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SadSue

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Dear Marc,

Don't worry about chicks standing you up. Just remember that the ones who do that are usually men in drag anyway!!!! This is a true fact. Why don't ye grab a 40 oz in a plaing brown paper bag and head down to loiter outside the nearest bingo hall. The Bingo crew are hotties and the love beerswilling lads who chain smoke. Dress appropriatly tho. Lose the belt for a start, there nothing as attractive as a guy with his butt hanging out the back of this trousers. If you ever need anyone to talk to, have a chat with THEThinker. Perhaps a quick look thu our posts may re awaking you creative side and find you a new line of work to help you pay for ye skydives.

P.S TheThinker is an equal oppertunity employer!
I hope this helps >>>> LMAO

:P


Hope you don't get Banned!

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Can you hook me up with a hottie skychick that won't treat me like shit and is ok with the fact that I drink and smoke too much but I'm too broke to skydive at the moment?



Mrs. Robinson comes to mind

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Hello, My name is TheThinker and I would like to give my personal life altering moment from this site. I use to go on many chat programs. I would and cam up look all sexy and NO ONE would pm me, or im me...or even hit on me.:( Until I received the link that sadsue posted. Now...I am wanted everywhere I go. Everyone knows my name, I am a hot diva. I've met at least 200 people, (i only slept with half you sickos!) and my self esteem is wayyyyy high. I now know how to cam like a professional. And it really works. The men AND the women LOVE IT! Im soooo thankful for this site and the hard work that was put in it...i made a donation and am contemplating starting a nation wide club called the DCW's. This is my own personal experience with the site, i hope you all have the same results. God knows some of you on here need the help;)

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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