happythoughts 0 #26 July 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteYeah. Nothing like a beautiful woman who is dumb enough to date me. *sigh* there's no woman dumb enough to date me. You need to work with the Acquired Dumbness program. Start out buying a round of flavored shots for everyone. "Red-headed sluts" or "Liquid cocaine" are good examples. Then, one "Mind Eraser". After that, it is just tequila shots until everyone starts doing dumb stuff. Don't do any of that "talking" thing, it can only lead to trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #27 July 7, 2003 QuoteYou need to work with the Acquired Dumbness program. Start out buying a round of flavored shots for everyone. "Red-headed sluts" or "Liquid cocaine" are good examples. Then, one "Mind Eraser". After that, it is just tequila shots until everyone starts doing dumb stuff No matter what I do...I'll get the usual "You are a nice guy" title, oh well. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 July 7, 2003 QuoteNo matter what I do...I'll get the usual "You are a nice guy" title, oh well. Personally, I think being a "nice guy" is ok. Tell you why. Only a percentage of people are ok to have as friends. So, to have women friends will double that number. Being a nice guy is part of that. Also, women who are your friends, but not interested, will hook you up with their friends who are. Be yourself, be honest, be fun - things happen for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #30 July 7, 2003 QuoteAlso, women who are your friends, but not interested, will hook you up with their friends who are. Be yourself, be honest, be fun - things happen for you. If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #31 July 8, 2003 Welcome to my world!!!!! cherio chap; Roy.... de uglyiest dude on Dz.com :-P RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #32 July 8, 2003 wear a mask or a paper bag at least. Only joking. just grin and bare it. ther's probably others in the group thinking the same thing (that they are the ugliest) . to be quite honest most people take you as you are and are not usually as shallow as to judge you on your looks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #33 July 8, 2003 QuoteI really meant this in humor. This thread has really gotten serious, huh? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #34 July 8, 2003 QuoteI really meant this in humor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This thread has really gotten serious, huh? I really was totally kidding around. I was just the old one that's all. I was enjoying the threesome conversation. I'm still a little confused on the dynamics of that whole thing, but maybe it was their accents I wasn't understanding. Chris BTW, did you get my message on your voice mail on Sunday. I'm pretty sure it was your number this time because it was not a Puerto Rican lady whose voice was on the recording. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #35 July 8, 2003 What to do when you are the ugliest? Act surly and resentful. Poke at others witha fork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #36 July 8, 2003 QuotePoke at others witha fork. You're not making a subtle reference to HH, are you? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #37 July 8, 2003 Poke at others witha fork. yep..........FORK EM........fork em ALL if they cant take a joke!!! LOL RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #38 July 9, 2003 Well, what I USUALLY do is.......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #39 July 9, 2003 Brian's probably still nursing the wounds from the fork, along with his friends who are into threesomes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
