Cornholio 0 #1 July 10, 2003 Ok, last one... an oldy, but perfect for this forum (name was changed to protect the innocent) Clay buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. Clay doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. Clay hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks Pam to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn." Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #2 July 10, 2003 Quote(name was changed to protect the innocent) you don't have to protect freakous - he's very open about his feelings towards sheep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 July 10, 2003 Quoteyou don't have to protect freakous ahhh.... newbies... dont you love them........Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 July 10, 2003 LOL!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 July 10, 2003 OMG I never knew!! Clay likes to shag sheep!! This is really big news... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 July 10, 2003 QuoteThis is really big news... What will I ever do now that the secret is out????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #7 July 10, 2003 I am just happy to hear he wants do something fruitful with it after all those years of practice. -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #8 July 10, 2003 QuoteI am just happy to hear he wants do something fruitful with it after all those years of practice. I doubt it. The sheep would be his kids and what fun would that be? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
