Nutz 0 #1 July 14, 2003 Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer king; and Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeepin Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had six kids. Their first little Schitt, Holy Schitt passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Then they had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, then another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have one son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt. Bull Schitt married an italian girl, Pisa Schitt, they have a baby named Hawg Schitt. They divorced and she remarried a man named Head. She now goes by the name Schitt-Head. If you read this far and don't know who these people are, you probably don't know Jack Schitt in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #2 July 14, 2003 Awww, this is a classic.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #3 July 14, 2003 Sounds to me like that family tree doesn't fork except for the Happens brothers of course. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #4 July 14, 2003 You might check with Al Gore, but I believe this was the first thing ever posted on the internet. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #5 July 14, 2003 I figured that you had all heard it before, especially you gov't types, but I had to post it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #6 July 14, 2003 It's always funny to read again....Thanx!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #7 July 14, 2003 I see the kitty's still dead there, Casie. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites andy2 0 #8 July 14, 2003 great --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #9 July 14, 2003 QuoteI see the kitty's still dead there, Casie. I can tell my avatar's growing on ya; huh?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #10 July 14, 2003 This is one of my personal favorites. Side-splitting laughter every time! Unfortunately, I've met most of the family at some point in my life; in fact, I think I might be related to some of them because they keep coming back! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 29 #11 July 14, 2003 great stuff - u got more of the likes?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scrumpot 1 #12 July 15, 2003 Clicky----->http://www.artbeel.com/jack_schitt.htmlcoitus non circum - Moab Stone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AggieDave 6 #2 July 14, 2003 Awww, this is a classic.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 July 14, 2003 Sounds to me like that family tree doesn't fork except for the Happens brothers of course. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #4 July 14, 2003 You might check with Al Gore, but I believe this was the first thing ever posted on the internet. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 July 14, 2003 I figured that you had all heard it before, especially you gov't types, but I had to post it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 July 14, 2003 It's always funny to read again....Thanx!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #7 July 14, 2003 I see the kitty's still dead there, Casie. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #8 July 14, 2003 great --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 July 14, 2003 QuoteI see the kitty's still dead there, Casie. I can tell my avatar's growing on ya; huh?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #10 July 14, 2003 This is one of my personal favorites. Side-splitting laughter every time! Unfortunately, I've met most of the family at some point in my life; in fact, I think I might be related to some of them because they keep coming back! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #11 July 14, 2003 great stuff - u got more of the likes?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrumpot 1 #12 July 15, 2003 Clicky----->http://www.artbeel.com/jack_schitt.htmlcoitus non circum - Moab Stone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
