Casie 0 #1 July 17, 2003 I know this may sound stupid but I can only eat my M&M's in an even amount. I've always thought even numbers were lucky so maybe that's why If I get to the end of the bag with an odd number, I just bite the one in half....there ya have it, it's now two M&M's Sorry, got a little extra time on my hands today How do you eat your M&M's?????????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 July 17, 2003 with peanuts inside, of course. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #3 July 17, 2003 i press them gently against the roof of my mouth with my tongue and hold them until the chocolate inside is warm and soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #4 July 17, 2003 I've eaten M&M's in a ritual like manner from time to time... their shape, and lines demand attention to detail.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #5 July 17, 2003 I like to fill my mouth with as many as I can and then crunch them up into a big ball of chocolate and then savor the flavor. (gosh that sounds erotic, doesn't it ? ) Recess Pieces are my favorite to do that to. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 July 17, 2003 Quotewith peanuts inside, of course. I like the big M&M's with the peanut butter inside....yummy!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #7 July 17, 2003 With popcorn, sometimes. Any other time I just eat 'em. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 July 17, 2003 I would not eat them in a box. I would not eat them with a fox. I would not eat them in the rain. I would not eat them on a train. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. (unless they are made of meat) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 July 17, 2003 QuoteI like to fill my mouth with as many as I can and then crunch them up into a big ball of chocolate and then savor the flavor. (gosh that sounds erotic, doesn't it ? ) Recess Pieces are my favorite to do that to. Erotic????....maybe if you're liken it off someone (chocolate)~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #10 July 17, 2003 QuoteErotic????....maybe if you're liken it off someone he's looking for volunteers -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #11 July 17, 2003 QuoteI know this may sound stupid but I can only eat my M&M's in an even amount. How do you eat your M&M's????????? OCD???_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #12 July 17, 2003 QuoteHow do you eat your M&M's? Slowly. I open the bag with great finesse, making sure nothing important is caught on an edge. Sliding a finger down into the darkness, the smell of chocolate lifts to my nose, and titillates my senses. As my finger passes over the hard shell candy, the silkiness is tantalizing. I fish a candy out, and balance it ever so gently in my palm, and slowly lift it to my mouth, placing it on the tip of my tongue. Then I pull the candy into my mouth, and swirl it around. I suck just hard enough to get the candy shell to crack. Once I find the fissure, I lick it precisely there several times, coaxing the first of the melting chocolate out. After I have done this long enough to get the flavor, I fold my tongue around it, and just hold it there, pulsing it. And then, then the chocolate has been warmed enough, and comes exploding out of the shell, filling my mouth with it's stickiness, flooding my tastebuds with chocolate. And then, I do this over and over, until it's all gone. Like I said, slowly. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #13 July 17, 2003 Quote(gosh that sounds erotic, doesn't it ? ) The way you say it? NO.... The way bkdice say's ... YES!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #14 July 17, 2003 freak. edited to add: been there done that. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #15 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteHow do you eat your M&M's? Slowly. I open the bag with great finesse, making sure nothing important is caught on an edge. Sliding a finger down into the darkness, the smell of chocolate lifts to my nose, and titillates my senses. As my finger passes over the hard shell candy, the silkiness is tantalizing. I fish a candy out, and balance it ever so gently in my palm, and slowly lift it to my mouth, placing it on the tip of my tongue. Then I pull the candy into my mouth, and swirl it around. I suck just hard enough to get the candy shell to crack. Once I find the fissure, I lick it precisely there several times, coaxing the first of the melting chocolate out. After I have done this long enough to get the flavor, I fold my tongue around it, and just hold it there, pulsing it. And then, then the chocolate has been warmed enough, and comes exploding out of the shell, filling my mouth with it's stickiness, flooding my tastebuds with chocolate. And then, I do this over and over, until it's all gone. Like I said, slowly. Ciels-Michele Now that's erotic!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 July 17, 2003 Ummm...I toss them in my mouth, chew and swallow. You people are all weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 July 17, 2003 I pick out all the red ones and get rid of them. Then i just kinda eat 'em by the handful. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #18 July 17, 2003 QuoteI pick out all the red ones and get rid of them. Then i just kinda eat 'em by the handful. Whazup with Red? BTW, I just rec'd the official drunk call list......Might have to make some use of it this weekend.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #19 July 17, 2003 Sorry...I CRUSH THEM AS SOON AS THEY ENTER!!!...is that a sign of a mental disorder??? The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #20 July 17, 2003 I've a great ancedote about M&M's, A friend of mine in CA used to keep a large bowl of M&M's out at all times for friends to munch on. Some folks to advantage of this to the point of rudeness, they ate all the M&M's not just a handful or two. This displeased my friend very much especially after asking numerous times for people to think of others who might visit and like some M&M's, not to mention that buying M&M's by the pound gets expensive after awhile. This went on for awhile and finally he got fedup and angry at the few asshats who were doing this and decide to have a good laugh since they obviously thought it was funny. A short time before certain people were invited over my friend took a fresh batch of M&M's and proceeded to rub them in his sweaty crotch then put them out for consumption, him and his girlfriend sat back and giggled while the unsuspecting asshats ate the whole bowl as we knew they would. Later when this news slowly circulated through the grapevine and certain folks realized they'd been fed contaminated M&M's they were initially outraged and wanted revenge. But the vast majority of our extended group of friends confronted them and upon being faced with overall animosity they either apologized (and were apologized to and forgiven) or faded from our group of friends. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 July 17, 2003 QuoteWhazup with Red? They taste different. You can blindfold me and feed me M&M's and i'll be able to tell which ones are red. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #22 July 17, 2003 ------------------------------------------------------------ And then, then the chocolate has been warmed enough, and comes exploding out of the shell, filling my mouth with it's stickiness, flooding my tastebuds with chocolate. ------------------------------------------------------------ Oh man, I'm breaking out in a sweat!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #23 July 17, 2003 QuoteI know this may sound stupid but I can only eat my M&M's in an even amount. I don't eat a lot O' M&M's but I have a weird way of eating skittles. I eat them in groups containing one of each color....I know, it's a sickness. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #24 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhazup with Red? They taste different. You can blindfold me and feed me M&M's and i'll be able to tell which ones are red. Just looking for another excuse to be blindfolded?_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #25 July 17, 2003 I used to mix the plain and peanut and eat them in order from least favorite color to most favorite. I quit that when they got rid of the tan ones; it upset me greatly. So, now I put one in my mouth and suck till the candy coloring is gone, and let the chocolate melt in my mouth--it takes a very long time to finish a bag! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
