALLY what the carrot's for, Steve? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,989 #78 June 27, 2003 > Yes, Jesus said Love your brother...he did not say marry him and >commit sodomy, an indecent and immoral practice that God has clearly >stated is against His Divine will. Do you think you might be happier in a society where they enforce god's laws, execute gays, cut off your hand if you steal, and wage holy war against infidels? That way, you (and all your neighbors) are compelled to live according to god's will. >A single 20 megaton bomb carried in a backpack would have a 4-5 mile >fireball. Winds at ground zero would be 400 MPH. And the only way we can stop it is if somehow, a hero emerges and stops gays from having sex with each other. Damn! What are we wasting all this money on national defense and homeland security? We just need a department of proper sexuality and all our problems are solved! Perhaps we could get some of the Taliban over here - they have a lot of experience with such things. And they'll keep women in their place too, like the bible says to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #79 June 27, 2003 I won't use the rubber glove though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SadSue 0 #80 June 27, 2003 Hahahhaaaaa Andrea, Well I'm delighted at the news... this means my next boyfriend will be getting more than he bargained for. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #81 June 27, 2003 That's good as he prefers carrots... You are truly a siren, aren't you, MissKriss? Edited to add: Sadsue - ...you are too funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #82 June 27, 2003 hehehe....so he visits the produce section quite a bit then.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites w4p2 0 #83 June 27, 2003 Remembering your thread of gay marriages, the only thing I can say is that U sure like to stir up some shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #84 June 27, 2003 Do you think you might be happier in a society where they enforce god's laws, execute gays, cut off your hand if you steal, and wage holy war against infidels? That way, you (and all your neighbors) are compelled to live according to god's will. Yea, yea, and think of all the Mary Magdolines who would be stoned to death! There'd be no reproduction today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #85 June 27, 2003 Worry more about yourself and less about the actions of others. If you believe in God, then let Him worry about it.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Opie 0 #86 June 27, 2003 QuoteWhere do you live? Are you single? What are you doing this weekend? -S She's been telling people she's going to FL but I'm certain she is secretly planning a trip to see me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #87 June 27, 2003 you......shutup....I accidentally posted a PM LOL edited to add.......glad it wasn't the one from earlier this week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Opie 0 #88 June 27, 2003 Quoteyou......shutup....I accidentally posted a PM LOL edited to add.......glad it wasn't the one from earlier this week I'm posting that one in the "Men's Only forum" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chuteless 1 #89 June 27, 2003 sometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Push 0 #90 June 27, 2003 I bow before the Gods of thread hijacking and post whoring -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Opie 0 #91 June 27, 2003 Sometimes a little hijacking is in order to prevent the big lock from being used. I did mention a "men's only forum" at least that's got us headed back to the sodomy topic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Push 0 #92 June 27, 2003 Anyone ever seen American Beauty? The homophobe father that turns out to be gay comes to mind. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #93 June 27, 2003 Quotesometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Your God maybe. This thread needs a NSFW, religious-themed, same-sex action picture.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #94 June 27, 2003 QuoteQuotesometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Your God maybe. This thread needs a NSFW, religious-themed, same-sex action picture. That wasn't very nice, Brandy, or should I just call you Ms. Starlight? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #95 June 27, 2003 at least that's got us headed back to the sodomy topic Hahaha!!! You said headed back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #96 June 27, 2003 QuoteThat wasn't very nice, Brandy, or should I just call you Ms. Starlight? I'd watch it if I were you, Tinkerbelle.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #97 June 27, 2003 yeah, seriously...I go out to dinner and then... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUTTF&$^ING THREAD??? :-) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #98 June 27, 2003 Are you saying that YOU want MissKriss's finger up YOUR ? ------------- Maybe...what's it to ya? ------------- Hmmmm...is that REALLY what the carrot's for, Steve? ------------- Maybe...what's it to ya? -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #99 June 27, 2003 Uhhhh...it's nothing to ME! ... You know, I was thinking that fudge-packing (soooo crude) gives a whole new meaning to "packing your own". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #100 June 27, 2003 I just love how you can't write "fudge-packing" without adding "how crude" afterwards in parenthesis. -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 4 of 16 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
