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QuoteHave you seen the way women swoon over the gecko in the Geico commercials? He must have money, because he's just not attractive!
I think he's adorable. And not just cause he has money.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteI think he's adorable. And not just cause he has money.
Right!!
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
sunshine 2
Oh come on...a talking lizard...how can you not find that adorable?!
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteOh come on...a talking lizard...how can you not find that adorable?!
No boobies.
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
quade 4
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Ain't nobody's hero, but I wanna be heard
on your Hot 9-7 everyday, that's my word
Swimmin in women wit they own condominiums
Five plus Fives, who drive Millineums
It's all about the Benjamins, what?
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The World's Most Boring Skydiver
The World's Most Boring Skydiver
QuoteTroyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze
Bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaa
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheeeeee
Ahem...hmmmm "stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze"
Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaa
edit: sorry, my laughing got out of control. I needed to hit return in there. God damn that was funny shit!
mike
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
Quote"stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze"
Isn't it marriage the cause for heart attacks, substance abuse and alcoholism?
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
He's 2'8" tall. This is 32 inches.
THink about it! With a measly 4 inches, he can have one that is 1/8 his size.
Huge? Relatively speaking...
But I guess, not to a lady of 6'2"..
My wife is hotter than your wife.
THink about it! With a measly 4 inches, he can have one that is 1/8 his size.
Huge? Relatively speaking...
But I guess, not to a lady of 6'2"..
My wife is hotter than your wife.
My friend Val figured this one out. I showed her the article and said "Why?"
Without missing a beat, she replied:
"duuh. because he's the correct height. "
Without missing a beat, she replied:
"duuh. because he's the correct height. "
7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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QuoteMy friend Val figured this one out. I showed her the article and said "Why?"
Without missing a beat, she replied:
"duuh. because he's the correct height. "
Shouldnt it be the other way around?
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer
That's all a matter of perspective.
7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
thats wut i hear.....little people have the dingys that dangle at their feet......damn, i got gipped in both areas![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe
Paul, where the hell do you get those rap lyrics? I figured you for a Barry Manillow kinda guy.
Dom
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I figured you for a Barry Manillow kinda guy.
Then you only think you know me.
Truth is I like almost anything that's done well. Of course, that's up to my completely subjective opinion, but Barely Manenough ain't included.
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The World's Most Boring Skydiver
The World's Most Boring Skydiver
his height-her inseam...a perfect match
One thing he CAN'T do is to GO DOWN on her...he's ALREADY there.
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
I mean..I dunno why we make a big deal of "Mini Me" getting married, if MICHAEL JACKSON got married, pretty much anyone can.
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
QuoteI mean..I dunno why we make a big deal of "Mini Me" getting married, if MICHAEL JACKSON got married, pretty much anyone can.
Are you married, Ivan?
My wife is hotter than your wife.
QuoteAre you married, Ivan?
HELL NO!!!!
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
QuoteI mean..I dunno why we make a big deal of "Mini Me" getting married, if MICHAEL JACKSON got married, pretty much anyone can.
No big deal, it's just the topic that brought the song up in my head. Hey, you never know it could be luuuvvv. Please don't use the force against me...
PMS #62
Zarza R[red
QuotePlease don't use the force against me...
Good idea
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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
bch7773 0
"Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot."
What do you all mean, how does it work? She teaches yoga, she can make anything work.
MB 3528, RB 1182
What do you all mean, how does it work? She teaches yoga, she can make anything work.
MB 3528, RB 1182
I rest my case.
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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