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SadSue

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As some of you may have realised, I have sometimes been noted for giving Tragic Advice and I must say that since I gave someone on here some Trag Advice this morning, It made me realise how much I miss helping other people. I'm sure you all like to give advice on here too so I thought it might make for interesting reading, it i posted this link and we can see what kinda feed back we get from everyone.
Here's how it works.... You post a question that you we're nervous or shy to ask, and we can work together as a group to come up with some good answers. You can take or leave it, this is just sorta an experiment.

What do yis think????

SadSue LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hope you don't get Banned!

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Well, we do on occasion have our Dear Sunshine threads already. This would be weird like when they run Dear Abby and Ann Landers side by side in the same newspaper. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Well I"m not to embarrased about any thing but over the past few months I've been ordering pizza from Dominos using the Order on line Feature. Well sadly today , being a free day, I want to order on line but read this...

We're sorry...your store is currently unavailable for taking orders via the Internet at the present time. However, we would be very happy to take your order by phone at (phone number deleted to protect the innocent)

... After my tantrum I picked my self back up from the floor and cleaned up my knuckles swept up the broken plaster and decided I need help

SadSue... What am I to do about this?

Signed
Ready to Kill for a Pizza
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My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Hello, my name is alejandro. I am from Madagascar, and am currently involved in an online relationship. I am in dire need of your help sadsue. My dilemma is as follows. I am a hairy hairy man. I have hair from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet! I've tried cutting it, but it seems to just grow back thicker and longer. She said she likes her mans pubic area to be slick and shiny. Now, when I cam up and do my deed for her, this isn't a problem b/c I shave n then do it...however I am afraid that when we meet up, the hair will overtake me and I won't be able to do anything about it. The question, do you know of any cream, wax, or power tool i can use to get rid of this hair once and for all??? I'd be greatful. Truly, Thethinker

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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I feel famous, a thread about me was referenced. Thanks Skymama.




You're welcome, Sunshine. After all, *cue sappy singing* "You are our Sunshine, our only Sunshine...", you know the rest. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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This is a very common problem amongst 5 year olds actually. It's called a temper tandem, I mean tantrum. You obviously are a spoiled brat hookit and you are probably the lead singer of a famous band or something. I suggest you try to consider that other people, maybe go down there, give them a few free autographed cds and a few pics of you and offer them some jump ticets, this should improve their response to you and speed up that order you so crave. I hope this helps


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Thinker, for gods sake... love yerself for what you are. Do you realise that cousin IT is a famous movie star. He has thousands of groupies. If she don't like it, CUT AWAY! You too could be on TV , maybe doing conditioner commercials.


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I am a hairy hairy man. I have hair from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet!



That's interesting because according to the thread from this morning that is in the Recycle Bin, you also have an inverted penis. You have a lot of problems, don't you?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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No referring to what we are not allowed to read Skymama.. that's truly unfair... Play nice with others or I'm going to funnel your ass on your first raft diveB|
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well thankyou sadsue...perhaps i cut off a hunk of my hair and mail it to ye out of gratitude. You've really boosted my self esteem. The only perk of the hair ultimately is that i don't need a real parachute. thanks again xxxxxxxxx

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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Yes infact i do have alot of problems. You know i come here to seek a little help have a good time, and talk to people whom SEEM to be good people. However we learn from our mistakes. Its to my dismay i didn't receive any help on my penis problem, but at the same time we walk through life alone. Its not my fault that i came out so screwed up. At least ya took time to read it. Thanks! Your welcome to add this one to the recycle bin as well....it may get lonely.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann von Goethe

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No referring to what we are not allowed to read Skymama.. that's truly unfair... Play nice with others or I'm going to funnel your ass on your first raft dive



Haha, guess you should have bid for the "be a moderator for a day", huh? :ph34r:

Ok, just so you won't funnel my dive, I'll paste part of what the poor lad has to put up with besides all that hair....

im thin and only 2 inches, but, i think the fact that its inverted is angering her. I've tried stickin my thumb in my mouth and blowing to pop it out, i've tied it to a rope and then tied that to my truck and drove slowly, i've even stuck it to a cold pole...it stretches but then it pops right back inside. And this only happens in the morning!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You know i come here to seek a little help have a good time, and talk to people whom SEEM to be good people.



You can come here, talk, have fun and get a lot of help about a lot of things. Just don't come here and troll, it's not appreciated.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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