Jib 0 #26 June 12, 2003 QuoteThat's how we'll do the opening credits: Inspired by Fruce, it will be entirely asses. And boobies maybe. Then, zoom back out to see a whuffo gawking or someone saying I never get tired of that and getting slapped for it. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #27 June 12, 2003 you left out the canopy Nazi's too"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r2hubert 0 #28 June 12, 2003 And every body should only speak with Haiku! -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #29 June 12, 2003 Too bad there's no post whore of the month award [like employee of the month] So, the boss could walk in with a copy of it and bitch about the PW not doing any work. But, who would play the PW? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #30 June 12, 2003 Here's a transcript of something I wrote a while back. It is supposed to be the ultimate thread: So I was on the ride to altitude arguing with a fellow jumper about Iraq. My ex stood up and flashed her boobies at the pilot so we could get extra altitude. We jumped out, and I pulled low, as usual, at about 700 feet just to piss everyone off. I jump a small eliptical loaded at about 3:1 even though I'm just off student status, so anyway, I hook-turned and swooped in and I wound up landing dick-first in the back of a sheep. Evidently I had nailed the prettiest one in the flock, because Clay came running at me in a fit of jealousy and shot at me with an unregistered handgun. ...Well Clay finally calmed down, after I let him have sloppy-seconds with the sheep. We eventually shook hands. "After all," he said, "at least you're a fellow American, not one of those European/British skydivers with their socialist, gun-controlling governments and wimpy-assed, toaster oven-sized cars!" We had a good laugh over this, and since I owed beer (it being my first sheep-shagging under canopy) I drove out to the liquor store in my SUV. But I still managed to piss everyone off by buying cheap-assed lite beer. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #31 June 12, 2003 Man, we should really make a movie. We could enter it in the Flyboyz film festival and win first place. Are any of us actors?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 June 12, 2003 lilke we havent seen this one a thousand times! come on get some imagination! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #33 June 12, 2003 QuoteMan, we should really make a movie. We could enter it in the Flyboyz film festival and win first place. Are any of us actors? we're all actors! we all act like normal parts of society everyday..right?!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #34 June 12, 2003 QuoteBut I still managed to piss everyone off by buying cheap-assed lite beer... ...so Jessica beat me with unbridled aggression.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #35 June 12, 2003 QuoteMan, we should really make a movie. We could enter it in the Flyboyz film festival and win first place. Are any of us actors? Who? Fly who? never heard of them. Try Cannes, we got to take this international if we want to get exposeure."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #36 June 12, 2003 QuoteSo I was on the ride to altitude arguing with a fellow jumper about Iraq. My ex stood up and flashed her boobies at the pilot so we could get extra altitude. We jumped out, and I pulled low, as usual, at about 700 feet just to piss everyone off. I jump a small eliptical loaded at about 3:1 even though I'm just off student status, so anyway, I hook-turned and swooped in and I wound up landing dick-first in the back of a sheep. Evidently I had nailed the prettiest one in the flock, because Clay came running at me in a fit of jealousy and shot at me with an unregistered handgun. Then, you say. Goddamit Clay, one of these days you're going to actually hit someone with that thing. Quote...Well Clay finally calmed down, after I let him have sloppy-seconds with the sheep. We eventually shook hands. "After all," he said, "at least you're a fellow American, not one of those European/British skydivers with their socialist, gun-controlling governments and wimpy-assed, toaster oven-sized cars!" We had a good laugh over this, and since I owed beer (it being my first sheep-shagging under canopy) I drove out to the liquor store in my SUV. But I still managed to piss everyone off by buying cheap-assed lite beer. Could that be an intro? & then start watching screening of the actual film? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #37 June 12, 2003 QuoteTry Cannes, we got to take this international if we want to get exposeure. .... and banned from an entire country? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #38 June 12, 2003 Quote5) Simple love story -- whuffo falls in love with skychick, comes out to dropzone, Bill Booth makes fun of him, he becomes skygod in eight jumps. What's next? Eight-way speed stars? Naaaaahhh...that would never work in a movie...