Chain letters

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

'The Best Chain Letter Ever'

Hello, my name is Max and I suffer
from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion fucking chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here!

If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain letter
that was started by Peter
in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Fuck them.

If you're going to forward something,
at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the
"send this to 10 of your closest friends,
and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being"
forwards about 90 times.

I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think
about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless
for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the
ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the
5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

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