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dropzone.com The Movie - Script

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I'll volunteer to be the "Led-astray-to the-dark-side-but-achieves-redemption-in-the-end-bad-girl-with-a-heart-of-gold." She must also hook up with the roguish, hot, unconventional, smartass, badass good guy.



If you want to pencil yourself in as the instructor jumping out of the plane or something.... Be warned Sunny may have you killed by an angry swarm of hornets for being a stalk wrecker. :P

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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Someone farts & says:
[J-Lo voice]: I eat tacos and burritos @ Freebirds!

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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There should be scene where TSA has arrested a jumper for leaving his hookknife on his cheststrap and trying to go through security.

Then, when the jumper is out in the jail exercise yard, 20 jumpers land in the yard to break him out. Of course, they discover that you can break into a jail with a parachute, but not break out. Now there are 21 jumpers in jail. :D

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There should be scene where TSA has arrested a jumper for leaving his hookknife on his cheststrap and trying to go through security.

Then, when the jumper is out in the jail exercise yard, 20 jumpers land in the yard to break him out. Of course, they discover that you can break into a jail with a parachute, but not break out. Now there are 21 jumpers in jail. :D



How about an idiot gets put in jail by the canopy nazis for his own good when he tries to buy a tiny canopy. A bunch who have been drinking get the idea that they must fly in to break him out to next morning... They see flashes of granduer, but wake up the next day and decide to a hybrid instead (to please both kinds of fliers).

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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I wanna have sex in an airplane with a hot FF boy!!




sounds like someones D batteries have died;):D



Or the rabbit itself

Make up your mind: Sex with a hot FF or that island thing.

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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Okay - we're punching out all the players, now we have to start punching out the script..

In a mysterous land of Oz there once was a site called dropzone.com......




Dont forget about the 'farting on the airplane' scene, that one's a must.

Ill volunteer for it, Ill be on the plane on a tandem, not hooked up yet, then somebody farts really bad. Then I say,

"THAT ONE F*in' STUNK...MAN IM OUTTA HERE!!! (leaps out) WHOAAAAA!!!!!

...splat....

TM to whoever supposedly farted: "Great, I just lost another one of my students with you on the plane..."

whoever supposedly farted to TM: "It wasnt me dude it was her..."

So we have 3 more characters here, the TM and "whoever supposedly farted" and "the girl whoever supposedly farted was referring to"...

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Too bad there's no post whore of the month award [like employee of the month] So, the boss could walk in with a copy of it and bitch about the PW not doing any work. But, who would play the PW?




Everyone knows who that is;)....looks as tho he's weaseled himself back into the site:D

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Not to disappoint you or anything, but that would be Goldie Hawn having the sex in the plane with the hot FF boy.



No way, i'm her stunt double.



Anybody seen Orgazmo? Stunt what? :P

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-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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ROFL - there definately has to be a dood like that in the movie! "Um yah - I've got 26 jumps and that 56 sq ft canopy is WHERE ITS AT!!!"



Well we could just AFF hooknswoop at some point in the movie. I mean if we take 2 zeros off his jump numbers he only has 38 jumps. :P
Fly it like you stole it!

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