Laurel 0 #1 July 18, 2003 It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent..........................12 calories Without her consent.....................2187 calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................... 8 calories With one hand.............................12 calories With your teeth..........................485 calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection...........................6 calories Without an erection......................4315 calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris......................8 calories Trying to find the G-Spot................4092 calories POSITIONS: Missionary.................................12 calories 69 lying down..............................78 calories 69 standing up............................812 calories Wheelbarrow...............................216 calories Doggy Style...............................326 calories Italian chandelier.......................2912 calories ORGASMS: Real......................................112 calories Fake.....................................1315 calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.......................18 calories Getting up immediately.....................36 calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............................816 calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years................................36 calories 30-39 years................................80 calories 40-49 years...............................124 calories 50-59 years..............................1972 calories 60-69 years..............................7916 calories 70 and over..................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.....................................32 calories In a hurry.................................98 calories With her father knocking at the door.....5218 calories With your wife knocking at the door....13,521 calories PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #2 July 18, 2003 I've seen this before and I didn't know what the "Italian chandelier" was. Who knows? Perhaps I am familiar with the position and just not the name. But any explanation would be appreciated so I can be sure to try it (if physically possible) if its something I haven't tried already. 2912 calories burned sounds like it could be fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #3 July 18, 2003 I'll be sure to do some research into that position while I am in Italy this October! A detailed report will follow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #4 July 18, 2003 HA! Even if it weren't physically possible, I'm sure you would find a way!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #5 July 18, 2003 Yup. And we'd get it on video! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #6 July 18, 2003 Did someone mention video? The Italian Chandelier , don't worry, all posed by some good looking models... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #7 July 18, 2003 OK.... Freakous suddenly got shy and sent this to me by way of PM http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html This position definitely helps the girlies work on their arch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #8 July 18, 2003 Yea but that we don'tneed to see on the Christmas video. Sorry - don't want to hijack this thread. I'll stop now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #9 July 18, 2003 Perhaps Bettina needs someone to show "her" technique too. I'm sure some process of elimination is called for here. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #10 July 18, 2003 Oh yeah, that looks familiar. Oops! Did I say that outloud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazyfrog 0 #11 July 18, 2003 QuoteYup. And we'd get it on video! ***** So ?? did you already try it ??? ;-) Have it on video ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bkdice 0 #12 July 18, 2003 QuoteSo ?? did you already try it ??? ;-) QuoteHave it on video ??? not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freakous 0 #13 July 18, 2003 [reply not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras. And I bet he turns that belly mount towards the feet too. Not that any feet will be seen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #8 July 18, 2003 Yea but that we don'tneed to see on the Christmas video. Sorry - don't want to hijack this thread. I'll stop now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #9 July 18, 2003 Perhaps Bettina needs someone to show "her" technique too. I'm sure some process of elimination is called for here. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #10 July 18, 2003 Oh yeah, that looks familiar. Oops! Did I say that outloud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #11 July 18, 2003 QuoteYup. And we'd get it on video! ***** So ?? did you already try it ??? ;-) Have it on video ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #12 July 18, 2003 QuoteSo ?? did you already try it ??? ;-) QuoteHave it on video ??? not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #13 July 18, 2003 [reply not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras. And I bet he turns that belly mount towards the feet too. Not that any feet will be seen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #14 July 18, 2003 Oooo.... I forgot about the belly mount. Hmmm.... that could make for some interesting hands free fun. That foot mount is in the works too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #15 July 18, 2003 ------------------------------------------------------------ Italian chandelier.......................2912 calories ----------------------------------------------------------- OK, so you've proved those girls wrong about what they said about me...cause I have no idea what that is... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 July 18, 2003 I wish they'd put some boobies on one of those dolls. I can't tell who is on top or which side is front/back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 July 18, 2003 The key to exercise is motivation. Keeping the motivation to get out there and do it. This new exercycle is really popular. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #18 July 18, 2003 The female's on top facing upwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #19 July 18, 2003 you always have some of the most entertaining sparkling dinner conversation of any of the proper young ladies I know. Such ettiqutee..Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #20 July 18, 2003 It's hard being a lady sometimes. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 July 18, 2003 QuoteIt's hard being a lady sometimes. Dare I ask what you are spitting? heheLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #22 July 19, 2003 QuoteHave it on video ??? not yet.... but it's about time to make another one. gotta love those camera flyers with their handy little cameras. ***** I'm just finishing my VDO helmet ;-)---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
