wlie 0 #1 July 14, 2003 In response to the "Sperm Free in 2003" thread. Just how the hell do you boys orgasm? Do you mellow out just like dogs? I'm assuming that your nuts are not permanently zapped so it's got to go somewhere. So what happens to the buildup? Just curious.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #2 July 14, 2003 OMG There is no difference now than there was before. It is not like I have been neutered. Please don't tell my wife I said that. (Maybe I have been neutered.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #3 July 14, 2003 Quoting a guy on my softball team who recently got snipped "It's just not as "chunky" anymore, so my girlfriend doesn't have to chew before swallowing" ;-) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sinker 0 #4 July 14, 2003 male orgasm is different from the ejacuation of sperm. for most men, ejaculation and orgasm occur simultaneously, but not always. In a vasectomy, the vas deferens is cut. It is the passageway that carries sperm from the testes. Ejaculate is composed not only of sperm, but seminal fluid as well that is generated in other parts of the male reproductive tract. Sperm that is produced in the testes and not used is eventually broken down and absorbed into the bloodstream/body. so there is no "build up" so to speak. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sinker 0 #5 July 14, 2003 omg.... that's so gross. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #6 July 14, 2003 QuoteSperm that is produced in the testes and not used is eventually broken down and absorbed into the bloodstream/body. so there is no "build up" so to speak. Ok... I'm starting to see the picture, but by not relieving off your system, doesn't that drive a man nutzso? I mean it's like a constipation in a sense right?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #7 July 14, 2003 Sperm makes up only 3-5% of what you ejaculate..it's no t that much really that's absorbed back into the body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #8 July 14, 2003 You know sperm is only microscopic in size...don't you? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sinker 0 #9 July 14, 2003 no... not at all like frontal constipation... men don't loose their sex drives after the snip and like misskriss said, we're talking about SMALL amounts... why is it that men always think they have HUGE dicks and produce GALLONS of jizz?? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #10 July 14, 2003 ok... but what about the other 95-97%? And what happens if one is perpetually on the job? I mean we know what happens with large amounts of internal bleeding. Just the thought of messing with my nuts is crazy. And I've never heard of only having one nut operated on. Even if that has ever happened, I'm guessing that the other nut will grow bigger and work 2x as hard to produce well... make up the difference right?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Blahr 0 #11 July 14, 2003 Quoteno... not at all like frontal constipation... men don't loose their sex drives after the snip and like misskriss said, we're talking about SMALL amounts... why is it that men always think they have HUGE dicks and produce GALLONS of jizz?? You mean you dont?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #12 July 14, 2003 Dude...the other 95-97% shoots out of you.... just like it always did...my husband had one and there is no difference in volume whatsoever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Blahr 0 #13 July 14, 2003 Quoteok... but what about the other 95-97%? That still exits in the usual way during sex. The only difference is that the sperm cells are absent. You still ejaculate semen, there are no sperm cells in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #14 July 14, 2003 Your screen name is Nutz? It's funny...really, really funny in this context. So is it true what they say? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #15 July 14, 2003 http://www.plannedparenthood.org/BIRTH-CONTROL/allaboutvas.htm here's a link Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #16 July 14, 2003 QuoteYou still ejaculate semen, there are no sperm cells in it. That's like drinking non-alcoholic beerMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #17 July 14, 2003 HHHMMMMMMMM. . . . They're talking about sharp things, and the frank and beans in the same sentence. [DYEVOUT runs and dives under desk] ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #18 July 14, 2003 LMFAO!! It is like that fish that changes sex whenever it wants to, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sinker 0 #19 July 14, 2003 they don't just clip ONE vas deferens, silly boy, they clip both. only prob is, there is SOMETIMES still some little swimmers that miraculously get through. tough little fuckers. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #20 July 14, 2003 QuoteHow much does a vasectomy cost? Fees range between $240 - $1,000 for an interview, counseling, examination, operation, and follow-up sperm count. (Sterilization for women costs up to four times as much.) Some clinics and doctors use a sliding scale according to income. Can vasectomy be reversed? Sometimes it is possible to reverse the operation, but there are no guarantees. Reversal costs from $1,600 to $5,000 and involves intricate surgery. Success in restoring fertility is uncertain. From 16 to 79 percent of men with reversed vasectomies are able to cause pregnancy. The factors in this wide range include: * the length of time since the vasectomy was performed * whether or not antisperm antibodies have developed * age of the woman partner * the method used for vasectomy and the length and * location of segment of vas that was removed or blocked. Man!!!My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sinker 0 #21 July 14, 2003 exactly!! i'll keep mine intact thanks. