pd190 0 #1 July 7, 2003 You hear a radio commercial for the new (Dodge) Grand Carivan and the only image that comes to mind is a beautiful plane with a big door, bench seats, and a fast climb to altitude... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 July 7, 2003 Caravan?..what load is this?...er...er....oh....nevermind. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #3 July 7, 2003 You know you're addicted when a woman with large, firm breasts walks by and you think to yourself, "I really should order a slightly larger D-bag..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #4 July 7, 2003 You yell "DOOR!" when exiting the room Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #5 July 7, 2003 You start selling your organs to help your JUMP FIX.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #6 July 7, 2003 You know you're addicted when you flat-pack your laundry. Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #7 July 7, 2003 .... you have more summer clothes in your cubby at the DZ than you have at home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #8 July 7, 2003 When you look at your wrist to see how fast you are driving!...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 July 7, 2003 QuoteYou start selling your organs to help your JUMP FIX. LOL Ive never SOLD any organs but I LENT one... a little give and take can getcha far if shes happy!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 July 7, 2003 QuoteYou know you're addicted when you flat-pack your laundry. thats FUNNY b/c I think about that when I fold my Laundry or pack for a trip,tooMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #11 July 7, 2003 I pro-pack my fitted sheets!...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #12 July 7, 2003 and S-fold my sleeping bag to get it in the bag...I am good at getting the air out now too!...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 July 7, 2003 anytime you see a hot air balloon filling up on the side of the road you stop what youre doing and go ask if theyll take ya up so you can jump out.... I carry my gear for just such and occasion and have done it! but was turned down for lack of space Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #14 July 7, 2003 lol!!! I haven't heard that one!! Very funny!!!______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #15 July 7, 2003 You get on an elevator, and instead of asking WHICH FLOOR? you ask WHAT ALTITUDE? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #16 July 8, 2003 You ride down the highway open the top and listen to the wind as you put your hand in the air..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kerozene 0 #17 July 8, 2003 you sleep wrapped in your cherished main canopy... or when you perfume yourself with jet fuel... "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #18 July 8, 2003 You run down the stairs, 4 steps before the end you jump...AND ARCH!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MattM 0 #19 July 8, 2003 you live in a camper on the DZ Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tspillers 0 #20 July 8, 2003 You quit your job and open a DZ..... Todd I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #21 July 8, 2003 When you cross the street you look left...right...and UP__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groovychic 0 #22 July 8, 2003 according to this post, I am addict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #23 July 8, 2003 QuoteYou ride down the highway open the top and listen to the wind as you put your hand in the air..... Before entering the office building to work in the morning, I stop for 2 or 3 minutes. I look up at what the clouds are doing and check what the ground wind feels like. I imagine what it feels like to land on the front lawn and it relaxes me, then I can start my day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #24 July 8, 2003 co-workers don't understand why a sunny day & both feet on the GROUND tend get you pissed. p.s. I was tlking to a college student working at the video store & a guy came up and said "even if you paid you paid me $5,000,000..." I cut him off and said"if I had 5Mil. I wouldn't give it to you 'cause I need it for more jumping! (just last week)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #25 July 8, 2003 QuoteYou hear a radio commercial for the new (Dodge) Grand Carivan and the only image that comes to mind is a beautiful plane with a big door, bench seats, and a fast climb to altitude See, I too dream of a nice roomy caravan when i see a minivan drive down the street, but unlike you California brats, I don't have to make choices like "Which Turbine will I jump Today????" I've never jumped a caravan, i'd bet it's way cool though.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Kerozene 0 #17 July 8, 2003 you sleep wrapped in your cherished main canopy... or when you perfume yourself with jet fuel... "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 July 8, 2003 You run down the stairs, 4 steps before the end you jump...AND ARCH!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #19 July 8, 2003 you live in a camper on the DZ Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #20 July 8, 2003 You quit your job and open a DZ..... Todd I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #21 July 8, 2003 When you cross the street you look left...right...and UP__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groovychic 0 #22 July 8, 2003 according to this post, I am addict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 July 8, 2003 QuoteYou ride down the highway open the top and listen to the wind as you put your hand in the air..... Before entering the office building to work in the morning, I stop for 2 or 3 minutes. I look up at what the clouds are doing and check what the ground wind feels like. I imagine what it feels like to land on the front lawn and it relaxes me, then I can start my day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #24 July 8, 2003 co-workers don't understand why a sunny day & both feet on the GROUND tend get you pissed. p.s. I was tlking to a college student working at the video store & a guy came up and said "even if you paid you paid me $5,000,000..." I cut him off and said"if I had 5Mil. I wouldn't give it to you 'cause I need it for more jumping! (just last week)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #25 July 8, 2003 QuoteYou hear a radio commercial for the new (Dodge) Grand Carivan and the only image that comes to mind is a beautiful plane with a big door, bench seats, and a fast climb to altitude See, I too dream of a nice roomy caravan when i see a minivan drive down the street, but unlike you California brats, I don't have to make choices like "Which Turbine will I jump Today????" I've never jumped a caravan, i'd bet it's way cool though.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
bobsled92 0 #24 July 8, 2003 co-workers don't understand why a sunny day & both feet on the GROUND tend get you pissed. p.s. I was tlking to a college student working at the video store & a guy came up and said "even if you paid you paid me $5,000,000..." I cut him off and said"if I had 5Mil. I wouldn't give it to you 'cause I need it for more jumping! (just last week)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #25 July 8, 2003 QuoteYou hear a radio commercial for the new (Dodge) Grand Carivan and the only image that comes to mind is a beautiful plane with a big door, bench seats, and a fast climb to altitude See, I too dream of a nice roomy caravan when i see a minivan drive down the street, but unlike you California brats, I don't have to make choices like "Which Turbine will I jump Today????" I've never jumped a caravan, i'd bet it's way cool though.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
