skymama 37 #26 June 9, 2003 Quotedo a moderator for a day LMAO, you're terrible. I actually went back to edit my post thinking that I had actually written that! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #27 June 9, 2003 I thought this was an Advice collumn? but to answer that properly.... Silly me.. I was kind of occupied at a Peter Gabriel concert. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #28 June 9, 2003 QuoteI thought this was an Advice collumn? but to answer that properly.... Silly me.. I was kind of occupied at a Peter Gabriel concert. Hmmm...the concert took up the entire weekend? I think someone needs to give Hookitt advice on how to come up with better excuses. "The dog ate my homework" is almost better than that one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #29 June 9, 2003 yeah.....I was thinking the same thing...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,515 #30 June 9, 2003 Quoteyou also have an inverted penis. I get a really weird image when I try to imagine which head he thinks with; the little one or the big one Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #31 June 9, 2003 >Hmmm...the concert took up the entire weekend? >I think someone needs to give Hookitt advice >on how to come up with better excuses. Ya know ... I've now seen the light. The weekend is vast, I was certainly only useing the drunk portion of the weekend during my call time consideration. I'll take that advice and add all the sober hours to it ... thanks Skymama .... wait ... you didn't give me advice ... you ridiculed me! Good one My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #32 June 9, 2003 Quoteyeah.....I was thinking the same thing...... My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #33 June 9, 2003 oh it's okay, love. I survived...I really did.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 June 9, 2003 QuoteYou're welcome, Sunshine. After all, *cue sappy singing* "You are our Sunshine, our only Sunshine...", you know the rest. Prolly a good thing that i'm your only sunshine, i don't think the world could handle more than one of me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #35 June 9, 2003 See how this helps yer mind expand lmaoooo Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #36 June 9, 2003 QuoteQuotedo a moderator for a day LMAO, you're terrible. now there is an auction that could potentially raise alot of money____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 June 9, 2003 QuoteWait a minute......nice boys don't kiss like that... Well...nice boys don't, but good boys do... right there...and a little to the left... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #38 June 9, 2003 QuoteYou have a lot of problems, don't you? yes, 'Mama, and MPD may be one of them.... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 June 9, 2003 QuoteThat's interesting because according to the thread from this morning that is in the Recycle Bin, you also have an inverted penis. You have a lot of problems, don't you? Yikes..I wonder if he gets "hard in's" then...while reading these posts. Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #40 June 9, 2003 Quotenow there is an auction that could potentially raise alot of money Yes, but just imagine my dismay if in the end I would only raise $14.95 and some pocket lint. I'd turn into one of those spinster cat ladies for sure. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 June 9, 2003 Quote I'd turn into one of those spinster cat ladies for sure. Hey, thats my goal in life. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #42 June 9, 2003 QuoteI'd turn into one of those spinster cat ladies for sure. Hey, thats my goal in life. Wait! you forgot to add the lavander hair, the shopping cart, and doin' the gravel shuffle...now you're talkin' babes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,515 #43 June 9, 2003 my mother used to say that she dreamed of living in Boston, dying her hair bright red, wearing inappropriate lipstick and baggy stockings to every art museum she could. Sounds like a good dream to me! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #44 June 12, 2003 You know, i was thinking about having a dating agency on here, I mean I'm great at matchmaking, and I'm really hot too. Do you guys trust me with yer intimate relationships yet, I see no posts and that really sucks!!!! get yer fingers excersicing, ffs you know if you get lucky yer gonna have to be agile. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #45 June 12, 2003 Girlfriendddd, you are beautiful! I sho' as hellllll trust you with my shit. Ill kick us off. Now, im bold, im big, but im beautiful mmm k. N i got all these brothas callin me wantin this n wantin that...and the otha day...gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I almost got busted. My question to you is this: If I wanna keep runnin muh game...what are some ways I can keep muh bizness private w/out the otha finding out. I run bout 4-5 brothas...sooooo you know i need some mad help. Also, Im thinkin bout shavin my first initial in my pube region. That way when they down there lickin they just keep screamin out muh name. Anyways, thats all i got fa now. Holla @ me gurl. MUWAHHHHHH hershey kisses from mama. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #46 June 12, 2003 Well hunny, As long as ye explore yerself and ALL yer dimentions I'm sure you will find de right one!!! GO on wth yer bad ass self!!!!!!!!!!! Should that be in the WOMEN ONLY Forum????? Oh My Goodness! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #47 June 12, 2003 Dear Sue: I got stood up tonight. Now I'm at home alone and fairly well drunk. Worst of all, I've had, at my best alcoholic estimate, three skydives in the past four months. In the process of typing this, I almost spilled rum on the keyboard twice. Can you hook me up with a hottie skychick that won't treat me like shit and is ok with the fact that I drink and smoke too much but I'm too broke to skydive at the moment? Poor Psychology Pstudent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #48 June 12, 2003 QuoteYou know, i was thinking about having a dating agency on here You mean its not...j/k..actually the dz.commers seem to get to know one another and usually it ends up that way anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #49 June 13, 2003 Hey girlfriend, wussup? I need some help gurrrrrl. Alright, so theres this dude on this here site, and I pmed him last nite....and gurl, he didn't respond!! Now I don't get it. I think its because he has all dis powa up in here, and he don't wanna be creepin' round with lil old me...but i can't get him out my head. Now hes deleted a couple of my postings, but i took that as a sign as hard to get. I mean look at me, i think i am totally his type. Although, whose ya dentist, i was thinking of gettin my teeth done where you go. Maybe shine up my gold tooth ya know. I just thought maybe I had a chance with him. He does seem sooooo sexy. Anyways gotta go turn on the oven gurl, my house is cold. Holla We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #50 June 13, 2003 Hiya Thinker, It sounds to me like he's playin hard to get too. I mean yer a ripe lass. What I'd do in your position is spread yer weight evenly and sit tight. I'm sure he be fantasing about ye right now. As for me dentist, I dont need one hun. Im all about the natural look! lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