billvon 2,989 #78 June 27, 2003 > Yes, Jesus said Love your brother...he did not say marry him and >commit sodomy, an indecent and immoral practice that God has clearly >stated is against His Divine will. Do you think you might be happier in a society where they enforce god's laws, execute gays, cut off your hand if you steal, and wage holy war against infidels? That way, you (and all your neighbors) are compelled to live according to god's will. >A single 20 megaton bomb carried in a backpack would have a 4-5 mile >fireball. Winds at ground zero would be 400 MPH. And the only way we can stop it is if somehow, a hero emerges and stops gays from having sex with each other. Damn! What are we wasting all this money on national defense and homeland security? We just need a department of proper sexuality and all our problems are solved! Perhaps we could get some of the Taliban over here - they have a lot of experience with such things. And they'll keep women in their place too, like the bible says to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #79 June 27, 2003 I won't use the rubber glove though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #80 June 27, 2003 Hahahhaaaaa Andrea, Well I'm delighted at the news... this means my next boyfriend will be getting more than he bargained for. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #81 June 27, 2003 That's good as he prefers carrots... You are truly a siren, aren't you, MissKriss? Edited to add: Sadsue - ...you are too funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #82 June 27, 2003 hehehe....so he visits the produce section quite a bit then.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
w4p2 0 #83 June 27, 2003 Remembering your thread of gay marriages, the only thing I can say is that U sure like to stir up some shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #84 June 27, 2003 Do you think you might be happier in a society where they enforce god's laws, execute gays, cut off your hand if you steal, and wage holy war against infidels? That way, you (and all your neighbors) are compelled to live according to god's will. Yea, yea, and think of all the Mary Magdolines who would be stoned to death! There'd be no reproduction today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #85 June 27, 2003 Worry more about yourself and less about the actions of others. If you believe in God, then let Him worry about it.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #86 June 27, 2003 QuoteWhere do you live? Are you single? What are you doing this weekend? -S She's been telling people she's going to FL but I'm certain she is secretly planning a trip to see me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #87 June 27, 2003 you......shutup....I accidentally posted a PM LOL edited to add.......glad it wasn't the one from earlier this week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #88 June 27, 2003 Quoteyou......shutup....I accidentally posted a PM LOL edited to add.......glad it wasn't the one from earlier this week I'm posting that one in the "Men's Only forum" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #89 June 27, 2003 sometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #90 June 27, 2003 I bow before the Gods of thread hijacking and post whoring -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #91 June 27, 2003 Sometimes a little hijacking is in order to prevent the big lock from being used. I did mention a "men's only forum" at least that's got us headed back to the sodomy topic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #92 June 27, 2003 Anyone ever seen American Beauty? The homophobe father that turns out to be gay comes to mind. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #93 June 27, 2003 Quotesometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Your God maybe. This thread needs a NSFW, religious-themed, same-sex action picture.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #94 June 27, 2003 QuoteQuotesometimes telling God's truth does that, and if one doesnt like God's truth, TOO BAD. Your God maybe. This thread needs a NSFW, religious-themed, same-sex action picture. That wasn't very nice, Brandy, or should I just call you Ms. Starlight? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #95 June 27, 2003 at least that's got us headed back to the sodomy topic Hahaha!!! You said headed back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #96 June 27, 2003 QuoteThat wasn't very nice, Brandy, or should I just call you Ms. Starlight? I'd watch it if I were you, Tinkerbelle.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #97 June 27, 2003 yeah, seriously...I go out to dinner and then... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUTTF&$^ING THREAD??? :-) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #98 June 27, 2003 Are you saying that YOU want MissKriss's finger up YOUR ? ------------- Maybe...what's it to ya? ------------- Hmmmm...is that REALLY what the carrot's for, Steve? ------------- Maybe...what's it to ya? -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #99 June 27, 2003 Uhhhh...it's nothing to ME! ... You know, I was thinking that fudge-packing (soooo crude) gives a whole new meaning to "packing your own". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #100 June 27, 2003 I just love how you can't write "fudge-packing" without adding "how crude" afterwards in parenthesis. -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 4 of 16 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SBS 0 #100 June 27, 2003 I just love how you can't write "fudge-packing" without adding "how crude" afterwards in parenthesis. -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites