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Laurel

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I saw this on another site - I thought it was funny.

Deer Hoof
Golden Arches
Tutty
Moose Knuckle
Cats Paw
Mule Nose
Yo Yo Smuggler
Mumbler (Aussie)
Beef Curtains
Meat Drapes
Piss Curtains
Snake & Eggs (men's)
Dinner Roll
Crotch Waffle
Piss Fenders
Mudflaps
Good Old Crack
Gunt Melvin
Dove Breast
Brakepads
Vertical Smile
Fatlips
Vedgie
Slurpy Vacuum
Vulva Pastrami
Flaps
Hot Tamaki Walk
Tuna Taco
Buffalo Gums
Rooster Jaws
Wagon Ruts
Beaver Teeth
Mumble Pants (Sweden)
Ninja Boot
Whisker Biscuits
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Marcia (Aussie)
Skin Canoe
Fatty Mossy Jaw
The Big W
Chia Hole
Lip Jeans
Beetle Hood
Hungry Minge Sausage
Wallet
Moose Paw
Front Bottom
Velvet Love Pocket
Welly Top
Hefty Cleft
Frum Pancake
Fold Tongue
Roll Bologna
Flap-Over Furrogi (Poland)
Fortune Nookie (China)
Bearded Taco
Fur Burger
Calamari Cockring
Displabia
Slot Pocket
Bluntfrunt
Fishamjig
Pole Magnet
Pocket Pie
Clamarama Map of Tassie - as in a map of Tasmania.
Mutton Clump
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PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074
My Pink M

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Whadda bout:

The Kitti
Cooter
Elephant Ears
Sweet Potato (Idaho girls only)
Twatty Ducati
Cuddle Fish
Beaver Dam
Puffer Fish
Penis Sheath
Bunny Nose
Shaggy Badger (for the unshaven types)
Mussel Sprout
Gina Cabinet
Musk Muffin
Most Fabulous Object
Snake Trap
Nose catcher(you know "Gotcher Nose")
The other little butt in front

-Hixxx
death,as men call him, ends what they call men
-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

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And where, pray tell, is Hatchet Wound?

Which got me thinking of two of my boss's favorite quotes:

"Never trust anything that pisses through fur."

"There's just something wrong with that which bleeds for seven days but won't die"

Doh!

I need a Ham Sandwich!
L8r T8rs,

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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thought it was

"There's just something wrong with that which bleeds for seven days but won't kill a spider":D
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Thread dig up time!

I heard this song some time ago, and thought of this thread right away. I finally got a copy of it, and put it on my website. I don't know how long charter will let it stay there, so if anyone else can host it, grab it!

Prepare to laugh your ass off!

p.s. Please right click and select "save as". I'm not supposed to stream from my website....

Camel Toe
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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