wildblue 7 #1 July 12, 2003 Dear god, no I did not take them myself... I couldn't stomach that. But I did liberate some from an ex of hers... and I haven't done much to fill up her coloring book of doom. So here they are! Open to the highest bidder! We'll start at 50 cents! Do I hear 60?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #2 July 12, 2003 If they are real, and really of Jessica..... After seeing her in clothes at the WFFC, I'll start the bidding at $50.00. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #3 July 12, 2003 Dude, naked Jessica and all, that's, like, 2 jumps -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #4 July 12, 2003 QuoteAfter seeing her in clothes at the WFFC, I'll start the bidding at $50.00. What are you, HIGH? They're pierced nips for the love of Christ. I'll start the bidding at $250Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #5 July 12, 2003 How are we to know if these are really of our jessicakes if you don't show us a sample???? Any responsible internet bidder would want to see what we are bidding on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 July 12, 2003 As in any good auction, we need to see a sample of the goods before we open the bidding... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 July 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteAfter seeing her in clothes at the WFFC, I'll start the bidding at $50.00. What are you, HIGH? They're pierced nips for the love of Christ. I'll start the bidding at $250 You do have a point there, Mr. Messican. (though I had no idea they were pierced). That is a fair starting bid, I would say, if they are real, non photoshopped pictures. I will bid against you, but only when the validity of said pictures has been proven. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #8 July 12, 2003 I'm with Iflyme , lets see a sample of the goodies . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 July 13, 2003 What in the holy fuck is wrong with you?! You don't make a post like this on a Saturday, you moron. If you'd made this post on a weekday, the bidding would be up to $50,000 by now. Christ, what an asshat. Edit: I misspelled "now." I was really mad.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #10 July 13, 2003 [QUOTE]What in the holy fuck is wrong with you?! You don't make a post like this on a Saturday, you moron. If you'd made this post on a weekday, the bidding would be up to $50,000 by know. Christ, what an asshat. [/QUOTE] she's an angel --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #11 July 13, 2003 Quote she's an angel who can swear like a sailor. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 July 13, 2003 QuoteWhat in the holy fuck is wrong with you?! You don't make a post like this on a Saturday, you moron. If you'd made this post on a weekday, the bidding would be up to $50,000 by know. Christ, what an asshat. *swoon*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #13 July 13, 2003 I have a new favourite word, and it's asshat -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 July 13, 2003 I know of even more of those that exist... If you need to buy a new rig or want to buy me one... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #15 July 13, 2003 QuoteI have a new favourite word, and it's asshat Want to buy DZ.com username asshat? . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 13, 2003 Nahh........I'll hold out for the real thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 July 13, 2003 QuoteDear god, no I did not take them myself... I couldn't stomach that.But I did liberate some from an ex of hers... and I haven't done much to fill up her coloring book of doom. So here they are! Open to the highest bidder!We'll start at 50 cents! Do I hear 60? Hmmm... Those will be best sold to me. It's a must these are removed form circulation.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tb62871 0 #18 July 13, 2003 Removed form circulation and put in A publication? --TB Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
w4p2 0 #19 July 13, 2003 Graduating from forbidden to subjects for bidding. Sine of maturity DZ.com is getting there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 July 13, 2003 I'm in. Umm...will you take Monopoly money? $1000 and a Chance card. Man...only 3 bids in 12 hours... maybe people know something that I don't. She doesn't have a birthmark in the shape of France, does she? I remember that Gorbachev had a birthmark on his forehad that looked bird poop. I live in Florida. You see something like that and immediately think of tourists feeding seagulls while looking up. <--- what they look like. Little eyes looking up at something on their heads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #21 July 13, 2003 Still waiting for samples before I bid. After those sheep pics I got last year turned out to be photoshoped I'm not falling for that one again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 July 13, 2003 ---yawn---Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #23 July 13, 2003 QuoteIf you'd made this post on a weekday, the bidding would be up to $50,000 by now. ... and boost your self confidence in some sick twisted way? I don't think so!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #24 July 13, 2003 all kidding aside, seriously, where are the naked pictures. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #25 July 13, 2003 QuoteShe doesn't have a birthmark in the shape of France, does she? It looks more like Australia. It's not on my forehead though.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
