SudsyFist 0 #51 November 18, 2002 OK, since we're talking about getting the record straight, here... Quote No -not Craig, it was Steve's down winder when he broke his leg. winds were shifty, yes. downwinder's some strong words, tho. Quote I was jumping with him. the "with" in that sentence was extraneous. yes, she was jumping me. Quote We had done a 3 way i guess you could call it that. craig's watching from the corner with his hand down his pants didn't really count. ross is god-awful hairy, btw. even in the dark. Quote and then he landed downwind on the rented sabre downwind? ehhhh... safire. that was the safire. squareone's evil nasty pile o' worthless safire. in lakers colors no less! Quote and really messed his leg up. i think fucked is more appropriate. but hey, it led to an epiphany... Quote Craig drove him to hospital jeep-suspension + shitty-perris-roads + broken-steve y'all do the math (why the hell didn't he take me in the 540???!?!?!?!) Quote while I returned his gear to Square 1 - of course first I had to get his blood and flesh off the canopy - GROSE! and for that, i am forever grateful and indebted to you, darling. welcome to the forums. steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #52 November 18, 2002 HuuHuu Her name is Skitzo and she skydives!kwak Sometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windshield. Sometimes your the hammer sometimes your the nail. Question is Hun, Do you wanna get hammered or do you wanna get nailed????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #53 November 18, 2002 Quote I can tell you have teenage children What gave her away ??? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #54 November 18, 2002 Quote Deal next time i am out at Perris probly with Steve You have a free jump coming. Hey, you can start rumours about me if I can get a free jump out of it! We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #55 November 18, 2002 To get totally off subject, Hi Steve! Sorry to run past you last Thursday, I didn't want to miss the last Shark for Laughlin!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #56 November 18, 2002 Dang, Emily! You really jumped into this forum thing, didn't you? Don't happen to have one of those addictive personalities (like so many skydivers seem to), do you? We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #57 November 18, 2002 Quote Dang, Emily! You really jumped into this forum thing, didn't you? Don't happen to have one of those addictive personalities (like so many skydivers seem to), do you? Yep, looks I'm hooked. Where will I find the time? More than one addication could be dangerous.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #58 November 18, 2002 There is no time for this place, it just sucks you in. Really, I can't even look on here if I want to get anything accomplished in the next few hours.... like sleep! Goodnight!We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keskeie 0 #59 November 18, 2002 By the way, are you the one that told Steve about my "eerie replica of the Penguin" post?We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring. -Zelda Fitzgerald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #60 November 18, 2002 QuoteBy the way, are you the one that told Steve about my "eerie replica of the Penguin" post? Hey Kathy! No I don't even know what you're talking about.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #61 November 18, 2002 Viking~ I may be out this coming weekend........my lil' jumperooooLummy~ NO to the flowers for Suds........he's allergic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #62 November 18, 2002 Quote Lummy~ NO to the flowers for Suds........he's allergic uh, the flowers ain't got nuthin' to do with me. and i'm not exactly allergic to the flowers -- just to the stupid superficial motives behind the tradition of giving them. *ugh* steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #63 November 18, 2002 Quote We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal! I have a scar from ironing one day. I was going to say it was a skydiving injury, but all my friends know that I am a landing weenie and am over-cautious, so that wouldn't work. Maybe I should go with the "dueling scar" reason? It sounds kinda chivalrous and would help me work on the "chick hound" image. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #64 November 18, 2002 Skeie -- there's already enough rumors about you. You don't -need- to have any more started! For everbody that wasn't at Laughlin . . . I'm not telling anything, but what I saw in the -bar- was this . . .quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #65 November 18, 2002 QuoteI'm not telling anything, but what I saw in the -bar- was this . . . don't leave us hanging! do tell, DO TELL! steve edit: suk spelin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #66 November 18, 2002 Quote Quote We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal! I have a scar from ironing one day. I was going to say it was a skydiving injury, but all my friends know that I am a landing weenie and am over-cautious, so that wouldn't work. Maybe I should go with the "dueling scar" reason? It sounds kinda chivalrous and would help me work on the "chick hound" image. Yeah "dueling" - that's cool! Never admit to ironing - bad move.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #67 November 18, 2002 Emily is my buddy. As far as I know, we launched the first greased safe ever at Byron.Sorry about the newsAny chance you're going to Eloy for the Holiday boogie the last weekend in December? JP, or Pepe, or whatever.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #68 November 18, 2002 Quote Emily is my buddy. As far as I know, we launched the first greased safe ever at Byron.Sorry about the newsAny chance you're going to Eloy for the Holiday boogie the last weekend in December? JP, or Pepe, or whatever.... Pepe-my dearest. Where'd you hear the news? I saw a few of your Byron buddies at the film fest - missed you though. I don't think I'll be in Eloy, but what are the dates exactly? I'd love to go if it works date wise. I'm going to Santa Fe 12/21 - 27, then I'm free. No plans at all so tell me when you're going. So nice to hear from you and thanks for defending my honor! Please give your household (the wife and double trouble) action all my love.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #69 November 18, 2002 Skydiver Scars are cool. But better not to have them. I have riser scars (barely) on my right cheek. I have scars on the top of my right foot from a sharp blade of grass as I drug my footie on landing barefoot. Here is the rumor of the day - AirAnn goes to Eloy for Christmas? -just got a phone call from a iffy car ride to Eloy or I can accept my friends plane ride. Well, that about does it... Ann in Eloy. Merry Freakin Christmas. Yahoooooo However, I would be SO SCARED of meeting all you ballyhoos. And ...I dont believe for one sec that Quade has a boring life. Liar Liar pants on fire... nose like a telephone wire.... Hey man, put your mouse ears on...Viking!!! Come and help me, help me (Ann swoons) I am a southern damsel in distress..... I need protection..... Oh Viking..... ??? ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #70 November 18, 2002 QuoteI don't think I'll be in Eloy, but what are the dates exactly? I'd love to go if it works date wise. http://www.dropzone.com/pub/TheEloyDropzone.comHolid.shtml steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #71 November 18, 2002 Quote Hey, you can start rumours about me if I can get a free jump out of it! Now that you have put a pic up i recognize you! I have a pic of you dancing next to the stage with a Dollar bill stuck to your forehead and a red clown nose on. I think i can start some rumours with these I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #72 November 18, 2002 Quote Viking~ I may be out this coming weekend........my lil' jumperoooo I'll be waiting with bells on!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #73 November 18, 2002 Quote Viking!!! Come and help me, help me (Ann swoons) I am a southern damsel in distress..... I need protection..... Oh Viking..... ??? *Runs to Texas to Protect Ann* Stand behind me Ann! YOUCH!!!! Ann how am i supposed to protect you if you keep pinching my ass?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eharris 0 #74 November 18, 2002 Quote Quote I don't think I'll be in Eloy, but what are the dates exactly? I'd love to go if it works date wise. http://www.dropzone.com/pub/TheEloyDropzone.comHolid.shtml steve Steve, Are you going? Want a date? We could start some rumors!! M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #75 November 18, 2002 QuoteI dont believe for one sec that Quade has a boring life. Liar Liar pants on fire... Seriously. I am "The World's Most Boring Skydiver". You could look it up in the record books, but the Guiness people find this record simply too boring for them to list. Go fig.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites