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Oh, um, speaking of skateboards, just spent $120 on a $150 3.5 foot long skateboard yeserday....and it kicks ass!!!!



lol.

rotflmao...

there is one born every min...

save your money for more tandemns...;)
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Hey Jumprunner, strange people act strangely for a reason. Use extreme caution.



Oh, well, I think you have a point, no telling what that reason may be. When someone starts saying weird shit like that Im pretty quick to get defensive. Something's going on...I dont know what, but I dont like it. Especially since theyre right next door and a little hard to avoid.

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If they are going clubbing, and no alcohol is served... what are they doing? Possibly partaking in other mind altering substances while their children are left at home alone to throw things around, possibly hitting each other, and possibly finding toxic substances to ingest? I'm sorry, but if those kids are not over 12 yrs old, they should not be home alone while mommy is out partying. Personally, I would monitor that and take action if I felt necessary.

As far as your lousy neighbors, ... are you a renter/owner? You can always complain if people are throwing things around regularly at 3am, and being rowdy. Personally, I can't sleep with any noise or light, so, my sleep-deprived evil twin would've already called.

fwiw, who cares if you're skating in a speedo, let alone shorts and a shirt.? . It's a free country last I checked. Who cares what they think?!

jmo.
Angela.



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If they are going clubbing, and no alcohol is served... what are they doing? Possibly partaking in other mind altering substances while their children are left at home alone to throw things around, possibly hitting each other, and possibly finding toxic substances to ingest? I'm sorry, but if those kids are not over 12 yrs old, they should not be home alone while mommy is out partying. Personally, I would monitor that and take action if I felt necessary.

As far as your lousy neighbors, ... are you a renter/owner? You can always complain if people are throwing things around regularly at 3am, and being rowdy. Personally, I can't sleep with any noise or light, so, my sleep-deprived evil twin would've already called.

fwiw, who cares if you're skating in a speedo, let alone shorts and a shirt.? . It's a free country last I checked. Who cares what they think?!

jmo.
Angela.



Possibly, but it only becomes my business when they start screwing around with me. As long as they mind their own business and leave me out of their affairs, its none of my business. That would include not talking to me.

Im a renter, these are upscale apts, with all thats been said, if I hear those kids making noise again Im going to be pretty intimidating about it, then take it to the manager and start riding thier case.

I had a problem with someone like this in another apt, started harassing them by doing things like throwing rocks at their window, ect., went to the manager every week about it, and finally ended up getting them evicted from the apt. If I hear something else from them they may be heading in the same direction.

FYI - I dont skate in a speedo, just in whatever I happen to be wearing. On the boardwalk...I may be an exhibitionist but you wouldnt catch me skating in a speedo, ie for a guy this would not only be extremely obvious that youre being an exhibitionist, it would look ridiculous.

The idea is, show something but dont make it obvious what youre trying to do, and above all, act "innocent". So if I wear a long t-shirt under a regular swimsuit (not speedo), you cant see the swimsuit, so you have to wonder whats under the t-shirt. Thats what attracts attention.

Ofcourse I only do that on the boardwalk at night, not around here.

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LQQK.

I was kidding... but now I'm not. You started out by saying you just say hello to these people, and now youv'e becme aggrivated by this short un clear conversation. Now, you are an expert on there lifestyle. Your speculating about them for the most part of this thread, guessing what they do and how they can AFFORD to be in such a neighbourhood etc.

I remind you that this all started over a pair of shorts! Are you really much of a fashion victim, thats my first question. And, are you really male, cause this sound like idle gossip to me, that could cause a lot of problems for this family. Have you considered that maybe they have inherreted wealth or maybe they work from home? They could have their deaf mother there watching the kids at night. Do you monitor there activity all day and all night.

I was kidding on the gay post but i think your way outta line stating that they are child abusers, prostitute and HIV positive to top it all. Your as bad as the guy who called the cops on the gay couple in TX. Think about it.... and then retract your bull shit or
define it as the truth and report it.

If you don't wanna get involved with "low lifes" like that, then why have you dedicated a thread to them so you can bitch and whine???


