jumprunner 0 #1 July 24, 2003 OK, yall want to hear some weird shit??? Here it is. Several months ago a woman moves in next door with her 3 kids, there was this brunette chick I think her sister that always shows up and practically lives in her apt. I dont see much of them or thier kids at all, but when I do I just say hi, but Ive been getting some weird reactions from them, in the form of an attitude. I thought that was a little strange. Not long after they moved in, I had just come back from LA Fitness wearing a t-shirt and gym shorts, took the skateboard so I could skate around the parking lot, then on the way up to the apt I was skateboarding up the sidewalk. The brunette chick was walking with one of the kids just behind me, asked me if I was 'practicing'. I just told her I used it for cross training. I said that to lead up to this, this was really weird. Last night, went up North Mountain, then came back down and went in the weight room and started bench pressing. The brunette was in the pool with all 3 kids. So I come back out headed towards the gate, didnt say anything to anybody, she says, out loud, "Theres the next door neighbor, the one with the skateboard..." So I politely said hi, she says "Thats the skateboard nude..." I didnt quite make that out, then she says "Youre the skateboard nude..." Still didnt quite make out what she was saying, so I go up there and say, "What...?" She says, "Skateboard nude!", I say "Skateboard what???", still not knowing what the hell she is talking about. So she says, "Youre the one who goes around skateboarding in these short-shorts arent you?" I said I skateboard in whatever I happen to be wearing, "why?". So she says, "Not around these kids!!! We dont want any skateboard nudes around the kids." WTF!!!!!! Let me get this straight, I cant skateboard in a t-shirt and gym shorts when kids might be around??? Well, if I cant do that, I guess I better not go swimming when kids might be around since that would require wearing a swim suit. Or I better put on my full wet suit if I want to go swimming in the pool, even if it is over 100 degrees outside. What do yall think about this? This is weird! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 July 24, 2003 odd! I figured you misheard her say "youre the skateboard DUDE" but that wouldnt make her statement "NOT AROUND THESE KIDS" any more sensible! just make sure youve got everything tucked away and press onMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 July 24, 2003 Maybe she has a head cold and was saying she didn't want any "skanky dudes" hanging around her kids. Seriously, unless it's actually against the law or CCRs of your community tell her, politely, to "fuck off" and then never give it another thought.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #4 July 24, 2003 You don't own a pet rabbit do you? I would run like she had the F'in plague man... She sounds like a strange biotch. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #5 July 24, 2003 Quoteodd! I figured you misheard her say "youre the skateboard DUDE" but that wouldnt make her statement "NOT AROUND THESE KIDS" any more sensible! just make sure youve got everything tucked away and press on No, she clearly said "Skateboard NUDE", said it several times, I just never heard that term before and didnt understand what she was saying. Or what she was getting at. And those were just regular gym shorts, not real short, and I had underwear on under them. I guess she would really freak out if she saw a guy wearing a speedo around here kids in the pool, and Im sure her kids could care less about it. The whole things' pretty freaky, maybe funny. Either way I wish they would move back out, I was there long before they were and there are no rules against wearing gym shorts or swim suits on the property. People around here are really weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #6 July 24, 2003 QuoteMaybe she has a head cold and was saying she didn't want any "skanky dudes" hanging around her kids. Seriously, unless it's actually against the law or CCRs of your community tell her, politely, to "fuck off" and then never give it another thought. I would have! But I couldnt make out what she was saying or getting at at first, "skateboard nude", I never heard that term and didnt know how to respond. It was a little confusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #7 July 24, 2003 QuoteYou don't own a pet rabbit do you? I would run like she had the F'in plague man... She sounds like a strange biotch. Yea, strange biotch...real strange! And it gets stranger... Now, who in the hell cleans office buildings at 2:00 in the morning? No one is in office buildings at 2:00 in the morning, I work in one and the maids do the cleaning at 6:00 PM. Then, I saw her and the brunette comming out of the apt one night at 12:30, all decked out as if they were going to a club. All clubs in Phoenix have to close at 1:00, so last call is at 12:30, by the time they got to one it would already have been closed. The blonde doesnt seem like she has a job, she said one time she was at home all day. This is a pretty expensive place, how does she afford it? Especially with all the kids? Now, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #8 July 24, 2003 QuoteNow, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? They like to play dress up? