payback462 0 #1 July 22, 2003 goddamn fuckin flat peice of shit tire!!!! so im driving home from a certain dz.commers house at 2friggin AM and hit this little teenie tiny curb as i go around it to avoid some douchebag fucking flatbed towtruck asshat. then i hear this fucking clicking noise, and my fucking tire is flat, and theyres now way in hell im waiting 3 hours for some AAA asshat to come and fucking change my tire when i can do it ten times as fast as he can! so i get out the peice of shit jack and 6" lug wrench that came with my fucking peice of shit trendy ass car, and put on the little goddamn retarded looking donught "tire" then i go to see if i can find the hole and its a friggin 2 inch slash on the fuking sidewall!!!!!!!! so now i have to buy a whole new fucking tire, and i think its going to cost me like $70. and to top it off i put some nice scratches on my bumper from the fucking spare, but at least i dont have to worry about it rusting since the whole fucking car is made from goddamn plastic!!!! goddamnit fuckit i need a drink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #2 July 22, 2003 OH well, you can always sell it at a lot less then you paid for it. Hahahhahhhhh, Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #3 July 22, 2003 a beer or three and you need to get laid dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #4 July 22, 2003 Come on tell us how you really feel Maybe you should have spent the night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #5 July 22, 2003 Quote...and hit this little teenie tiny curb as i go around it to avoid some douchebag fucking flatbed towtruck asshat. How do you think the tire "feels?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #6 July 22, 2003 Don't you just HATE it when those damn curbs jump out at you when your driving down the road minding your own business?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 July 22, 2003 "How do you think the tire "feels?" " Umm it probably feels let down......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 July 22, 2003 QuoteUmm it probably feels let down...... I'd say more like an empty feeling....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #9 July 22, 2003 you drive a jeep and don't have a spare tire? How embarassing is it to have to call triple A when you ride in a jacked up pimped out jeep? That sucks man, learn how to change a tire. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #10 July 22, 2003 Quoteyou drive a jeep and don't have a spare tire? i dont drive the jeep all the time, i couldnt afford the 8mpg it got so i had to friggin get a cheezy ass pontiac vibe for normal driving Quotelearn how to change a tire. i already KNOW how to change a tire, learn how to read!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #11 July 22, 2003 ok --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 July 22, 2003 Glad you're ok....it could have been worse.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #13 July 22, 2003 Rather than get all steamed up... think of what didn't happen. At least 2 tires weren't flattened @ the same time! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #14 July 22, 2003 Quotei couldnt afford the 8mpg it got so i had to friggin get a cheezy ass pontiac vibe for normal driving How many gallons of gas could you have bought for what you paid for the cheezy ass Ponitac vibe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #15 July 22, 2003 Quotethe cheezy ass Ponitac vibe dont remind me oh and i just went to get a new tire, and it was 130 fucking bucks jesus H christ how the hell can a teeeny tiny tire like that cost so damn much!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 July 22, 2003 QuoteDon't you just HATE it when those damn curbs jump out at you when your driving down the road minding your own business? i DAMN sure do.. no shit, there i was (pretty damn lit) wandering back to my hotel when i was in Vegas...well this huge buick in front of me smakes the curb hard making a uturn and takes off a chunk of the curb which rolls right under my car...i missed it with the front tires, but it shreded the left rear...$#^*#@$&#$. Of course this is the trip i decided to drive my own car instead of taking the rental....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #17 July 22, 2003 What was it that Ivan said in another thread? Oh yeah... "Holy Potty Mouth Batman".__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #18 July 22, 2003 Sux!! But, this crap happens to all of us. I have owned my car for 8 months, and within the past month i've had a flat tire (changed both tires, cuz it couldn't have been the bald one, right?!), someone threw a concrete chunk through my window to rob me for cds, and the month prior I was driving when a curb just up and jumped in front of me, causing my axle to get screwed up. I'm sure i'll be needing a new axle, i'll just get it when I get to 10k on this oil, haha! I'll show this car () So, in short,... it could be worse Keep yer head up. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baa75 0 #19 July 23, 2003 Maybe if you didn't stay out waaay too late, you wouldn't get so cranky but really...the language! Even my kids know potty mouth when they hear it! Then again, I've experienced your driving skills so I'm kinda surprised all you got was a flat tire. Really though, if you want to complain... -Try a tiny pebble bouncing off the windshield and putting a big spider crack in it. With a "WHACK" so loud that you almost drive off the road! -Then a month later the same nice white car gets burnt in a housefire (looked like a burnt marshmellow!) -Get that all fixed up as good as new and almost exactly a year later total the whole dang thing by flipping it on the roof! And of course just a few short months after making the final payment!! BettyAnn Getting married? Check out my website! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #20 July 23, 2003 QuoteMaybe if you didn't stay out waaay too late, you wouldn't get so cranky oh, dont even start!! QuoteThen again, I've experienced your driving skills so I'm kinda surprised all you got was a flat tire. now dont be jealous of my superior driving ability and keen directional sense Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baa75 0 #21 July 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteThen again, I've experienced your driving skills so I'm kinda surprised all you got was a flat tire. now dont be jealous of my superior driving ability and keen directional sense This from the guy who goes out to eat and can't find his way back to the DZ?!! BettyAnn Getting married? Check out my website! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #22 July 23, 2003 QuoteThis from the guy who goes out to eat and can't find his way back to the DZ?!! dude its not my fault i almost missed the turn, i was distracted by the hottie in the car with me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baa75 0 #23 July 23, 2003 Quote when you ride in a jacked up pimped out jeep? HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thanks Andy, you're awesome! Made my day to read that!! They actually just put BIGGER tires on that thing too! BettyAnn Getting married? Check out my website! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baa75 0 #24 July 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteThis from the guy who goes out to eat and can't find his way back to the DZ?!! dude its not my fault i almost missed the turn, i was distracted by the hottie in the car with me Excuses...Excuses... I'm thinking you should learn to listen to WFFC & Opie! BettyAnn Getting married? Check out my website! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #25 July 23, 2003 Quote i was distracted by the hottie in the car with me Really? Where was your girlfriend? - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
