chopchop 0 #1 July 24, 2003 a Nasty Clown number!!!! But she died.. We just watched Swimfan and I was so impressed with Madison, I was getting ready to award her the very first (other than the original) Nasty Clown number. But she was stupid and she died. She really had it going on - she was very, very evil(as all women are) But she wasn't very smart ... so she died. Oh Well... first Nasty Clown number still up for grabs!!! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 July 24, 2003 This was Chochop's idea of an evening of how he could get out of the doghouse.... First, he showed up for dinner late and blamed it on the traffic (yeah, right...check what time he was on dz.com...he was post whoring from his office!). Then, he stopped by the store for wine and bread, but the bread was half-eaten by the time he got to my place. After that, he took a work call during dinner. After dinner was over, he went to the computer and didn't even offer to clean the dishes after I cooked the whole darn thing. Next, he asked me to smell his feet to see if he needed to take a shower. (Note to all guys, if you need to ask, you probably need to take a shower!) Soon after, we decided to watch a movie. He was really rooting for Jackass:the movie. This was his idea of a good movie to get me in "the mood" in order to get out of the doghouse. We finally settled on "Swimfan"....not quite a chick flick, but a good warning to him. During the movie, he farted, burped, clipped his toenails, called all women "evil semen recepticles" and compared every psycho thing that Madison did to Nastyclown. And he wonders why I'm on the computer now instead of all turned on that he is here....She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #3 July 24, 2003 blamed it on the traffic traffic was horrible.. it really was.. she told me to get off on Long Wood but I told her I don't swing that way.. Then, he stopped by the store for wine and bread, but the bread was half-eaten by the time he got to my place. I would like to point out I did get the wine and bread but I was hungry because of the traffic.. he took a work call during dinner. After dinner was over, he went to the computer It was sbs having a meltdown.. I had to work.. After all... I am the man.. Next, he asked me to smell his feet I'd a done it myself but my sinuses are all plugged up from FL weather.. He was really rooting for Jackass:the movie. We finally settled on "Swimfan I still wanna see Jackass the movie During the movie, he farted, burped, clipped his toenails, called all women "evil semen recepticles" and compared every psycho thing that Madison did to Nastyclown. I was unwinding after a hard day's work... And he wonders why I'm on the computer now instead of all turned on that he is here.... Who's on the computer? and who's begging for a massage? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 July 24, 2003 Make him write, "I adore The Skymama Goddess" 100 times... with his tongue on your... back! LOL! That'll teach him! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ronnie 0 #5 July 24, 2003 Roy, get the hell out of Florida. That place is evil. If you don't, you will soon grow a mullet and dip Copenhagen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #6 July 24, 2003 omgoodness We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 July 24, 2003 You should give the massage....whilst and unsuspecting Skymama is on her stomach enjoying the back rub, don a red nose and face paint. When she rolls over...to her utter horror....she has met up with.....NASTY CLOWN!!!!!!!!! Sounds like utter chaos is in effect in Florida.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #8 July 24, 2003 QuoteWhen she rolls over...to her utter horror....she has met up with.....NASTY CLOWN!!!!!!!!! Oh.. if she's on her stomach, she'll know when Nasty Clown is there, buddy-boy, she'll know.... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #9 July 24, 2003 QuoteRoy, get the hell out of Florida. That place is evil. If you don't, you will soon grow a mullet and dip Copenhagen. You're right! It's been 7 days and I am already wearing shorts with no snaps, zipper or belt, T-shirts and Tevas every day, drinking Bacardi Ice while driving a rental pick'em'up truck and scratching my back with a stick I found in tha parking lot at the gas station I was buying my tobbacky at! Screw this... On Sunday, I am outta here... heading to GA.. oh, wait.. that ain't gonna help! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #10 July 24, 2003 Jackass the movie is a riot. you SHOULD make her watch it. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #11 July 24, 2003 OMG!!!!! Roy....you disappoint me. You have a beautiful woman like SkyMama sitting there and you behave like that when you could be....well....ummm....entertaining her? SkyMama....take away his computer access, give him a few romance novels (the ones that describe in detail certain...ummm....activities ) and hopefully, this will jump start his training. Yesh!!! You'd think at his age, he'd have some training completed. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #12 July 24, 2003 Quotedidn't even offer to clean the dishes after I cooked the whole darn thing. guy logic: you made them dirty, why should we clean? O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 July 24, 2003 Quoteguy logic: you made them dirty, why should we clean? Yup... and I had very important guy things to attend to... another guy was in crisis... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 July 24, 2003 Quotegive him a few romance novels (the ones that describe in detail certain...ummm....activities ) I almost spewed my diet coke when I read that! Chopchop's idea of a romance novel is anything by Stephen King. Hey, wait a minute....I think we know where the roots of Nastyclown came from now. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #15 July 25, 2003 Quote[Chopchop's idea of a romance novel is anything by Stephen King. Hey, wait a minute....I think we know where the roots of Nastyclown came from now. IT... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