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #39 June 12, 2003 ROFL - there definately has to be a dood like that in the movie! "Um yah - I've got 26 jumps and that 56 sq ft canopy is WHERE ITS AT!!!" -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #40 June 12, 2003 What's a DZ.com movie without stalkers? How about a scene where the stalker finally wins. Drunken dancing to #1 Crush in the hangar and end up in a tent... while "Nothing Else Matters" plays in the background. While in the tent next door, Viking puts a pillow over his head. [sorry Viking] -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #41 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteTry Cannes, we got to take this international if we want to get exposeure. .... and banned from an entire country? well look at this way, you know E would cover it, we would have a good excuse to have women flashing their boobies, drinking, nig noggery and maybe even some promotional skydives on to the beach as part of the movie promotion. OK, show of hands, who wants to go with me?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #42 June 12, 2003 & sell that as "Girls on Film with skydivers!" So, we can all retire! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 June 12, 2003 QuoteHow about a scene where the stalker finally wins. Oh yeah!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #44 June 12, 2003 Yes, the stalker has been in love with him ever since she was a student pilot about to solo and her instructor/crush put on a parachute, said see you on the ground and jumped out of the Cessna she was flying. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #45 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteHow about a scene where the stalker finally wins. Oh yeah!! lets not forget the cast we've got lined up already. the way your going with this it will end up as some psycho stalking porno with bad music"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #46 June 12, 2003 Quotelets not forget the cast we've got lined up already. the way your going with this it will end up as some psycho stalking porno with bad music You forgot drunken. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 June 12, 2003 QuoteHow about a scene where the stalker finally wins. ----------------------------------------------------------- Oh yeah!! ---------------------------------------------------------- lets not forget the cast we've got lined up already. the way your going with this it will end up as some psycho stalking porno with bad music It wont be porno. It's like this....Me and Seb are stranded on a remote island. Our kidnappers have left us for dead. He finally gets the courage to admit his undying love for me. We look into each others eyes and embrace. We make love all night long on the beach. When the morning comes i wander off into the jungle and discover a time machine. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #48 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteHow about a scene where the stalker finally wins. ----------------------------------------------------------- Oh yeah!! ---------------------------------------------------------- lets not forget the cast we've got lined up already. the way your going with this it will end up as some psycho stalking porno with bad music It wont be porno. It's like this....Me and Seb are stranded on a remote island. Our kidnappers have left us for dead. He finally gets the courage to admit his undying love for me. We look into each others eyes and embrace. We make love all night long on the beach. When the morning comes i wander off into the jungle and discover a time machine. yeah, right......whatever. You sure your staples could handle all that? I say you pitch that movie to another producer. Maybe call it the lost island of sun-che -hag"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #49 June 12, 2003 I'm bored; so, I put all the crap that's in this thread together. Please feel free to move it around, add and strikethrough text. Just divide scenes by --------------- DROPZONE.COM, THE MOVIE [or whatever you wanna call it] ------- So I was on the ride to altitude arguing with a fellow jumper about Iraq. My ex stood up and flashed her boobies at the pilot so we could get extra altitude. Someone farts "You asshat!!" [J-Lo voice]: I eat tacos and burritos @ Freebirds! We jumped out, and I pulled low, as usual, at about 700 feet just to piss everyone off. I jump a small eliptical loaded at about 3:1 even though I'm just off student status, so anyway, I hook-turned and swooped in and I wound up landing dick-first in the back of a sheep. Evidently I had nailed the prettiest one in the flock, because Clay came running at me in a fit of jealousy and shot at me with an unregistered handgun. oddamit Clay, one of these days you're going to actually hit someone with that thing. ...Well Clay finally calmed down, after I let him have sloppy-seconds with the sheep. We eventually shook hands. "After all," he said, "at least you're a fellow American, not one of those European/British skydivers with their socialist, gun-controlling governments and wimpy-assed, toaster oven-sized cars!" We had a good laugh over this, and since I owed beer (it being my first sheep-shagging under canopy) I drove out to the liquor store in my SUV. But I still managed to piss everyone off by buying cheap-assed lite beer in the hangar for the screening of the film. -- Movie Starts Title: Sangiro entertainment presents Camera slowly focusses so that an airport hangar is visible in the distance, but the motion is still unrecognizable. Title: A Hot Fork Film Slow zoom-out - the motion reveals itself to be an airplane propellor slowly rotating. Title: As the Prop Turns ----- Then, all of a sudden, the camera should draw back sharply and a girl and a guy should be arguing. The girl should suddenly slap his face, then stalk off, and the camera zooms in on the ass of her tight Firefly freefly pants, on which will be either sewn or superimposed the name of an actor. That's how we'll do the opening credits: Inspired by Fruce, it will be entirely asses. And boobies maybe. Then, zoom back out to see a whuffo gawking or someone saying I never get tired of that and getting slapped for it. Dude with his head down sleeping, computer blinks on and it's Dz.com, talk back forum. the threads start clicking them selves automatically until the guy wakes up. Guy sees a thread with his name in the subject line...... Out of focus camera shot with slow, unrecognizable object moving repeatedly across the frame from left to right. ------ Too bad there's no post whore of the month award [like employee of the month] So, the boss could walk in with a copy of it and bitch about the PW not doing any work. But, who would play the PW? ------ Canopy Nazi: Guy with shiney new suit walks into the store/manifest & says he'll be off AFF soon so; he wants to order a Xios! Tirade by the canopy Nazis who happen to be in the store “No Xios for you 5 years!” He goes straight to BillVon's dungeon for his own good for trying to buy a tiny canopy. --------- A bunch who have been drinking get the idea that they must fly in to break him out to next morning... They see flashes of granduer, but wake up the next day, decide they'd rather not join him and to a hybrid instead. ----- Vibes Someone is crying about the loss of the pet. What happened? An Evil Troll got him Clay says. Yeah, I know how it feels, X killed my favorite sheep ------FLASHBACK wavy screen the stalker has been in love with him ever since she was a student pilot about to solo and her instructor/crush put on a parachute, said see you on the ground and jumped out of the Cessna she was flying. Sunny and Seb are stranded on a remote island. Our kidnappers have left us for dead. He finally gets the courage to admit his undying love for me. We look into each others eyes and embrace. We make love all night long on the beach. When the morning comes i wander off into the jungle and discover a time machine. OR Sunny gets nailed by a cute FF boy in the Porter. --------- Mccordia comes flying in at the ending for a CRW dock with the main star and asks “Who won!!!????" ------ HH locks the Movie ==== END – Walk out of theater in Cannes with award & In Cannes, LouDiamond shooting girls on film video you know E would cover it, we would have a good excuse to have women flashing their boobies, drinking, nig noggery and maybe even some promotional skydives on to the beach as part of the movie promotion ====== Topics to Cover: Boobies Make it clicky Read the forum rules Save our environment George Bush sucks, no he doesn't Boobies Men's Hairy asses stalking office supplies Viking is a virgin Vibes for people, kitties, dogs, and sheep Multiple Personality disorder Weekend numbers The hot fork Boobies personal attack Boobies Beer hook turns and tiny canopies canopy nazi Other Ideas: Ride into the sunset on Harleys Car Chase Wicked fart and all cringe Plots: 1) Golly! Dropzone.com might have to shut down, unless we can save it! Probably through some combination of hacking and drug smuggling! 2) The TSA throws some of us in jail and the rest of the dz.com community has to sell pot to make bail. 3) Competing skydiving Web site makes trouble for us. 4) Drunk dialing runs up our cell phone bills and we have to sell pot to pay them. (Sorry, was watching Chappell's Show too much.) 5) Simple love story -- whuffo falls in love with skychick, comes out to dropzone, Bill Booth makes fun of him, he becomes skygod in eight jumps. 6) There’s a point – what does it all mean? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #50 June 12, 2003 WARNING ---- NON-SEQUITOR ----- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, who's playing bad guys/gals and who's playing good guys/gals? And what's the plot twist? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't know about the plot twist, but we've got Canuck278 and TheRus as bad guys, and I'll volunteer to be the "Led-astray-to the-dark-side-but-achieves-redemption-in-the-end-bad-girl-with-a-heart-of-gold." She must also hook up with the roguish, hot, unconventional, smartass, badass good guy. Cheesy and predictable, yes, but it's so fun. I posted this in the casting thread, and moved it over here. Any room for those characters in the plot? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
