Michele 1 #76 July 19, 2003 QuoteAll the same, I wish you well on developing a sense of humour sometime soon He actually has a pretty good one, Sue. It's just that some people don't get it...kinda like how like some people don't get yours. To each their own, as the saying goes. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #77 July 19, 2003 michele rocks! --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #78 July 19, 2003 I'm having trouble with this one... he just said... Re: [SadSue] Situations/circumstances that really make you uncomfortable [In reply to] Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next time try standing in front of the bus. what I'm sure he's gonna tell me the funny side anytime now.. NOT!!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GigaBuist 0 #79 July 19, 2003 1) Being physically close to people I don't know well. Lines, crowded bars, etc. Oh, and rides in a 182 Cessna :). 2) Not having an "out" in an area. I usually sit facing the entrace/exit to restuarants for this reason. I want to know what's coming in and what's going out. Again, a problem on a small plane. Once I'm next to an open door I think I feel 100% better. 3) Not having some sort of weapon at hand in public. Ok, this one screams "nut job" but really -- any place where I can't carry my blade makes me nervous -- except that Cessna ride. I guess I could there but there's no reason as a student. The "secured" area of airports leave me jumping my eyes around looking for blunt objects in the case I need one. As soon as I collect my bagage I waddle off to a corner, unzip luggage and strap my blade back to my belt. I feel a little better and safer. 4) Relates to 3 but I really don't like not having a firearm within my possession, or somewhere near it. It doesn't have to be -on- me, but more than an hour from my cache and I notice myself wanting to have an AR-15 in my hotel room or something. I purposely kept out of Canada during my last road trip from Michigan to New England just so I could keep a pistol in my trunk and in my hotel room. 5) Heights. Last time I was 12 feet in the air in a 6" gutter I was a little neverous about the whole thing. I never did entirely get over that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #80 July 19, 2003 QuoteI take it you don't like me too much. But guess what....... I dont give a flyin f&%k All the same, I wish you well on developing a sense of humour sometime soon BybYe Sweety, I could out-humor you while in a coma. But seriously, you're wondering why you are meeting such resistance here. Let me try to explain. You came on these forums like a tornado with not just one username, but several. Your humor has been vile and lacks class. Do you even skydive? If you do, why not complete your profile. This makes you and your alter egos trolls. And trolls have a tendency to piss quite a few people off around here. The sad thing is, I think you just want some attention. I do not hate you as it is impossible for me to hate someone who seems to be fictional. If you truly want to be accepted here and become a part of this community, I suggest you stop with your meaningless posts, your multiple personalities and prove to us why you belong here. One of the many things I have learned about skydivers is they are very forgiving and accepting of all sorts of folks. However, they hate to be fucked with. Think about it. Maybe, just maybe SadSue can become a productive member of this community. I honestly would be one of the first to welcome you, if you pulled it off. Cheers, Chris BTW, I reviewed the profiles of some of your "friends", interesting none of them have any statistics on their profiles. This includes Thethinker, RuthCanal and Mr. Boomfucker or whatever his name was. I'm still looking forward to July 31st. Maybe you can pull it together by then. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #81 July 19, 2003 well, b/c I don't want to be sucked into the troll vaccuum that has preceeded us, what situations really make me uncomfrotabe are... being strapped to the outside of a submarine before it submerges having a grotesquely obese drunk coworker stick her tongue in my ear at a company party, honestly thinking that I'd go to bed with her... now, if she were SOBER, then maybe.... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #82 July 19, 2003 here is a good one: me and ex broke up... month later she comes back to my door crying, syaing she needs a place to stay. So I fall for it, I let her have the couch, but tell her she has to leave when she gets her shit straight. Guess what happens, my roomy takes a liking to her, and now she is now living is the same fking house...... . .. .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #83 July 19, 2003 Damn Leroy... That's not cool! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #84 July 19, 2003 QuoteI'm having trouble with this one... he just said... Re: [SadSue] Situations/circumstances that really make you uncomfortable [In reply to] Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next time try standing in front of the bus. sorry but i have to say in both timing and delivery, this has my vote for funniest post in this thread dont try so hard sue, and get out of a plane or two.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RuthCanal 0 #85 July 19, 2003 first of all, Sad Sue is not fictional. I have seen her in person. She is NOT ME (thank GOD - yes i know that is a different thread). Yes, Sue is a skydiver. She loves it!!! It is almost all she talks about. She talks about sky diving with all the revolting enthusiasm of a Moonie selling candy in a mall parking lot --- except she doesnt lie. Sue is sue....expansive, expressive, kind, loving, silly, a stirrer up of thought, and i wish i had breasts half as pillowy as hers. Yes, she is famed for overstating her case, assuming opposition where it might not exist, but that's just because she was born in a cross fire hurricane. She is, i can honestly say, i fine human being who earnestly cares about the well being of others. So there. Now, sue --- i accept pay pal, VISA, MASTERCARD, and gifts from my gift list on line. [angelic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #86 July 19, 2003 All will become clear, sooner then ye think! Ruth, Thank you... I'm taking that compliment with a huge smile. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #87 July 19, 2003 Quoteand i wish i had breasts half as pillowy as hers. I couldn't help but notice that there was no attachment to your post. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RuthCanal 0 #88 July 19, 2003 LOL@standing in front of the bus! One other thing that makes me uncomfortable is when humor styles collide -- as leonard maltin said, the world is divided into two groups "those that laugh at the three stooges, and those who wonder why the others are laughing" You and sue are both filled with rollicking good humor. Best to you both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #89 July 19, 2003 Quotewhen humor styles collide Sounds like an idea for one of them shockumentorys that FOX make. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #90 July 19, 2003 zen, I must agreee... muenkel had me rolling on the floor. no offense, sue. btw zen, where is your avatar? it was a great pic! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudOnMyTongue 0 #91 July 19, 2003 This is the funniest thread that I have ever stumbled upon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #92 July 19, 2003 Chris, SadSue is a real, female, skydiver. I have actually even spoken with her on the phone. Nice accent by the way, Sue. Cheers, Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #93 July 19, 2003 QuoteDamn Leroy... That's not cool! OMG.. this is so weird... I get a delayed offline yahoo message from the girl saying she was kicked out.. I kon I am young, but others can still learn from mine or others mistakes... I told my roomy she was trouble.... But NOOO did he listen? Some people have to learn by the school of hard knocks I guesss.... . . . .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,026 #94 July 19, 2003 Quote 3) Not having some sort of weapon at hand in public. Ok, this one screams "nut job" but really -- any place where I can't carry my blade makes me nervous -- except that Cessna ride. I guess I could there but there's no reason as a student. The "secured" area of airports leave me jumping my eyes around looking for blunt objects in the case I need one. As soon as I collect my bagage I waddle off to a corner, unzip luggage and strap my blade back to my belt. I feel a little better and safer. 4) Relates to 3 but I really don't like not having a firearm within my possession, or somewhere near it. It doesn't have to be -on- me, but more than an hour from my cache and I notice myself wanting to have an AR-15 in my hotel room or something. I purposely kept out of Canada during my last road trip from Michigan to New England just so I could keep a pistol in my trunk and in my hotel room. . Don't you think that's a little (well, a lot, actually) paranoid?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #95 July 19, 2003 Chuck, I'll take your word for it. But something just does not seem right to me. But, I will let it go. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #96 July 19, 2003 How do you know I am not some fictional character that just simply to a DZ and stole the identity of some very kewl looking character? Then started tolling with his name? How do you know the real "Bruno" doesn't have a totally different personality? For instance he might be a totally docile, laid back, liberal, anit-gun, card carrying DNC member, or simply a soft spoken individual who jumps a sabre 230?If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #97 July 19, 2003 Quotebtw zen, where is your avatar? it was a great pic! was changing it last night and got tired of screwing with it, to drunk to figure out the .psd file format was keeping my new one too big...