jtval 0 #26 July 25, 2003 QuoteDude, I know how it feels to be out of work. It sucks royal rhino ass. um, when did rhino become royalty! Jraf, things could be worse....you could be wingnutMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #27 July 25, 2003 Yes things could be worse, though I don't know if wingnut is it Thank Gawd I have two brothers who support me, a loving woman who is there and a bunch of friends around me. Guys, thanks for your supportjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #28 July 25, 2003 hey thats what we're here for(although I got here late) you gotta KNOW that this is a temp thing and once youve nit bottom the only place to go is up!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #29 July 25, 2003 Funny - a buddy of mine and I were sittin around at his house a couple of nights back trying to out do each other with life sucks at the current moment stories. He brought up one that I can gurantee will out do anyone of the storeis any of us can come up with. A friend of his was taking his wife to the hospital, she had been breaking down emotionally over the past year or two. Apparently she was in really bad psychological shape and on the way to the hospital, she opened the door and jumped out killing herself. She left him with their two kids. So - who's life sucks?? NOT OURS! Cheer up... -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #30 July 25, 2003 yikes! one of my friends friend A girl named jodie had a spat with her then husband. she wanted to teach him a lesson so she packed (shoes) in abag and said she was leaving. she didnt intend on forever..... he picked up a knife and killed himself. IN FORNT OF HER. she rode in the ambluance as he cried and apologized....then died if thats not bad enough she was investigated for a long time for murderMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #31 July 25, 2003 QuoteBy the looks of your Avatar, Your life doesn't suck. - Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u beat me to it, that was gonna be my post! We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #32 July 25, 2003 Quote To hell with retirement, I'm cashing in the IRA and going to the freefall convention. See, its not so bad. See ya there!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #33 July 25, 2003 Yeah I guess things could be even worse, but I preffer them to get better. They will get a lot worse on Monday though - my parents decided to drop by for a visit - eeeeeeeekjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 July 25, 2003 eeeek parents? who needs em? LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #35 July 25, 2003 My Dad is an expert on criticizing everything and anything I do. My Mom is an 'I told you so' master. So she calls up and says: 'I have good news. Your Dad and I decided to go for this romantic road trip and stop at all the scenic places from Pittsburgh to Key West. We will be in Orlando on Monday' That is when I heard Hell's Bells in my earsjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #36 July 25, 2003 urrg! Im so glad my parents arent like that. I put a stop to that when I was in high school. now they let me be. dont let em get to you! Ill say this here... If we can help you out in any way dont hesitate. we're a close knit group even if we've never met.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #37 July 25, 2003 QuoteMy Dad is an expert on criticizing everything and anything I do. My Mom is an 'I told you so' master. Oh man...sounds like a match made in heaven. Good luck. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #38 July 25, 2003 hans- will your parents drive their car through the swoop pond? take them to the DZ. that may discourage them from coming back.__ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #39 July 25, 2003 QuoteI just went to the bank, deposited the last check I had and my account currently stands at $-1.45. I am thinking of putting myself out of my mysery. Don't feel bad. On Wednesday, my bank said -491$, I only had 9$ of overdraft left, and all credit cards were maxed. Thank god for payday, and luckily the sale of my condo went through on Thursday *whew*. That is when I knew that god loved me, I was in deep ****! ... Now I can go drink and jump Angela,. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #40 July 25, 2003 Stacy, they are my parents. They have lived with my little stunts for 35 years now. I dont think they will be impressed with just swooping the pond. I would have to swoop it with a stolen cop car while sttting my own farts on fire and singing a Johnny Cash song while blowing up the bunker with a stash of M80sjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #41 July 26, 2003 QuoteI would have to swoop it with a stolen cop car while setting my own farts on fire and singing a Johnny Cash song moving this to the top of the forums again. Hans, if you need the $$, I'll bet alot of us will pay good money to see you do this! put the m80s behind your ears though, leave the bunker alone! Ring of Fire? good song... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #42 July 26, 2003 WOW! That's all your negative??? I've had my account negative numerous times in excess of $9000.00 Cheer up and remember this is only temporary and you'll laugh at it later unless you do the permanent mistake...trust me been there done that!!! They can take everything you own except you. Don't sweat it dude! The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 July 26, 2003 QuoteI would have to swoop it with a stolen cop car while sttting my own farts on fire and singing a Johnny Cash song while blowing up the bunker with a stash of M80s Isn't that a standard Saturday night at the DZ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #44 July 26, 2003 It actually is and tonight will be rowdy....whooohoooo...my woman lent me cash for the gas, my friends donated jump tickets and a rig...I'm outta here...WOOOOHOOOOO I'M GOING JUMPING!!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #45 July 26, 2003 Ahhhh fuck it...Live life, go hard and don't stop. You can always get more money (somehow) but you can NEVER get more time.Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
