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A bunch!!!:0:0


My weekend is just starting though. Supposed to take the girlfriend for a tandem on Wednesday. I'm nervous about it....is that normal? [:/]



Only if you don't mind getting raped.I did my first tandem at the same time my ex did.After she came down she walked up to me and said "I'm wet and your in trouble".Needless to say I had to fight her off till we got home.It's hard to drive when you got someone trying to rape you at the same time.


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oh dude! OUCH!

Me = 0:0:0

Not impressed with that result. I have my car rego coming up and I have to also buy two tyres for the bitch of a thing. And my APF is due.[:/]


Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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Conrats Anne! Whoohoo!

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You're reading this number right. I made 22 jumps this weekend



:PYou suck;)

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Lets see...A slightly late flare that gave me an unintentional skim. Now how do I do that on purpose? An unexpected happy visit from the gal I bought my gear from. A mini airshow from the local acrobatic pilot showoff dude:o, very cool. Take out Chinese dinner for 12 hungry skydivers. And the BEST marriage proposal at the dz. She shows up with friends/family/boyfriend in tow to do a tandem. While they're on the way to altitude, everyone pitches in and writes 'WILL U MARRY ME?' on our piece of taxiway. She sees it under canopy, screams yes, lands crying. It was great.:)
Oh yeah, and 3 lovely jumps. Clear and pull from 4000. Then 2 attempts at my 'B' license maneuver series. So close!

And y'know, it's great having my hubby jumping, but it sure cuts into my skydiving budget[:/];)

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

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two tyres



what are ty res?? lol just joking.... just got o love the many diffrent way to spell the same words......


0:3:0

good little party at the dz on sat, slept in the car.. drunk dialed som dz.comers and then made 2 of the 3 loads they put up at the dz..... heck had these three hot chicks at the dz almost all day.. the wind hold was a good thing i guess... even got to video one of thier tandems.......... to bad they had to go back to wisconsin... oh they had the "eh" accent going prety strong......

p.s. i am now banned from telling the "duck" joke at skydive utah....... i don't know what it is, they just don't get it......

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:):6:0

Not a bad weekend.

Got to meet Superstu on Sat..I think he figured out why I got the nickname Amazon.

It was VERY slow at our DZ for up-jumpers. I think everybody spent all their money on the Caravan last weekend ( hell I did 15 jumps myself last weekend). Static line class of 13 and Tandems all day yesterday... yikes. Good jumps though, with lots of play in the sky was good for me. Last jump today tho SUCKED. I did a really good bellyfly with one of the resident 4 way guru's.. 10 points woo hoo ( ok I am old and slow on all this spinning around stuff and I think I have MAYBE 6 jumps on RW jumps on my belly since I started jumping again.).. BUT we decided we needed to slow me down with this retro suit refugee from the 1980's out of the loft that we lovingly call FRANKENSUIT, from all the stitchery holding it together. The only problem is... it has a MONDO burble. So I dump at 2500 (Protrack said 1900 later )and get the pilot chute in tow/hesitation from hell. Looking back and sliding to the side didnt make it go away but going to a sit FINALLY got the bag out and into the SNIVEL with slider up deployment. OK so I know I am getting low at this point so I grab the steering lines and pumped once REALLLLLY HARD and voila....Slider comes down finally. If the pump it trick would not have worked it was chop time. Still I found myself under a good canopy at 1300' ( I think if I EVER jump that monster suit again I will just go to a sit as I deploy.) I was amazed at how fast I burned altitude but I was coping with a situation I was fairly confident I could handle. All in all a good weekend but I think next time.. I might have to take look at the brand new reserve I bought from Lisa before she decided to become a skydive bum;)

At least I dont owe beer or a bottle to Todd the Gimp:P

Amazon

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2 freefly jumps; I almost managed a stable sit



I had fun and now have video that PROVES I can do a sit and a stand...;)

I am having way too much fun spinning and just flyin the hell out of my body. But I had to go back and try some bellyflight just to make sure the local sky-guru's will let me on the bigways later this summer.

Amazon

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what are ty res?? lol just joking.... just got o love the many diffrent way to spell the same words......



alright...who let the wise guy in????
Dont give me shit boy. I am suffering really bad mondayitis, and it was a full moon last night, which in my calculations = BAD MOOD. :D:P


Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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Do not read this unless you can deal with insane jealousy!

I got a wake up call at 6 am:3:1

Friday: I went to Barleycorn to sell tandems, but I didn't have much energy since the lack of sleep I had the night before was coupled with missing this really hot guy. I was ready to fall asleep at the bar. I looked over to the left, and I see this incredibly sexy guy walking towards me! I did what any self-respecting woman would do...I went and attacked him! It was a great surprise to see that after thinking all week long that I wasn't going to see someone so awesome! Carolyn didn't appreciate my display of affection, but I convinced her I was selling skydives for her dz!

Saturday: Hung out at the Signature Room in the Hancock center to see one of the best views of Chicago. We avoided the waitress...their drinks are too expensive! Then, we played around at Hammacher Schlemmer. Finally, we ended the evening by seeing my two nephews and looking for a hotel (still not sure of what was going on to make almost all hotels booked.)

Sunday: I finally let the hot guy go for a few days. I almost killed myself on the way to the dz (panicking after seeing that a car has been in your blind spot is a bad idea.) I had three coached freeflyin' jumps with Casey. Woo hoo!!! He taught me how to cartwheel, and he said that he'll be able to get me to fly headdown! He picked up on a few things I was doing wrong from our hd exit, and he gave me some muscle memory exercises.

And I think this post made me a Pooh-Bah!

A damn good weekend!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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1:1:1 Father's Day "present" and only one jump, but it was on my new canopy , a PD190. A step up from the Unit I've been jumping since 1980 (big gaps in there w/o jumps.)


Vint
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"Make it hard again." Doc Ed

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis

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2:1:0

2 assists in Saturday's hockey game
1 new (to me!) Spectre on the way
0 beer owed... yet

soon, gear will be back together, and I'll start jumping again... until then I should get to claim half of Steve's jumps, because nobody should get to make 22 jumps in a single weekend! :P

"If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got."

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Yeeha!

Congrats, Anne, on getting back in the air!

BTW, some of you (fairly) newbies need to be told/reminded what the weekend numbers represent:

They do not mean Friday:Saturday:Sunday; they represent, in order, Humps:Jumps:Beer Owed.

If you are reluctant for any reason to enter the number of times you got laid/blown/etc in the first number, feel free to enter any number (but please explain its significance).

We now return you to your normal wicked ways.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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We now return you to your normal wicked ways.



My wicked ways are fun.... as is PW this to get my 300th post....

I will now check to see if I made it to the next level of PW

AMAZON

It worked... I R now A Old Hand....kinda matches my OLD KNEES...still sore from a stupid landing.

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1:7:1

1- :$

7 - got seven in this weekend. Did 5 on Sat to include my first ever tandem as passenger. (see beer owed). Got 2 night jumps in on Sat night. Beautiful skies over the beach! Great weekend! sunday went kinda slow due to being up all night for Sat.

1 - case owed for my first ever tandem passenger jump. Also helped out a tm get current.

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We all had a great weekend at the Geoff Peggs boogie. We had 2 cessnas for the weekend

here are my numbers:

3:13:1

was a great weekend all in all. i took the jump hog award on saturday and then the one jump on sunday was a "beach" jump (onto a sandbar in the river) good times good times

chris
<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

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