jumpergirl 0 #26 June 27, 2003 Anal Ese and Xtreme Lube go a long, long way! Drink enough, and you may not even know what's happening... and you just might like it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #27 June 27, 2003 Let me answer for him... That is not what he was saying at all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #28 June 27, 2003 Hey, I owe beer! (my first flaming thread) Redillegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 June 27, 2003 Rus she's got you in her sights! Jumper girl, I hope you use the biggest damn strap on just for the comment he made to me before! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #30 June 27, 2003 I noticed that... congratulations... (kinda) sorry for hijacking it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #31 June 27, 2003 QuoteI noticed that... congratulations... (kinda) sorry for hijacking it!!! ok well bring it back to topic! Jamie, I hope you use TWO pedipalps on him! lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #32 June 27, 2003 JT, you should see the size of the strap on we have... we call him Herman!!! It's so freaking huge!!! I'd run away if I saw that thing coming at me!! We're getting a new one that is a bit smaller, but still!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #33 June 27, 2003 ???? [echo in distance] I hate miscommunications!!!! [/echo in distance] Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #34 June 27, 2003 But where would I put the other one JT?? Guys only have 1 orifice, right?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #35 June 27, 2003 Quotesorry for hijacking it!!! Not a problem. I don't mind a bit.illegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #36 June 27, 2003 the CANE? witrh shoulder straps? LOL the funniest damned thing I ever saw was this.... We (my band )were playing a show on long island right next door was a XXX store so we all wlaked in and the first thing we saw was...an anatomically correct....blow up...PIG the first thing I said VERY OUT LOUD was..."THAT IS SO SAD, I mean If you cant fuck a real pig...." the chick behind the counter cracked up!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #37 June 27, 2003 QuoteBut where would I put the other one JT?? Guys only have 1 orifice, right?? I guess you'll have to bore a hole in his back! but no, they have anus and oral!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #38 June 27, 2003 OH MY GOD THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!!!! I almost choked on my crackers!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #39 June 27, 2003 yea I BET it was crackers you almost choked on! are you at work now? LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #40 June 27, 2003 I think I'd rather talk about spider sex than using a strap-on on Rus. No offense Rus, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but I'm just not into that, and I seriouly doubt Travis would like for me to do that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #41 June 27, 2003 I have a regular day job (at an insurance company) but I do parties at night and on the weekends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #42 June 27, 2003 QuoteI think I'd rather talk about spider sex than using a strap-on on Rus. No offense Rus, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but I'm just not into that, and I seriouly doubt Travis would like for me to do that. uh oh would Trav get jealous? I can see it now Jamie: honey I fucked another man....with a strap on Trav: I though that was OUR special thingMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #43 June 27, 2003 None taken! I'm perfectly happy with people NOT wanting to use a strap-on on me! Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #44 June 27, 2003 Oh my God no!!! That's too funny!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #45 June 27, 2003 Well that's good to know!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #46 June 27, 2003 Wait a minute... Quoteshe offers samples to just about anyone That's not entirely true!! But, if anyone here wants anything... just let me know!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #47 June 27, 2003 can you give me a sample odf the cash in the draw ( jt walks in with a big rubber dick and a ski mask and yells) Im not afraid to use this if you dont co-operate! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #48 June 27, 2003 I'd be laughing too hard to get the money out! I'd probably just hand you the whole register. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #49 June 27, 2003 Quote( jt walks in with a big rubber dick and a ski mask and yells) Im not afraid to use this if you dont co-operate! LOL You'd have to be carefull where you tried that trick. Some places you might end up with a line of people waiting and the cops would surround you for sure"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #50 June 27, 2003 ok lets get his back on track again! would there by any chance you have installed an anti-theft spider in the register?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
