craichead 0 #1 June 3, 2003 So, here's the dilemma: It's summer, you're at the dropzone, it's sweltering, you're horny and you want to have sex in your tent. How do you get ventilation and airflow in your tent without sacrificing privacy? Obviously, you don't want to unzip all the windows and have people looking in on you (unless you're an exhibitionist). We all know that tents aren't soundproof, so that's not the privacy issue in question. It's more about visual privacy. Any thoughts? -P__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,485 #2 June 3, 2003 Showers before and after, and a battery-powered fan pointed appropriately... Also, make it slow and sweet instead of bumpy & sweaty. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 3, 2003 QuoteAlso, make it slow and sweet instead of bumpy & sweaty. Oh baby...I'm hot now!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #4 June 3, 2003 so you plan to have sex in a tent at the dz? how romantic... rember video.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 3, 2003 Just hop over to the shower trailer and have sex there instead. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #6 June 3, 2003 HEY You guy wanna stop screwin' in that tent - I'm trying to sleep over here !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #7 June 3, 2003 up grade to a camper with a/c Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 June 3, 2003 QuoteHEY You guy wanna stop screwin' in that tent - I'm trying to sleep over here !! I seem to remember someone yelling that to my tent at the Richmond boogie last year. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #9 June 3, 2003 Quoteso you plan to have sex in a tent at the dz? how romantic... rember video.. Well, sex at the dz is never planned, but I'll remind AndyMan to wear his camera helmet. -P__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #10 June 3, 2003 QuoteI seem to remember someone yelling that to my tent at the Richmond boogie last year. Were you alone ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 June 3, 2003 QuoteWere you alone ?? Nope...and after that night the person that loaned me his tent didn't want it back. Hehe. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #12 June 3, 2003 take a blanket and find a secluded patch of grass somewhere. just make sure you aren't followed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 June 3, 2003 Definately. Outdoor sex just off somewhere is very hot. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 June 3, 2003 I feel so left out when these threads pop up!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 June 3, 2003 Dude, we need to take you to Boys Town so you can see it all, do it all and something things you probably thought were impossible, just so you can get all the experience you'll ever need. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #16 June 3, 2003 QuoteDude, we need to take you to Boys Town HAHA La zona roja, where boys become men. They would eat him alive"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 June 3, 2003 QuoteThey would eat him alive And he wouldn't be able to move for a couple days after, but he'd definately be a changed man!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #18 June 3, 2003 "but he'd definately be a changed man! " ya i'd have every STD known to man kind!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #19 June 3, 2003 I just don't see the big deal. Yes, we know tents aren't soundproof. Not only that, but it's pretty damn near impossible to conceal the sounds of good sex. You WILL get raised eyebrows the next morning, and you will get ribbed around the campfire the next evening. You will get a "how YOU doin" from the DZO as you wander into the hanger... So... keep the windows open or not? I presume we're talking about nightime, right? Can people realy see into tents with the windows unzipped? Between the 'fly' and the screen window, is it really the case that somebody who just happens to be wandering by will see something you'd rather they not? What really are the odds of enough moonlight shining around the fly, through the screen that somebody could possibly see IN? Aren't the sounds going to keep most people away anyways? Besides... Isn't that what the landing area is for? Right Val? _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #20 June 3, 2003 Not being able to see in through the mesh windows is true - assuming we're talking about night time action, just as are all the other options pointed out. But what about in the AM, when the sun's coming up, no matter how slow you go.... the heat is incredable. And there are more people walking around - sober. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #21 June 3, 2003 Here's my answer: leave everything wide open, so it will be as comfortable as possible for the participants, and perverts like me will have the best chance of hearing/seeing as much as possible. That is, unless the people involved are really nasty. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #22 June 3, 2003 or you could always try to figure out if these people are lifting weights...oooooorrrrr having sex. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #23 June 3, 2003 Quoteor you could always try to figure out if these people are lifting weights...oooooorrrrr having sex. guess you're referring to auditory & not visual clues? not quite as much fun for the voyers around the dz. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #24 June 3, 2003 Pitching your tent at least 30 ft away from manifest helps, if you're a real lady's man you might try a far corner of the field near a tree line or something. Of course the greatest protector of privacy is plenty of alcohol, it shuts the world out no matter how much noise you make ! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #25 June 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteor you could always try to figure out if these people are lifting weights...oooooorrrrr having sex. guess you're referring to auditory & not visual clues? not quite as much fun for the voyers around the dz. Actually, I think he was refering to an Adam Sandler skit it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
