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Which is better: Skydiving or Sex?

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Please spare us the old Flash Mountain shots, we've all seen them before.:DB|;)



don't know what you're talking about. here are the pic though. if they're what you were referring to please let me know lolB|



Well, I know both parties in your pictures, the vidiot, the name of the town in the background, and the registration number of the airplane;)
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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Of course, we would have to invite another (WOMAN)....



What is it with guys, always wanting to invite another woman? Why can't we invite another guy? Or do you follow that "one dick" rule?:$
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Skydiving is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.



Who says you have to have your clothes on to skydive?
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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I've had some damn good skydives, but good sex is still better. When you're with someone that knows what they're doing...it's mind blowing. :)



Are you planning to cover that during your stalking semilar at the Holiday Boogie?:o

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Yeah... and a 5 point 40 way is done with people who don't know what they're doing?

Or a 19 stack?

Sex is for Whuffo's. They get it for free to make them feel good about their sordid crappy little lives.

If you think sex is better than skydiving, you're a secret Whuffo, praying for wind and rain so you can stay in bed and not skydive.

If forced to choose RIGHT NOW about sex with my fantasy goddess, or the oportunity to swoop my rag, let alone do anything else on the dive, I'll go with Skydiving EVERY TIME.

Skydiving is absolute. Massive endorphine, seratonin and adrenal response time after time. Or all of the above, and instant death or maiming. Sex may offer the endorphins, perhaps the seratonin if you're very athletic, and maybe the adrenaline if you hear the words, "Hi Honey, I'm home!", but when it's bad... or deadly? Do you really look forward to that slow decline and social exclusion a dead from aids offers? Ah - cant have the one without the other. For us its BSBD, but there must be yinyang in the bedroom too.

Oh. And I have a very active and satisfying sex life, thanks. It's the steak and tennis thing. (Sorry, apples and oranges...)

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"Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack, throw me to the sky because I know I'm coming back




THIS IS HOW I FEEL! I vote for sex and all i hear at the DZ is "Gee Shaun, you must not be getting any!" Am I alone on this one? Do i need to have in-depth discussions concerning my sexual experiences to convince peeps that i speak my opinions with some degree of experience! >:( That angry face means i'm serious......

dang.....................
=========Shaun ==========


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