Okay - really tasteless joke!

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What's green and goes backwards?

(snort in thru your nose loud and hard)

Eeewww......that hurt!

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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What's green and goes backwards?

(snort in thru your nose loud and hard)

Eeewww......that hurt!

How far did you spit after that?

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[TitaniumLegs 8]

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She tried to answer the iron.

How did she burn the other side?
They called back.

How did she burn her fingers?


Reading the waffle iron.


Why did her dog run away?

You would too if your name was "Uuuhhhhhnnnnnnn"

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[MattM 0]

How do you get a one armed woman out of a tree?


















Wave to her.

Matt

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How do you get a one armed woman out of a tree?


Wave to her.

Edit to add: one armed BLONDE woman!

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[jtval 0]

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How do you get a one armed woman out of a tree?


Wave to her.

Edit to add: one armed BLONDE woman!

actually thats a pollock joke!
did you hear abou tthe pollock who broke his arm while raking the leaves?

yea seems he fell out of the tree

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[StoofUK 0]

A guy walks into a chemist and asks the assistant, "Do you have cotton balls?"

"Do I LOOK like a fucking muppet?", he replies.

[turnlow 0]

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?




Because she was a woman!

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

[Laurel 0]

Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?

A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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50,000 battered women and to think that I've been eating them plain all these years.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese

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My Pink M

[ChileRelleno 0]

how did helen kellers parents punish her?... They left the plunger in the toilet.
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What do you tell a woman with two blackeyes?... Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Whats the difference between a jewish woman and a pizza?... The pizza don't scream when you stick it in the oven.
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Whats the difference between hairpie and applepie?... The crust.
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I could go on and on...............

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

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Whats the difference between hairpie and applepie?... The crust.

Well... that is the hope.

A guy is just starting to get involved with a prostitute when he feels a lot of painful scratching and complains. She goes away for a moment and returns. Now it is nice and smooth and comfy. Afterwards, he asks her what the difference was. She replies, "Oh, I just removed a few scabs."

[goose491 0]

Ewe! Those are not happy thoughts happythoughts!!!
What did the lepper say to the prostitute?










Keep the tip

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[LadySkyDIve 0]

How does a prostitute hold her liquor?












By the ears!!

[txblondie 0]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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[jtval 0]

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50,000 battered women and to think that I've been eating them plain all these years.

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I had a sticker on my helemt that said
9 out of 10 women are battered...still, Ive been eating mine plain

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[usedtajump 1]

What is eternity?



The time between your orgasm and her going home.

The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

[DTOXX 0]

How many male chauvinist does it take to screw in a kitchen light bulb?





None, let the bitch cook in the dark!

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SIMstudy

[txblondie 0]

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How many male chauvinist does it take to screw in a kitchen light bulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark!

How many men does it take to open a beer?



None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to him.

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[freeflir29 0]

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None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to him.

Good girl!!!

[txblondie 0]

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None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to him.

Good girl!!!

Yes, yes, one of my favorites. Used to be a motto when I shared an apartment with my best friend a few years ago!
I still try to be a "good girl" about it whenever possible...

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[Laurel 0]

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None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to him.

Good girl!!!

Yes, yes, one of my favorites. Used to be a motto when I shared an apartment with my best friend a few years ago!



Excellent - I serve my man beers naked with just an apron and high heels on.
I still try to be a "good girl" about it whenever possible...

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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

[txblondie 0]

Excellent - I serve my man beers naked with just an apron and high heels on.
I still try to be a "good girl" about it whenever possible...

[Laurel 0]

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Excellent - I serve my man beers naked with just an apron and high heels on.
I still try to be a "good girl" about it whenever possible...

[freeflir29 0]

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Hmmm...I think I'd rather just serve it naked!

Have I told you two how much I love you lately?

[txblondie 0]

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Hmmm...I think I'd rather just serve it naked!

Have I told you two how much I love you lately?

Edit to add: naked service is only available in the privacy of my own home or that of my significant other, provided that he "tip" me well for my service!

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