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #9 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteNow, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? They like to play dress up? Or make out-calls. If she says anything else to me, I may tell her that this is a decent neighborhood and we dont want "your kind" around. I have a strong suspicion they may be part time prostitutes, which could be the reason why they think the way they do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #10 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteNow, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? They like to play dress up? Or make out-calls. Ahh, they must work as a team PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #11 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNow, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? They like to play dress up? Or make out-calls. Ahh, they must work as a team Well, whatever they do I dont want any part of it. Thats where I live, I go through life doing my own thing, and just dont want to be bothered by people like that. And those kids are real bratty, its like living near a playground, trash all over the place, bicycles laying around, screaming and hollering. And now to top it off it seems like Im being "accused" of something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #12 July 24, 2003 let me be the one to say it.....Mistress of the Night! Don't Confuse Me With My Own Words Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #13 July 24, 2003 Quotelet me be the one to say it.....Mistress of the Night! Anyone up for a nice, hefty dose of HIV??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #14 July 24, 2003 Quotelet me be the one to say it.....Mistress of the Night! That's awful and sucks big-time for the fact that she has kids sitting at home while she...does whatever it is she does. I don't know the lady so I wouldn't want to put that on her. Although, if that were the case...why would they give a $#!% about what someone wears when working out, seems like they wouldn't be in any place to judge anyone. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 July 24, 2003 QuoteI guess she would really freak out if she saw a guy wearing a speedo around here kids in the pool, and Im sure her kids could care less about it. Correction.....every female would freak out at seeing any male in a Speedo who was not a competitive swimmer. It's icky...very, very icky. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #16 July 25, 2003 QuoteQuotelet me be the one to say it.....Mistress of the Night! That's awful and sucks big-time for the fact that she has kids sitting at home while she...does whatever it is she does. I don't know the lady so I wouldn't want to put that on her. Although, if that were the case...why would they give a $#!% about what someone wears when working out, seems like they wouldn't be in any place to judge anyone. Well, if, and I say, if, it is true, it would make sense since someone like that deals commonly in sexual perversion, so thats where their mind is. They get the idea that everyone is like thier "clients", that all single males must be child molesters, ect. Also, Ive seen on more than one occasion those kids left in that apt alone at night, no one there to supervise them. I know that because when it happens, they are in there screaming and shouting, going crazy, throwing shit around, ect., so obviously there is no adult there. I generally go to bed late because I work out late, Ive seen these kids up at three in the morning many times. I dont know why they would even care what someone wears while working out, likes its really any of their business. And yea, they do seem awfully judgemental. If I had kids that young they would be going to bed at a decent time and wouldnt be left alone at night. I dont think they have the right to judge anyone, and Ill probably make that clear next time one of them says anything to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #17 July 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteI guess she would really freak out if she saw a guy wearing a speedo around here kids in the pool, and Im sure her kids could care less about it. Correction.....every female would freak out at seeing any male in a Speedo who was not a competitive swimmer. It's icky...very, very icky. Why is that icky? I wear one when I lap swim in order to go faster (I like reaching the other side asap...whew!!!), and under a wet suit, otherwise just a regular swim suit. I see guys wearing speedos all the time in the lap pool, but I guess youre saying its icky because you really have to have a "perfect body" in order to look good in one, ie you about have to look like <---- the jumprunner, in order to look good in one. If I want to look sexy I just wear a regular swim suit under a t-shirt. Last time I did that, on the boardwalk in SoCal, at night, I had a bunch of chicks start whistling at me, but then they literally came after me! Good thing I was on a skateboard and was able to outrun them, I dont know what they were fixing to do but I didnt want to stick around to find out. (we're not talking about just one or two, we're talking about 7 or 8 of them, that was a little scary) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #18 July 25, 2003 Three words: Child Protective Services Ya might want to give em a ring some night. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #19 July 25, 2003 QuoteSo she says, "Youre the one who goes around skateboarding in these short-shorts arent you?" I said I skateboard in whatever I happen to be wearing, "why?". So she says, "Not around these kids!!! We dont want any skateboard nudes around the kids." I cant skateboard in a t-shirt and gym shorts when kids might be around??? It seems the concept of shorts has changed, or at least what's considered "fashionable". If your shorts aren't down to your knees, or even past, then they're "short shorts". The ones the military issues and the ones I got from Bounce Proof are now supposedly too short. I get flack from the under-25 crowd at the DZ when I wear them too. Of course, many of them weren't born or at least weren't walking and talking when these shorts were the proper shorts, and "short shorts" were the tight AND short ones chicks wore to show a little cheek. I think it also has to do with the fashion for oversize/baggy (yet sometimes under-length) jeans that show at least half of your Calvin Klein oy DKNY underwear, with the crotch around your knees punkass look. I don't get that either. If you're running from the cops, don't you want clothes that don't restrict movement? But what the hell do I know? