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Which is better: Skydiving or Sex?

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Well, they both are great. You pay for them both but Sex last a whole lot longer. Of course, you don't catch anything from skydiving. And if it breaks, you normally give birth to it.
For better or worste, Sex is better especially with the right woman.
Airborne

P.S. Besides, you can always do more than one skydive and jump with more than just one person. :P
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Both at the same time definitely!

Or at least skydiving...a little drive away from the DZ for lunch....skydiving.... a trip to the student room...skydiving. Why choose when you can have both?

Honey, we really need to get a trailer at the DZ.

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P.S. Besides, you can always do more than one skydive and jump with more than just one person. :P



Oh poor baby, you have lived a very sheltered life. Who says that you only have to have sex with one person.;) Plus, when I have sex, most times it doesn't end after one time.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Wow !

Tough question. Haven't done either for so long (weather has been crap and don't ask about the other [:/]) that I can't remember. I kind of feel like a Virgo . . . Oh that's the other "what sign are you poll. ;)
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sex is free and accessible all the time.



So uh...where do you live?? B|:):P:D Me thinks I'm gonna have to move :o



She lives in a girl's body silly. They don't have to struggle for it the way guys do.

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P.S. Besides, you can always do more than one skydive and jump with more than just one person. :P



Oh poor baby, you have lived a very sheltered life. Who says that you only have to have sex with one person.;) Plus, when I have sex, most times it doesn't end after one time.



I am very sheltered. Want to help with that? :P Of course, we would have to invite another (WOMAN).... :P As for more than once, no problem. Just lend a hand or something... See you in August.
Airborne
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But I get paid for skydiving, and that makes people think I'm cool. Plus, with over 4 dives a week for the last 18 plus years, I'm well above the national average for nookie, which is at around 3. something. No dry spells here!

I prefer a good steak to a nice game of tennis too!

t
It's the year of the Pig.

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definately have to go with skydiving on this one. I guess just comparing my experience with skydiving versus my experience with sex---I leave more satisfied from jumping.:o
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Yeah... and a 5 point 40 way is done with people who don't know what they're doing?

Or a 19 stack?

Sex is for Whuffo's. They get it for free to make them feel good about their sordid crappy little lives.

If you think sex is better than skydiving, you're a secret Whuffo, praying for wind and rain so you can stay in bed and not skydive.

If forced to choose RIGHT NOW about sex with my fantasy goddess, or the oportunity to swoop my rag, let alone do anything else on the dive, I'll go with Skydiving EVERY TIME.

Skydiving is absolute. Massive endorphine, seratonin and adrenal response time after time. Or all of the above, and instant death or maiming. Sex may offer the endorphins, perhaps the seratonin if you're very athletic, and maybe the adrenaline if you hear the words, "Hi Honey, I'm home!", but when it's bad... or deadly? Do you really look forward to that slow decline and social exclusion a dead from aids offers? Ah - cant have the one without the other. For us its BSBD, but there must be yinyang in the bedroom too.

Oh. And I have a very active and satisfying sex life, thanks. It's the steak and tennis thing. (Sorry, apples and oranges...)

t
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Yeah. Plus the obvious. How much do you train for skydiving? How much effort do you put into skydiving? Would you skydive when you were drunk? Why not?

Now ask those same questions about sex... and see what people say.

t
It's the year of the Pig.

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Sex is for Whuffo's. They get it for free to make them feel good about their sordid crappy little lives.



I guess i'm a whuffo with a sordid crappy life....

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HEY! Both at the same time????? I can imagine some painfull and interesting injuries that can result from a funnled orgasm. I shutter to think of anything being bent the wrong way.:o


sds



actually shaun i have some pics of people doing it in freefall. i'll pull them out and them maybe i'll even post them here for everyone to enjoy lol

school is calling me :S
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actually shaun i have some pics of people doing it in freefall. i'll pull them out and them maybe i'll even post them here for everyone to enjoy lol

school is calling me :S



Please spare us the old Flash Mountain shots, we've all seen them before.:DB|;)
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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I didn't vote...
reason is that there is a catagory missing.
My opinion is that it all depends on what position you are in and how many points you can turn.
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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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You could pose the question differently... If you had to give up one for the rest of your life which would it be?

I can't answer that question for myself...


Deaffently give up Skydive,then i would BASE and fuck:):P

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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