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eharris

Rumors at the dz.....

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OK, since we're talking about getting the record straight, here... :P

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No -not Craig, it was Steve's down winder when he broke his leg.


winds were shifty, yes. downwinder's some strong words, tho.

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I was jumping with him.


the "with" in that sentence was extraneous. yes, she was jumping me.

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We had done a 3 way


i guess you could call it that. craig's watching from the corner with his hand down his pants didn't really count.

ross is god-awful hairy, btw.

even in the dark.

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and then he landed downwind on the rented sabre


downwind? ehhhh...

safire. that was the safire. squareone's evil nasty pile o' worthless safire. in lakers colors no less!

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and really messed his leg up.


i think fucked is more appropriate. but hey, it led to an epiphany...

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Craig drove him to hospital


jeep-suspension + shitty-perris-roads + broken-steve

y'all do the math (why the hell didn't he take me in the 540???!?!?!?!)

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while I returned his gear to Square 1 - of course first I had to get his blood and flesh off the canopy - GROSE!


and for that, i am forever grateful and indebted to you, darling. welcome to the forums. B|

steve

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Dang, Emily!

You really jumped into this forum thing, didn't you? Don't happen to have one of those addictive personalities (like so many skydivers seem to), do you? ;)



Yep, looks I'm hooked. Where will I find the time? More than one addication could be dangerous.
M

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There is no time for this place, it just sucks you in. Really, I can't even look on here if I want to get anything accomplished in the next few hours....
like sleep! Goodnight!
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal!



I have a scar from ironing one day. I was going to say it was a skydiving injury, but all my friends know that I am a landing weenie and am over-cautious, so that wouldn't work. Maybe I should go with the "dueling scar" reason? It sounds kinda chivalrous and would help me work on the "chick hound" image. :ph34r:

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Skeie -- there's already enough rumors about you. You don't -need- to have any more started!

For everbody that wasn't at Laughlin . . .
I'm not telling anything, but what I saw in the -bar- was this . . .
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal!



I have a scar from ironing one day. I was going to say it was a skydiving injury, but all my friends know that I am a landing weenie and am over-cautious, so that wouldn't work. Maybe I should go with the "dueling scar" reason? It sounds kinda chivalrous and would help me work on the "chick hound" image. :ph34r:


Yeah "dueling" - that's cool! Never admit to ironing - bad move.
M

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Emily is my buddy. As far as I know, we launched the first greased safe ever at Byron.B|

Sorry about the news[:/]

Any chance you're going to Eloy for the Holiday boogie the last weekend in December?

JP, or Pepe, or whatever....



Pepe-my dearest. Where'd you hear the news? I saw a few of your Byron buddies at the film fest - missed you though.

I don't think I'll be in Eloy, but what are the dates exactly? I'd love to go if it works date wise. I'm going to Santa Fe 12/21 - 27, then I'm free. No plans at all so tell me when you're going.

So nice to hear from you and thanks for defending my honor!


Please give your household (the wife and double trouble) action all my love.
M

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Skydiver Scars are cool. But better not to have them. I have riser scars (barely) on my right cheek. I have scars on the top of my right foot from a sharp blade of grass as I drug my footie on landing barefoot.

Here is the rumor of the day - AirAnn goes to Eloy for Christmas? -just got a phone call from a iffy car ride to Eloy or I can accept my friends plane ride. Well, that about does it... Ann in Eloy. Merry Freakin Christmas. Yahoooooo

However, I would be SO SCARED of meeting all you ballyhoos. And ...I dont believe for one sec that Quade has a boring life. Liar Liar pants on fire... nose like a telephone wire.... Hey man, put your mouse ears on...;)

Viking!!! Come and help me, help me (Ann swoons) I am a southern damsel in distress..... ;) I need protection..... Oh Viking..... ???


~AirAnn~

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Hey, you can start rumours about me if I can get a free jump out of it! ;)



Now that you have put a pic up i recognize you! I have a pic of you dancing next to the stage with a Dollar bill stuck to your forehead and a red clown nose on. I think i can start some rumours with these :D;);)
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Viking!!! Come and help me, help me (Ann swoons) I am a southern damsel in distress..... ;) I need protection..... Oh Viking..... ???



*Runs to Texas to Protect Ann*
Stand behind me Ann! B| YOUCH!!!! Ann how am i supposed to protect you if you keep pinching my ass?:$
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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I dont believe for one sec that Quade has a boring life. Liar Liar pants on fire...



Seriously. I am "The World's Most Boring Skydiver". You could look it up in the record books, but the Guiness people find this record simply too boring for them to list. Go fig.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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