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #20 July 25, 2003 Quote<---- the jumprunner, in order to look good in one. The girls of DZ.com want a pics....preferably with no shirt on. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #21 July 25, 2003 QuoteNow, who in the hell cleans office buildings at 2:00 in the morning? No one is in office buildings at 2:00 in the morning, I work in one and the maids do the cleaning at 6:00 PM. all office buildings are not yours, lots of them get cleaned at 2 am. Quote All clubs in Phoenix have to close at 1:00, so last call is at 12:30, by the time they got to one it would already have been closed. uh no. check again. no alcohol is sold after 1am. There are clubs that are certainly open past 1, many bars simply close up the front, and there are lots of private parties in scottsdale/tempe. oh you dont get invited to those? gee imagine that QuoteNow, are you thinking the same thing Im thinking??? no i have better things to do than imagine what my neighbors might be doing. I would hope my neighbors do to...she may be an ignorant bitch but that only entitles you to be a bitch back, not create personal fantasies or as someone suggested call child protection over such imaginings!!!! i think a healthy dose of BTFU might be in order, which is all you should have said to her in the first place... QuoteQuote<---- the jumprunner, in order to look good in one. The girls of DZ.com want a pics....preferably with no shirt on. uh..oh god please no...my eyes...remember who your asking to see in a speedo...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #22 July 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteSo she says, "Youre the one who goes around skateboarding in these short-shorts arent you?" I said I skateboard in whatever I happen to be wearing, "why?". So she says, "Not around these kids!!! We dont want any skateboard nudes around the kids." I cant skateboard in a t-shirt and gym shorts when kids might be around??? It seems the concept of shorts has changed, or at least what's considered "fashionable". If your shorts aren't down to your knees, or even past, then they're "short shorts". The ones the military issues and the ones I got from Bounce Proof are now supposedly too short. I get flack from the under-25 crowd at the DZ when I wear them too. Of course, many of them weren't born or at least weren't walking and talking when these shorts were the proper shorts, and "short shorts" were the tight AND short ones chicks wore to show a little cheek. I think it also has to do with the fashion for oversize/baggy (yet sometimes under-length) jeans that show at least half of your Calvin Klein oy DKNY underwear, with the crotch around your knees punkass look. I don't get that either. If you're running from the cops, don't you want clothes that don't restrict movement? But what the hell do I know? The reason why Id ever wear gym shorts, and why I was wearing them then, was because, well, I was working out! Had just got back from LA Fitness. According to this biotch, I should have been properly dressed in a tuxedo when working out in order to remain 'decent' enough to be in sight of her bratty little kids. Oh, and I should 'bow down' in respect to her royal f**king brats every time they should pass by, that way I might be a little more tolerable to live next to. I should also apoligize to them for inconveniencing them by living next door to them. Lowlife pieces of shit, assholes like that really piss me off. WHY DO THEY EXIST??? Same reason as roaches, flies, and other insects? But dont get the idea this is the way Arizona is, since I moved here Ive met many, many cool people and most people here are surprisingly friendly, and, I guess I could say, level headed, for lack of a better term. Except for the fact they prefer rocks and cactus over trees and water, that part's a little strange. There are going to be a few low life, screwed up, assholes in every crowd, but I never let those few deranged assholes affect my outlook. It just so happens one of "those" moved next door to me...lucky me I want to be her skydiving instructor....okay, see, you dont need this AAD thing, it just gets in the way of things, and see this knob on back here? Its called a ripcord...dont mess with it or your parachute wont open! But what the hell do I know? Please consult the Crips in South Central Los Angelas for furthur information on this topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #23 July 25, 2003 QuoteThree words: Child Protective Services Ya might want to give em a ring some night. Naaa, I dont want to get involved with these lowlifes, I just dont want them talking to me. You know, like I go in the pool area, I leave the pool area, I dont want to hear any of this "theres the next door neighbor, skateboard nude" or any of this retarded stupid bullshit. If they keep talking to me Im gonna invoke harrassment procedures. And Im awefully good at it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #24 July 25, 2003 QuoteQuote<---- the jumprunner, in order to look good in one. The girls of DZ.com want a pics....preferably with no shirt on. Have you ever seen "Planet of the Apes"? Well I dont want to be mistaken for one of the apes so I think Ill just go ahead and leave my shirt on! Its either that or my razor's going to have to explore new territory. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #25 July 25, 2003 Oh, um, speaking of skateboards, just spent $120 on a $150 3.5 foot long skateboard yeserday....and it kicks ass!!!! Feels exactly like surfing on a shortboard...just f**king awesome. Now I want a RipCurl shortboard, dont know how much thats going to cost, and I want it quick. Also yet to pick up another 6'7 shortboard from a local shaper in La Jolla. And then theres the V-3 w/ skyhook, 7 AFF levels.... Say, anyone wanna get together and rob a bank? It worked in 'Point Break' it can work for us. "Allo, allo, allo, ladies and gentlemen, we are the [someone fill this in]" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
