FliegendeWolf 0 #1 June 19, 2003 We all know that Peter Gibbons in Office Space only does about 15 minutes per week of actual, real work. How about all of you post whores? How much work do you get done in any given day?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #2 June 19, 2003 I get about an hour done on average... I expect that to drop off once I am off my "new employee 90-day probation" though... after that it should drop significantly. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 19, 2003 Work smarter...not harder, if you think something will take to much time...DELEGATE. That's my motto __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #4 June 19, 2003 i work hard enough to not get fired!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #5 June 19, 2003 Bob: So you physically take the specs from the customer. Tom: Well, actually my secretary does that. Bob: So...then you must take the specs to the technician. Tom: Well, no...I mean...sometimes!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #6 June 19, 2003 lets just say im doing what im sopoused to do,not much more Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #7 June 19, 2003 Ditto. Office space saved my life. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #8 June 19, 2003 I least a good 1hr or 2.... In between basketball and surfing Dz.com!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 June 19, 2003 QuoteBob: So you physically take the specs from the customer. Tom: Well, actually my secretary does that. Bob: So...then you must take the specs to the technician. Tom: Well, no...I mean...sometimes! Actually is kinda like this: User: Would you please fix my laptop?...I think the hard drive crash Me: (post-whoring) Sure...no problem, Hey Mike!!! Mike: Yes? Me: (Still post-whoring) Remember the code I wrote 3 months ago to recover data? Mike: Uhm...oh yeah! Me: (Continuing post-whoring) Ok, put this laptop's HD on the recovery system and run it...when done...let me know ok? Mike: You got it. User: Cool...when will be ready? Me: (Checking emails) In about 1 or 2 hours User: Thanks Me: (back to post-whoring) No problem, that's my job.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #10 June 19, 2003 Steven, I have to ask - who is that in your picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 June 19, 2003 A desperate man without a stapler. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #12 June 19, 2003 totally depends on my customers (the military) sometimes its all day everyday..others it killing crickets...either way i'm ussually near one computer or another so can always poist whore..even while working... rebuilding drives takes LOTS of "babysitting time"____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #14 June 19, 2003 Watch it! Live by it!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #15 June 19, 2003 Hey, when you get done, can you take care of the roaches down there? That'd be great, thanks. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #16 June 19, 2003 But...that's not in my job description...I was told that...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #17 June 19, 2003 OK - next time it's raining, I'll watch it. Thank God we finally will have some sun this weekend here on the east coast. It's about damn time. Hope to finally jump both Sat and Sun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #18 June 19, 2003 (lights out) Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #19 June 19, 2003 That's it ... I'm going to burn the place downA One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRus 0 #20 June 19, 2003 Aw hell, skip it and hit the beach, biotch! Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #21 June 19, 2003 I didn't ask for salt and they gave me salt. I can talk to the board of tourism and have this place shut down.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #22 June 19, 2003 All you people that answered 8 hours - YOU"RE LYING!!! How could you work >8 hours if you're on here posting for 5 minutes ?? huh ? Unless you work more than 8 hours per day and then I feel for you. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #23 June 19, 2003 QuoteAll you people that answered 8 hours - YOU"RE LYING!!! How could you work >8 hours if you're on here posting for 5 minutes ?? huh ? Unless you work more than 8 hours per day and then I feel for you. I work between 10 and 12 hr days.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 June 19, 2003 I'm off for the summer May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunkka 0 #25 June 19, 2003 working 1 1/2 hour/day stay at work 4-5 hours/day ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites