riddler 0 #1 June 29, 2003 Riddler is now a coach! Woohoo! Special thanks to skr and mustard, who helped me learn to belly-fly and patiently answered ALL my questions (there's a reason they call me Riddler, ya know ). Now, for a list of Frequently Asked Questions, and my normal responses to students: Q: Riddler, why is your hair blue? A: When you go head-down without a helmet, the sky stains your hair. Q: Then why is your hair also sometimes white and sometime brown? A: Every time I lose a student, I have to dye my hair so those annoying FAA investigators can't find me. Q: How come it hurts so much when my parachute opens? A: Well, you can see right here from my video of our last jump that your parachute is jerking you back upwards in the sky. The rental parachutes all do that, but I'm currently experimenting with a system that replaces the dacron lines with bungee cords. Have you ever thought about becoming a test pilot? There's more, but you get the idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #2 June 29, 2003 CONGRATULATIONS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 June 29, 2003 Congrats. You deserve the rating, I saw how hard you worked to earn it. May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #4 June 30, 2003 Congrats man, I can tell you will be a great coach -- you have a great disposition for it. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 June 30, 2003 OH SHIT!!! theres gonna be a few confused students ou tthere! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #6 June 30, 2003 First Dave, now you... skydiving will never be the same! Seriously, congrats! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
