Jessica 0 #1 June 26, 2002 It's Phree's 22nd birthday today, and yet I see a glaring lack of abuse!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 June 26, 2002 Happy birthday Phree... Dude I bet you'll even start shaving this year you're getting so old Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 June 26, 2002 I asked him earlier if i could make a post about it and he said no. Gotta listen to what my bro says....you on the other hand being the girlfriend, can get away with this stuff. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 June 26, 2002 QuoteI asked him earlier if i could make a post about it and he said no. Er, I didn't ask. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 June 26, 2002 I turn 22 on July 5th so what are you gonna do to me Jess? I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #6 June 26, 2002 Happy Birthday Erk -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 June 26, 2002 Happy b-day Phree and many returns of the day! Cheers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #8 June 26, 2002 happy b-day phreeif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 June 26, 2002 QuoteIt's Phree's 22nd birthday today, and yet I see a glaring lack of abuse! Well, I've certainly done MY share of abusing him lately, and didn't even know it was warranted. Happy 22nd, Phree ! Did you get what you were hoping for ? (i.e., new g/f?) Cool....I can abuse both of youse in the same post ! Guess that makes me a "post-virgin" ( i.e., virgin being opposite of whore). Hope you get lots of presents (i.e., gifts or items of preference). Help ! I can't stop with the "i.e."s (i.e., desist or halt). Okay, I'm done (i.e., finished or complete). Don (i.e., dork or asshole). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 June 26, 2002 These are very nice sentiments, but they aren't exactly abusive. Do I have to do all the work around here?! EDIT: Ah, I posted before I saw Don's lovely reply. Thank you Don. I hate you. Redwings blow goats.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 June 26, 2002 Phree - you're getting old !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopydave 0 #12 June 27, 2002 Phree is 22? 22? Man, I can't even remember being 22!!! So what diaper do you use kid? Pampers? Huggies? I know, I know! You use those cheap generics right? After all you gotta save money for all those jumps. Happy Birthday and many many jumps... Dave So was that enough abuse or does he deserve more... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 June 27, 2002 >Did you get what you were hoping for ? (i.e., new g/f?) No need for a new one.... I have Jessica and I'm quite happy with her Besides... after spending all weekend skydiving and hanging out with the girl I love.... it don't get better then that.. Plus the parents said no more skydiving toys from them for my B-day.... its back to clothes and "home items". All I asked for was a Super Otter.... geeze... they acted like I asked for a Casa or something... >So what diaper do you use kid? Thats right old man.... laugh it up while you can because next time,. when you are least expecting it... I'm going to sink into YOUR slot on video, with you still there for a nice funnel then blame it on your lack of fall rate Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday! BTW Don... Redwings have no real talent left anymore Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #14 June 27, 2002 Happy Birthday erk! I know what you wish you got for your b-day (no, last week doesn't count). But what did you actually get? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #15 June 27, 2002 Quote Plus the parents said no more skydiving toys from them for my B-day.... its back to clothes and "home items". All I asked for was a Super Otter.... geeze... they acted like I asked for a Casa or something... You just gave me an idea of what to ask for on MY birthday.....but I'd settle for a 182. And tell Jess she's getting a LOT better.....I couldn't even see her lips move while you were spouting your invective against my Wings. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #16 June 27, 2002 QuoteNo need for a new one.... I have Jessica and I'm quite happy with her Besides... after spending all weekend skydiving and hanging out with the girl I love.... it don't get better then that.. No matter how much I abuse him, he insists on saying stuff like that.... QuoteAnd tell Jess she's getting a LOT better.....I couldn't even see her lips move while you were spouting your invective against my Wings. Whatever, you paranoid freak. Phree is his own man and fosters a love for the Stars and Mavericks simply because he recognizes their inherent goodness and rightness. The same applies to his loathing for the Redwings -- he can sense the evil within. Right baby?! QuoteI know what you wish you got for your b-day (no, last week doesn't count). Oh, do I need to do it again then? Pookie, are you all healed up yet?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #17 June 27, 2002 QuoteNo matter how much I abuse him Just no more going to the wrong parking garage ok baby? QuoteRight baby?! Well kinda Snookums.... Its more like the Blue Jackets and Hornets for me.... but the Mavericks are right there too. The Wings can go to South Africa with Clay and Skreamers sheep for all I care about them.... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 June 27, 2002 QuoteJust no more going to the wrong parking garage ok baby? Not my fault, it's the ADD.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 June 27, 2002 Happy Birthday Jackass!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #20 June 27, 2002 QuoteRight baby?! ... she says while shooting a glance that says "Agree with me or get to know your hand a lot better" QuoteOh, do I need to do it again then? Pookie, are you all healed up yet? What? The rash cleared up? Jesus women, what are you doing to the poor boy?! Happy b-day Erk (a day late) Don't worry, we won't take you to Friday's or tell Mother Hen.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #21 June 27, 2002 QuoteIt's Phree's 22nd birthday today, and yet I see a glaring lack of abuse! Ok, ok. I just sent over a couple of thugs with a bucket of saltwater, a car battery, and some jumper cables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #22 June 27, 2002 QuoteHappy b-day Erk (a day late) Don't worry, we won't take you to Friday's or tell Mother Hen. *Rubs his hands together wondering what sort of "birthday treat" Mother Hen is known for, and remembering his b-day was just 10 days ago* "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #23 June 27, 2002 Happy birthday, ERK! You rock! I order Jess to give you 22 birthday spankings....There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #24 June 27, 2002 Happy Birthday Phree.... I know I am a day late, but I usually do much worse than only one day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #25 June 28, 2002 Spankings??? Does phree need spankings?? I have zipties!!!Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skycat 0 #25 June 28, 2002 Spankings??? Does phree need spankings?? I have zipties!!!Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
