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I don't think it is enough to have a user name on DZ.com, I think we need porn star names and the way it was described to me is to take the name of your first pet, then the name of the street you grew up on. Viola!! Instant porn star!! (name)
Mine is; First pet, Bingo. Name of street, Beaver.
Bingo Beaver.


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I lived on several streets, being an Army brat. So I could be Jessica Gesner or Jess Sapper or Jessie Mayne. How about the German addresses: Jess Lotzbeck or Bonnie Schwalbenweg. Doesn't work so well when your dog is not the same gender as you. Maybe that's the drag name?

I heard the formula was middle name - current street name. A while back it was Reid Saratoga. Now it's Reid Brookgrove.

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I have to agree w/ titaniumLegs on the middle name and street name. Snowball Monday sounds a lot more like a drag name where as Joseph Monday is more like a porn star name. or a detective:S

Chris


--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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