Hope you don't get Banned!

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Pssst, Jumprunner, those people moved in next door because of you. They are taping your phone calls. They have replaced your lightbulbs with light-emitting electronic listening devices. They go out so you wonder about them. There are not children next door, they are small agents. They are trying to make you go insane. I have it on good authority. The voices told me so. Then they left in their little black helicopter. I will see them again when it is time. They will decide all that.

They did tell me you knew the answer to this question:

If you're driving through the desert and you get a flat, how many pancakes does it take to jack up the house?

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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Now, who in the hell cleans office buildings at 2:00 in the morning? No one is in office buildings at 2:00 in the morning***

Actually.....they do. MY next door neighbor use to clean banks, and she went in around midnight and got done around 3:P

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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And by the way, don't respond to my post. Noone else can see it but you. It is a an encrypted message we at the agency call a gnat. There is a software bug I embedded in the monitoring software the company installed in your computer which decrypts the message. Oh shoot, move three inches to your right. There is a camera over your right shoulder which can see your monitor. I can't let them read this.

Be strong. Be careful. Don't let them know you know they are watching.

I have to go, someone is

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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And by the way, don't respond to my post. Noone else can see it but you. It is a an encrypted message we at the agency call a gnat. There is a software bug I embedded in the monitoring software the company installed in your computer which decrypts the message. Oh shoot, move three inches to your right. There is a camera over your right shoulder which can see your monitor. I can't let them read this.

Be strong. Be careful. Don't let them know you know they are watching.

I have to go, someone is



In ref. to the 4 posts above....

Okay Okay Okay....I get the message. Ill just ignore them from now on and leave it at that. Best policy...right? Right.

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Whew, General Issimo just came by, I thot they knew what we were up to. I had to make sure you knew the answer to the question.

The answer is: Blue, because icecream has no bones and marshmallow sticks are not for baking.

Don't write it down. There is a micro handwriting transmission device built into all of your pens. Just remember it in case you are asked by Panther Group 11.

Shhh, someone is pulling into your parking lot. Don't look!!!! peak out the window.

That is all I can tell you now. If you need me, close your eyes, pull your left earlobe three times and say "rastaman." I will be in touch.

Out.

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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Yeeeessss????? You needed me so soon? Remember the ear thing is for emergencies only.

hot tip: turn off all your light switches and only use red glowsticks. the cameras can't see light from glowsticks.

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?



No, but when you find someone like that of the female gender, notify me immediately.

Dammit I have this strange craving for French Vanilla ice cream again. Or the alternative!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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dood........u ran away from chicks chasing you?????whistling at u, ..........is something wrong here???????

If I want to look sexy I just wear a regular swim suit under a t-shirt. Last time I did that, on the boardwalk in SoCal, at night, I had a bunch of chicks start whistling at me, but then they literally came after me! Good thing I was on a skateboard and was able to outrun them, I dont know what they were fixing to do but I didnt want to stick around to find out. (we're not talking about just one or two, we're talking about 7 or 8 of them, that was a little scary)




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what about military guys in speedos? I am not icky, not icky at all. You hurt my feelings... waaaaaaaaaaa and i though women were the sensitive type................

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Correction.....every female would freak out at seeing any male in a Speedo who was not a competitive swimmer. It's icky...very, very icky.
Leroy


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dood........u ran away from chicks chasing you?????whistling at u, ..........is something wrong here???????



Youd want to stick around with 7 or 8 chicks comming at you, at night, on the boardwalk, when youre wearing nothing but a t-shirt and skimpy swim suit? I guess youve never been to California.

Youre going to have a real fun time running back to your room naked after they tear your clothes off, that many chicks in that kind of a mood are liable to do just about anything.

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what about military guys in speedos? I am not icky, not icky at all. You hurt my feelings... waaaaaaaaaaa and i though women were the sensitive type................

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Correction.....every female would freak out at seeing any male in a Speedo who was not a competitive swimmer. It's icky...very, very icky.




Skymama? The sensitive type? Ha!

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