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #98 July 19, 2003 QuoteSweety, I could out-humor you while in a coma. Wrong. First off if you want to be technical, there is no way to out-humor anyone. So that was not only a pathetic attempt at an insult, but also just stupid. Secondly, you have 2 different types of humor. Stop slandering, and whinging, and being such a yes man and get over it.QuoteBut seriously, you're wondering why you are meeting such resistance here. Let me try to explain. You came on these forums like a tornado with not just one username, but several. Again WRONG. I've posted this quote before. To assume only makes an ass out of you and me. In this particular case...it makes an ass out of you. I wish the moderators would step in here and state that she has only one alias. That way I could point and laugh. Well actually I already am laughing, but I would like to point. QuoteYour humor has been vile and lacks class. Get a dictionary bub...vile isn't the word your looking for. Also...just because people find something funny that you don't...doesn't make them lack class. Just get over it. Climb out from under your rock and realize this is the real world. Your gonna run into things and meet people u don't agree with all over. So she posted on sodomy, or spoke about a sex change...I personally think this has ALOT more class than discussing your own "flatulations" or talking about someone jumping infront of a bus QuoteDo you even skydive? If you do, why not complete your profile. This makes you and your alter egos trolls. She does sky dive, and why should she complete her profile? To appease you. Just because someone doesn't feel comfortable giving out personal info shouldn't coin them as a "troll" How ridiculous. Again, as it seems you are very sheltered. People on the net can be quite scary. Infact, its odd to me that you want her info out there so much. Do you have a confession to make. I'd also like to say....your grammar in the above sentence is really lousy. You mite wanna check on that. QuoteThe sad thing is, I think you just want some attention. Have ye seen her yet? I don't think she needs the internet for attention QuoteI do not hate you as it is impossible for me to hate someone who seems to be fictional. Aww chris, I think now that you've told her this, she will sleep peaceful. QuoteIf you truly want to be accepted here and become a part of this community, I suggest you stop with your meaningless posts, your multiple personalities and prove to us why you belong here. FFS dude, its a website on the internet. YOur making it sound like shes being initiated into a secret society!!! Its the damn net!! No one should have to prove ANYTHING on here to be "accepted". You yourself just PROVED how close minded people can be. And not only that your speaking on behalf of the whole forum. Just speak for yourself it will get you further in life. QuoteOne of the many things I have learned about skydivers is they are very forgiving and accepting of all sorts of folks. However, they hate to be fucked with. Your very stereotypical. Thats a form of ignorance, i duno why im wasting my time on you. QuoteThink about it. Maybe, just maybe SadSue can become a productive member of this community. I honestly would be one of the first to welcome you, if you pulled it off. Wow, i bet shell get right on that Cheers, Chris QuoteBTW, I reviewed the profiles of some of your "friends", interesting none of them have any statistics on their profiles. This includes Thethinker, RuthCanal and Mr. Boomfucker or whatever his name was. Yes yes, I am her friend. None of this "" bull shit needed. Infact shes my bestfriend. So when you TARGET her, which you and a few of your other lil prancing prudes do...im gonna speak my mind. Shes done nothing to you but write shit you don't agree with. You sound like a lil whining panzy, shut up already. Stop speakin on behalf of everyone else, and mind your on p's and q's. Don't read the posts. Second, im NOT a sky diver. Im interested in a tandem jump, but I don't wanna get my aff. Thirdly, its MR BOOM BOSS TIC...i understand that someone of your intelligence may not be able to read long words...so i spaced it out for ya. I already pmed sangiro, and told him that was my name. And if you must know "queenie" I created Mrboombosstic to be a little bit more sane b/c when I first came on here i pist alot of people off. Not saying I have any remorse. People like you keep me going, teehheh. I want to apologize, not to you......but to everyone else if this comes off so direct. But Im sick of this guy and a couple others making degrading comments and false accusations at my friend. She hasn't done it to any of you, BUT IF SHE DID, she would be gone in a heart beat. Double standards aren't fair, but on the same page nor is life. If I said "why dont' you jump infront of a a bus" or if ruth, or sue, said it to anyone.....we weould be out. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #99 July 19, 2003 also notable is the interesting sound the fire makes as your piss initially hits it. Very layered... --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #100 July 19, 2003 in before the lock... c'mon greenies, this has gone far enough, hasn't it? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
