Sex and Calorie Counting

[Laurel 0]

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..........................12 calories
Without her consent.....................2187 calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................... 8 calories
With one hand.............................12 calories
With your teeth..........................485 calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...........................6 calories
Without an erection......................4315 calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......................8 calories
Trying to find the G-Spot................4092 calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.................................12 calories
69 lying down..............................78 calories
69 standing up............................812 calories
Wheelbarrow...............................216 calories
Doggy Style...............................326 calories
Italian chandelier.......................2912 calories

ORGASMS:
Real......................................112 calories
Fake.....................................1315 calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.......................18 calories
Getting up immediately.....................36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............................816 calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years................................36 calories
30-39 years................................80 calories
40-49 years...............................124 calories
50-59 years..............................1972 calories
60-69 years..............................7916 calories
70 and over..................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.....................................32 calories
In a hurry.................................98 calories
With her father knocking at the door.....5218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door....13,521 calories

PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary

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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

[bkdice 0]

I've seen this before and I didn't know what the "Italian chandelier" was. Who knows? Perhaps I am familiar with the position and just not the name. But any explanation would be appreciated so I can be sure to try it (if physically possible) if its something I haven't tried already. 2912 calories burned sounds like it could be fun!

[freeflyfrog 0]

I'll be sure to do some research into that position while I am in Italy this October!

A detailed report will follow!

[LadySkyDIve 0]

HA! Even if it weren't physically possible, I'm sure you would find a way!!

[bkdice 0]

Yup. And we'd get it on video!

[jjiimmyyt 0]

Did someone mention video? The Italian Chandelier , don't worry, all posed by some good looking models...

"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

[bkdice 0]

OK.... Freakous suddenly got shy and sent this to me by way of PM

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html


This position definitely helps the girlies work on their arch!

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[LadySkyDIve 0]

Yea but that we don'tneed to see on the Christmas video. Sorry - don't want to hijack this thread. I'll stop now!

[DTOXX 0]

Perhaps Bettina needs someone to show "her" technique too. I'm sure some process of elimination is called for here.

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SIMstudy

[LadySkyDIve 0]

Oh yeah, that looks familiar. Oops! Did I say that outloud!

[lazyfrog 0]

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Yup. And we'd get it on video!

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So ?? did you already try it ??? ;-)
Have it on video ???

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[bkdice 0]

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So ?? did you already try it ??? ;-)

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Have it on video ???

not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras.

[freakous 0]

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not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras.

[bkdice 0]

Oooo.... I forgot about the belly mount. Hmmm.... that could make for some interesting hands free fun. That foot mount is in the works too.

[Flygator 0]

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Italian chandelier.......................2912 calories
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OK, so you've proved those girls wrong about what they said about me...cause I have no idea what that is...
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The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!!

[happythoughts 0]

I wish they'd put some boobies on one of those dolls. I can't tell who is on top or which side is front/back.

[happythoughts 0]

The key to exercise is motivation. Keeping the motivation to get out there and do it. This new exercycle is really popular.

[LadySkyDIve 0]

The female's on top facing upwards.

[leroydb 0]

you always have some of the most entertaining sparkling dinner conversation of any of the proper young ladies I know. Such ettiqutee..

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Laurel 0]

It's hard being a lady sometimes.

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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

[leroydb 0]

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It's hard being a lady sometimes.

Dare I ask what you are spitting?

hehe

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[lazyfrog 0]

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Have it on video ???

not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras.