Viking 0 #1 July 5, 2003 Yep seeing as its July 5th I am now 23.) this year!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #2 July 5, 2003 It's "laid" Arty. Maybe that's been the problem all along... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 July 5, 2003 fixed. edit: and don't call me Arty I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #4 July 5, 2003 Happy Birthday dude dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 July 5, 2003 if you get ya self down to the nearest brothel and state your case to them, I'll ewager that one of the ladies would help you out for next to nothing, 23 and not yet hammered... SAD (unless its a religous or culturalthin, in which case good for you standing up (not laying down) for what you beleive)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 July 5, 2003 LOL no thanx, i'd prefer that my dick not turn green and fall off after my first time!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #7 July 5, 2003 Happy Birthday! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 July 5, 2003 happy birthday dude... i'm exactly amonth behind ya........ hopefully i wil get laid on my birthday..lol... i mean how could i not, naked jumps and the free beer at wfc.....lol... have a good time.... make a jump tommorow and be merry....... p.s. i bet for 20 bucks a crack ho in compton could hook you up with atleast a bj...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #9 July 5, 2003 Happy Birthday Viking Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #10 July 5, 2003 Happy B-day Dude you are 7 days behind me. Cheers! "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 July 5, 2003 Happy Birthday, Arthur. I hope you have a great day. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 July 5, 2003 QuoteLOL no thanx, i'd prefer that my dick not turn green and fall off after my first time! so when exactly is it ok for it to turn green and fall off? 2nd time? 3rd? does your first time include the PREmie that you'll haveMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #13 July 5, 2003 Have a great day " Arty" -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 July 5, 2003 happy birthday ARTY! hey Quick draw, that WAS fun! lets do it again! ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTY ARTYMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 July 5, 2003 I'm choked up right now. My son is 23 already. Where did all the years go? And how fucking young was I when you were born? Man, Arthur I musta been screwin ya mom when I was 15. BTW, there's a new Porsche waiting in the driveway for you. Only problem is I forgot where I put the keys. Hit the bottle again. Your Dad. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #16 July 5, 2003 Happy B-Day man. You have a free birthday jump waiting for you at perris or elsinore, just let me know when you'll be up next!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 July 5, 2003 Happy birthday, sweetie! Gosh, I remember when you still weren't old enough to drink... where does the time go? Oh yeah... if you're gonna get some for your birthday, don't forget to cover that critter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 July 5, 2003 Yay! Happy birthday! I'm available for spankings as needed.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #19 July 5, 2003 Happy Birthday, ya young pup! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #20 July 6, 2003 QuoteYay! Happy birthday! I'm available for spankings as needed. WOOHOOO!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #21 July 6, 2003 Happy Birthday Arthur!! My gosh you're old now hehehehe *runs and hides* Too bad your in CA and unable to get the birthday present thats waiting for you here in NY *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 July 6, 2003 and whats that? Mia waiting to beg me to take her to the store so she buy more cheeeeeeese!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #23 July 6, 2003 welp off to eat mexican food and get drunk with my brother. See you guys later I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #24 July 6, 2003 Happy Birthday My babaeeeeeeee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #25 July 6, 2003 if you have to ask-you may never find out oh! and you got it right, its not cheese, its cheeeeeese!! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
