Phil 0 #1 June 18, 2003 Ok I'm not a woman, but I have to admit they are pretty good. The Why's of Men.....(careful guys, you'll laugh, too!) 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius.) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (They don't have enough time.) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions.) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know...... it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) enjoy ! C U Philhow high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 June 18, 2003 hehehehe......LOL......... I like it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 June 18, 2003 Quote5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.) How can you tell if you are unattractive? You look down and the dog humping your leg has his eyes closed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #4 June 18, 2003 OK, I laughed and yes they are funny. Love the one about the dog.... AirborneAirborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