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #22 July 14, 2003 Quotethey don't just clip ONE vas deferens, silly boy, they clip both. And me thinks there is reason why one is born with TWO. This applies both to testicles and ovaries. Same as to why one jumps with 2 parachutes.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #23 July 14, 2003 QuoteWill it hurt? You and your doctor will discuss which type of anesthetic to use. Local anesthetic is most usual. Sometimes a general anesthetic is called for. No pain is felt under general anesthesia because you are asleep. Some discomfort may be felt when the local anesthetic is injected or when the tubes are brought into the incision. As with any surgery, there's some discomfort after the operation. It will be different for each man. However, most men say the pain is "slight" or "moderate" as opposed to "excessive." An athletic support, ice bag, and aspirin may help relieve the pain. Avoid strenuous physical labor or exercise for three to five days. There seems to be less pain associated with no-scalpel procedures. BULLSHIT!!! I've heard that it could feel like you've been kicked between the legs and the feeling lasts a monthMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dumpster 0 #24 July 14, 2003 I had mine done in '91, after my son was born - The doc gave me some really good drugs and I walked out of the hospital with a really sweet buzz going- Unfortunately it didn't last long - Codiene quickly become a close friend for a dat or two or so, then a bit of a dull ache for about a week - After that it was no heavy lifting for a few more weeks then back to business as usual - Sex drive was back to 100%, and even better after the follow-up sperm count. (No swimmers! WooHoo!) With no worries about BC, it was great! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #25 July 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteWill it hurt? You and your doctor will discuss which type of anesthetic to use. Local anesthetic is most usual. Sometimes a general anesthetic is called for. No pain is felt under general anesthesia because you are asleep. Some discomfort may be felt when the local anesthetic is injected or when the tubes are brought into the incision. As with any surgery, there's some discomfort after the operation. It will be different for each man. However, most men say the pain is "slight" or "moderate" as opposed to "excessive." An athletic support, ice bag, and aspirin may help relieve the pain. Avoid strenuous physical labor or exercise for three to five days. There seems to be less pain associated with no-scalpel procedures. BULLSHIT!!! I've heard that it could feel like you've been kicked between the legs and the feeling lasts a month I had that twang of pain once on each vas, but it was only momentary as in the quote above. I walked out, drove home, used the jock as directed, applied ice for the first day and was back to work, non the worse for the wear after my three day break. No big deal. But allowing my wife to not have to use vile concoctions of hormones to avoid pregnancy was a big benefit. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
livendive 8 #3 July 14, 2003 Quoting a guy on my softball team who recently got snipped "It's just not as "chunky" anymore, so my girlfriend doesn't have to chew before swallowing" ;-) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #4 July 14, 2003 male orgasm is different from the ejacuation of sperm. for most men, ejaculation and orgasm occur simultaneously, but not always. In a vasectomy, the vas deferens is cut. It is the passageway that carries sperm from the testes. Ejaculate is composed not only of sperm, but seminal fluid as well that is generated in other parts of the male reproductive tract. Sperm that is produced in the testes and not used is eventually broken down and absorbed into the bloodstream/body. so there is no "build up" so to speak. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #5 July 14, 2003 omg.... that's so gross. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #6 July 14, 2003 QuoteSperm that is produced in the testes and not used is eventually broken down and absorbed into the bloodstream/body. so there is no "build up" so to speak. Ok... I'm starting to see the picture, but by not relieving off your system, doesn't that drive a man nutzso? I mean it's like a constipation in a sense right?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #7 July 14, 2003 Sperm makes up only 3-5% of what you ejaculate..it's no t that much really that's absorbed back into the body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 July 14, 2003 You know sperm is only microscopic in size...don't you? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #9 July 14, 2003 no... not at all like frontal constipation... men don't loose their sex drives after the snip and like misskriss said, we're talking about SMALL amounts... why is it that men always think they have HUGE dicks and produce GALLONS of jizz?? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 July 14, 2003 ok... but what about the other 95-97%? And what happens if one is perpetually on the job? I mean we know what happens with large amounts of internal bleeding. Just the thought of messing with my nuts is crazy. And I've never heard of only having one nut operated on. Even if that has ever happened, I'm guessing that the other nut will grow bigger and work 2x as hard to produce well... make up the difference right?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #11 July 14, 2003 Quoteno... not at all like frontal constipation... men don't loose their sex drives after the snip and like misskriss said, we're talking about SMALL amounts... why is it that men always think they have HUGE dicks and produce GALLONS of jizz?? You mean you dont?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 July 14, 2003 Dude...the other 95-97% shoots out of you.... just like it always did...my husband had one and there is no difference in volume whatsoever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #13 July 14, 2003 Quoteok... but what about the other 95-97%? That still exits in the usual way during sex. The only difference is that the sperm cells are absent. You still ejaculate semen, there are no sperm cells in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #14 July 14, 2003 Your screen name is Nutz? It's funny...really, really funny in this context. So is it true what they say? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #15 July 14, 2003 http://www.plannedparenthood.org/BIRTH-CONTROL/allaboutvas.htm here's a link Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #16 July 14, 2003 QuoteYou still ejaculate semen, there are no sperm cells in it. That's like drinking non-alcoholic beerMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #17 July 14, 2003 HHHMMMMMMMM. . . . They're talking about sharp things, and the frank and beans in the same sentence. [DYEVOUT runs and dives under desk] ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #18 July 14, 2003 LMFAO!! It is like that fish that changes sex whenever it wants to, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #19 July 14, 2003 they don't just clip ONE vas deferens, silly boy, they clip both. only prob is, there is SOMETIMES still some little swimmers that miraculously get through. tough little fuckers. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #20 July 14, 2003 QuoteHow much does a vasectomy cost? Fees range between $240 - $1,000 for an interview, counseling, examination, operation, and follow-up sperm count. (Sterilization for women costs up to four times as much.) Some clinics and doctors use a sliding scale according to income. Can vasectomy be reversed? Sometimes it is possible to reverse the operation, but there are no guarantees. Reversal costs from $1,600 to $5,000 and involves intricate surgery. Success in restoring fertility is uncertain. From 16 to 79 percent of men with reversed vasectomies are able to cause pregnancy. The factors in this wide range include: * the length of time since the vasectomy was performed * whether or not antisperm antibodies have developed * age of the woman partner * the method used for vasectomy and the length and * location of segment of vas that was removed or blocked. Man!!!My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #21 July 14, 2003 exactly!! i'll keep mine intact thanks. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #22 July 14, 2003 Quotethey don't just clip ONE vas deferens, silly boy, they clip both. And me thinks there is reason why one is born with TWO. This applies both to testicles and ovaries. Same as to why one jumps with 2 parachutes.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #23 July 14, 2003 QuoteWill it hurt? You and your doctor will discuss which type of anesthetic to use. Local anesthetic is most usual. Sometimes a general anesthetic is called for. No pain is felt under general anesthesia because you are asleep. Some discomfort may be felt when the local anesthetic is injected or when the tubes are brought into the incision. As with any surgery, there's some discomfort after the operation. It will be different for each man. However, most men say the pain is "slight" or "moderate" as opposed to "excessive." An athletic support, ice bag, and aspirin may help relieve the pain. Avoid strenuous physical labor or exercise for three to five days. There seems to be less pain associated with no-scalpel procedures. BULLSHIT!!! I've heard that it could feel like you've been kicked between the legs and the feeling lasts a monthMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #24 July 14, 2003 I had mine done in '91, after my son was born - The doc gave me some really good drugs and I walked out of the hospital with a really sweet buzz going- Unfortunately it didn't last long - Codiene quickly become a close friend for a dat or two or so, then a bit of a dull ache for about a week - After that it was no heavy lifting for a few more weeks then back to business as usual - Sex drive was back to 100%, and even better after the follow-up sperm count. (No swimmers! WooHoo!) With no worries about BC, it was great! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #25 July 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteWill it hurt? You and your doctor will discuss which type of anesthetic to use. Local anesthetic is most usual. Sometimes a general anesthetic is called for. No pain is felt under general anesthesia because you are asleep. Some discomfort may be felt when the local anesthetic is injected or when the tubes are brought into the incision. As with any surgery, there's some discomfort after the operation. It will be different for each man. However, most men say the pain is "slight" or "moderate" as opposed to "excessive." An athletic support, ice bag, and aspirin may help relieve the pain. Avoid strenuous physical labor or exercise for three to five days. There seems to be less pain associated with no-scalpel procedures. BULLSHIT!!! I've heard that it could feel like you've been kicked between the legs and the feeling lasts a month I had that twang of pain once on each vas, but it was only momentary as in the quote above. I walked out, drove home, used the jock as directed, applied ice for the first day and was back to work, non the worse for the wear after my three day break. No big deal. But allowing my wife to not have to use vile concoctions of hormones to avoid pregnancy was a big benefit. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
