Steel 0 #101 June 25, 2003 A Republican and a Democrat are walking down a street and a beggar comes asking them for money. The Republican reaches into his wallet and pulls out a 20 dollar bill and a business card and says to him ,"Go have a nice meal get yourself cleaned up and call me for a job". They keep walking and another beggar approaches. The Democrat reaches into the Republicans wallet pulls out a 50 dollar bill and says, "Remember to register to vote so I can continue to take care of you". That is the difference.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #102 June 25, 2003 Quotea beggar comes asking them for money. The Republican reaches into his wallet and pulls out a 20 a dollar bill Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #103 June 25, 2003 A republican and a democrat congressman are sitting in a bar. The bartender comes by complaining bitterly about his job. The smoke, the long hours, the low pay. The democrat says "I can help you there, buddy. I'll see about getting a law passed to require a smoke-free section in bars. That will at least reduce the amount of smoke you have to breathe. And for the beer, here's a $1 tip." The republican says "I'll do you one better. Get your boss." He gets his boss. "Here's a $5 tip!" the republican says to the boss. The boss smiles, takes the money, and goes away. "How did that help me?" asks the puzzled bartender. "Voodoo economics. That $5 will trickle down, real soon. You'll see. And if it doesn't? I'll be out of office by then anyway. See ya around." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
