turtlespeed 219 #1 June 27, 2003 I was just needing to update my excuses portfolio... what is the most unusual "Excuse" you used to get out of work and out to the drop zone? I have had a lot of dentist appointments lately... And my daughter has been sick the last few hours of school too. I know that's bad, but you do what you gotta do...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 June 27, 2003 tell em you got locked in the bathroom and your waiting for a locksmith! that shoud get you some time! tell em the dog ate your car keys. you have to wiat for the dog to poop em out thatll get you 2 days!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #3 June 27, 2003 Yeah....seems my cat has been in quite a few fights lately which require Vet visits.... Then my damn air conditioner almost caught on fire (seriously) but I milked that repair for a good 2 weeks.... Yup - we do what we gotta do...especially on those nice sunny days! Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #4 June 27, 2003 Corneal abrasions... Migraine (chronic)... Car trouble... Sick child... Power outage... Flooded roads between me and highway (I commute)... Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 June 27, 2003 tell em you tihkn you have monkey pox....act crazy and eat a lot of bananas!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #6 June 27, 2003 Use whatever excuse you can that will get you worker's comp out of it!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 June 27, 2003 hey Clint, tell em you are on your period. that'll throw em for a loop! then you can follow up and tell em you have to go to the scientist office they are asking you to come in for some studies!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 June 27, 2003 Quotehey Clint, tell em you are on your period. that'll throw em for a loop!Quote Guys have periods about 3 weeks out of the month, didn't you know that?????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #9 June 27, 2003 lol yea,,we;'re unwinding from the 3-7 days we have to put up with ou rwomens period! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #10 June 27, 2003 Somehow, I just don't think they'll believe me. was thinking along the lines that my rig was feeling neglected and needs some "quality" time. You know, appeal to their sensitive side.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #11 June 27, 2003 hmm you could say that you are manic and need to see your doctor(dzo/pilot) to get some med's(altitude) you wouldnt really be lying!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zilla 0 #12 June 27, 2003 As horrible as it sounds - I one time used the excuse of "I have to attend the funeral of a family friend" to get out of work to go skydiving. It wasn't a total lie, there *was* a funeral taking place that day, I just didn't go to it. Courtzilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #13 June 27, 2003 Manic is good. I think I'll refer to it as treatment. as far as that goes i could be a recovering addict on a 245,000 step program.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #14 June 27, 2003 My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LouDiamond 1 #15 June 27, 2003 I tell them I need to go home cause my malaria is flaring up again, or that my spleen is bothering me again and I need to go have it looked at."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
jtval 0 #9 June 27, 2003 lol yea,,we;'re unwinding from the 3-7 days we have to put up with ou rwomens period! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #10 June 27, 2003 Somehow, I just don't think they'll believe me. was thinking along the lines that my rig was feeling neglected and needs some "quality" time. You know, appeal to their sensitive side.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 June 27, 2003 hmm you could say that you are manic and need to see your doctor(dzo/pilot) to get some med's(altitude) you wouldnt really be lying!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zilla 0 #12 June 27, 2003 As horrible as it sounds - I one time used the excuse of "I have to attend the funeral of a family friend" to get out of work to go skydiving. It wasn't a total lie, there *was* a funeral taking place that day, I just didn't go to it. Courtzilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #13 June 27, 2003 Manic is good. I think I'll refer to it as treatment. as far as that goes i could be a recovering addict on a 245,000 step program.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LouDiamond 1 #15 June 27, 2003 I tell them I need to go home cause my malaria is flaring up again, or that my spleen is bothering me again and I need to go have it looked at."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
