blondeflyer7 0 #2 July 18, 2003 QuoteDo you? DO you????????????... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #3 July 18, 2003 depends on the smell and noise... if he smells a dirty one, our pilot will go back to earth with everybody on the plane...---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #4 July 18, 2003 I enjoy watching some asshole next to me suffer!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 July 18, 2003 QuoteDO you????????????... <---Anonymous my dear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #6 July 18, 2003 I don't get why this is allowed.....and sodomy isn't....i mean....its all "centered" around the same "area" init? We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #7 July 18, 2003 Seb I thought you said you had WORK to do today... Are you secretly on HH's payroll as an instigator, or is this a "research project" for your HR department?? As for our question, it depends on the grade of fuel I've been running on. Becks is pretty pure stuff (Reinheitsgebot and all) so I'm OK today. Corona and mexican food can cause severe internal damage and environmental pollution -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #8 July 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteDO you????????????... <---Anonymous my dear MAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #9 July 18, 2003 Wasn't sodomy recently legalized? There's a thread about this starting on June 26th (I don't know how to do clicks). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 July 18, 2003 Since you asked... For about a year, I have been using Tic-Tacs as suppositories. Every time I fart, it is like a breath of minty-fresh springtime air. I am often complemented on both boquet and tonal range. People have said "It's a bit musky in here, how about a farting the theme from Jaws..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #11 July 18, 2003 QuoteSince you asked... For about a year, I have been using Tic-Tacs as suppositories. Every time I fart, it is like a breath of minty-fresh springtime air. I am often complemented on both boquet and tonal range. People have said "It's a bit musky in here, how about a farting the theme from Jaws..." Good to hear you have been using the "Assterine"!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #12 July 18, 2003 If its a good one ( relatively speaking) and its mine I claim'em and if some loser is to sorry to claim a good one, I'll claim it too. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkvapor 0 #13 July 18, 2003 Quote(Fat Bastard breaks wind in front of Austin and Foxy) Austin: "Did you just soil yourself?" Fat Bastard: "Maybe. Ha ha ha. It did sound a little wet didn't it? Right at the end. Oooh! Let's have a smell. Alright. Ooh wafting, wafting. Ooh everyone likes their own brand don't they? This is magic! Alright. Analysis. Oh smells like carrots and throw-up. Oh that could gag a maggot. A smell like hot sick, ass and a dead carcass. Oh even Stink would say that stinks! You know when you go to an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go 'What are they cooking?' That plus crap!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 July 18, 2003 You'll notice that women have posted, but not made any claims about talent. I've been around some women who had air quality problems in the same room, but blamed it on the dog. Sometimes I've thought, "That is a very small dog to produce that volume of material." It just seems to coincidental. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #15 July 18, 2003 To quote Steve Martin: "Mind if I smoke?" "No, mind if I fart?" Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #16 July 18, 2003 A guy goes to pick up his girlfriend for a date. She's not ready yet so he has to talk to the father. He accidentally passes an SBD and the father looks at the dog and yells "Spot"!! The guy thinks "Whew! Got away with that one." When it happens a second time, the guy doesn't mind 'cuz the father once again blames the dog and yells "Spot" at dog very harshly. The third time it happens, the guy smiles internally. But then he hears the father yell "Spot! Get away from that guy before he shits all over you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #17 July 18, 2003 Yeah...it has been legalized. I was trying to show how some people on the thread got all....dare i say "anal" about the sodomy thread...yet this thread, no one seems to say anything. Personally I find it disgusting...but hey to each their own If someone wants to actually waste their brain power on such a thought then more power to em. I just don't see the "heathens" attacking them. The whole idea....people are far to judgemental We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #18 July 18, 2003 I thought Women did'nt Fart... Its a male thing!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 July 18, 2003 If I could bottle my farts I would make a killing in the perfume department!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #20 July 18, 2003 To quote George Carlin: "Saaayyyy . . . that was fairly decent!" . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 July 18, 2003 Depends on how much Jack Daniels I drank the night before! Oh wait, I never fart because I'm a lady... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #22 July 18, 2003 It doesn't happen often but HELL NO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #23 July 19, 2003 QuoteDo you? Try farting in a wetsuit sometime...gives better floatation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #24 July 19, 2003 yes. yes I do. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #25 July 19, 2003 its next to impossible to fart on a motorcycle going down the road.air tries to get in and that is damn uncomfortable.oh and women dont fart theyre just pootie girls.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
