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EricTheRed

Spider sex causes spontaneous death

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so spiders are like old people! they have heart attacks aftef/during copulation!
I know some women who dont mind the whole DP thing but the diff is that you need a third person or an apperatus!:o
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lol...
well thats weird but the fact that the spiders die isnt...
I mean sometimes with my ONE "pedipalp" I feel so very good, almost heaven like...if I had a second "pedipalp". I just may die too if I was to use both! scuse the pun but it seems loike over LOADB|
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lol...
well thats weird but the fact that the spiders die isnt...
I mean sometimes with my ONE "pedipalp" I feel so very good, almost heaven like...if I had a second "pedipalp". I just may die too if I was to use both! scuse the pun but it seems loike over LOADB|



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You don't want to have tooo much fun now do ya?
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Right, and I totally agree... didn't it say the females have a second orifice or something for his second pedipalp??? Heck, if I had another one... I die afterwards too!!! Of course, I probably wouldn't ever leave my house!!! :):$;)



Wow...what a thought!


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Oh yeah!! I had a party this last weekend with the girls from my office!! Seeing them on Monday, knowing what they bought on Saturday!!! :o Hahahaha... it was funny!! I flew to CA in April for a party... the girl next to me asked why blah blah blah... I gave her a brochure and the ONLY thing she asked about was Anal Ese!!! :o :D:D:D

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LOL... she offers samples to just about anyone JT! ;)

You don't have to be lonely anymore bud. ;)

...and NO, that does NOT mean I will come keep you company (not in THAT way at anyrate...) :P

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

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