airtwardo 7 #1 June 12, 2003 For those of us that believe... " Save The Whales " Means, using Tupperware and proper refrigeration... I give you--- ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #2 June 12, 2003 Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 June 12, 2003 Noice! It makes sense to me, but I bet the PETA would be pissed. *shrug* who cares.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #4 June 12, 2003 I could be mistaken, but I recall that before every company out there had a website a few people went out and registered www.peta.com (maybe .org?) and entitled their page People Eating Tasty Animals. PETA ended up suing them to release the domain name and won, but I don't think the original peta on the web would be pissed edit - spellingWind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #5 June 12, 2003 If God (assuming his existence) hadn't wanted us to eat all his creatures, he shouldn't have made them so yummy. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 June 13, 2003 QuoteIf God (assuming his existence) hadn't wanted us to eat all his creatures, he shouldn't have made them so yummy. I agree ! On the other hand... The creatures no-doubt think the same about US! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 June 13, 2003 now thats an ad!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #8 June 13, 2003 i find it somewhat sick, yet hillarious._________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #9 June 13, 2003 I wonder if they have tuna-safe dolphin? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 13, 2003 My thoughts exactly. I don't think the human race spent this many years getting to the top of food chain to just give it all up. Conversation from dinner last night with somewhat vegetarian girlfriend. Me-"I can't believe you ate those poor defenseless shrimp!" Her- "Well...I do have a problem with shell fish. They are just so tasty." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 June 13, 2003 QuoteI wonder if they have tuna-safe dolphin? I still say... Ya just can't beat an Albino Rhino & Shark Fin sammich!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #12 June 13, 2003 Iffn ya weren't supposed to eat 'em - God wouldn't have made them out of meat........ ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #13 June 13, 2003 You may have heard of P.E.T.A (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) . . . I used to have a PETA t-shirt. The fine print below it said "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals." I got it at a cattle show, of all places. I don't have anything against the PETA folks, I just thought the shirt was hilarious. Beef! It's what's for dinner!!! Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 June 13, 2003 Shit yeah! "Vegitables are what the food eats..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #15 June 13, 2003 QuoteIf God (assuming his existence) hadn't wanted us to eat all his creatures, he shouldn't have made them so yummy. yup.. got some bef on the grill right now.. gona be tastey with a little cheese....mmmmmm hamburger...mmmmm ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #16 June 13, 2003 I love it!!! MMMMM MEAT!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #17 June 13, 2003 P.E.T.A = People Eating Tasty Animals -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #18 June 13, 2003 Amen! Vegetables are not food, they are what food eats. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #19 June 13, 2003 QuoteMy thoughts exactly. I don't think the human race spent this many years getting to the top of food chain to just give it all up. Conversation from dinner last night with somewhat vegetarian girlfriend. Me-"I can't believe you ate those poor defenseless shrimp!" Her- "Well...I do have a problem with shell fish. They are just so tasty." "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #20 June 13, 2003 An apple a day keeps the doctor away A burger a day keeps the cows dead Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #21 June 13, 2003 Vegetarian - Ancient word meaning "Poor Hunter" Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #22 June 13, 2003 lol, I'm soooo gonna keep outta this... If I ventured in the slipstream; Between the via-ducts of your dreams.......could you find me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #23 June 13, 2003 Pahh!! GOod one... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 June 13, 2003 Quote Vegetarian - Ancient word meaning "Poor Hunter" "I stalked that ear of corn for three days. Tracked it over 40 miles. When I finally caught up it put up one hell of a fight...but there it is in the pot." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #25 June 13, 2003 I've heard such tales about brave men and their glorious quest for vegetables! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites