blondeflyer7 0 #51 June 13, 2003 QuoteWhat is a blondes mating call? "I am soooo drunk..." What is a brunettes mating call? "HEY! I SAID I am soooo drunk!" hehehe...here we go again on those blonde jokes.....hahahaha remember this....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #52 June 13, 2003 QuoteWhat is a blondes mating call? "I am soooo drunk..." What is a brunettes mating call? "HEY! I SAID I am soooo drunk!" Okay.... Here's comments made to Blondes duting sex! 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In the back seat of a car) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today. 12. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will you! 24. You look younger than you feel.. 25. Got any penicillin?. 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. Iwantababy! 30. So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies! 31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 June 13, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat is a blondes mating call? "I am soooo drunk..." What is a brunettes mating call? "HEY! I SAID I am soooo drunk!" hehehe...here we go again on those blonde jokes.....hahahaha remember this....... Au Contraire, your Cuteness, it was a brunette joke. I have mended my devilish ways. No more blonde jokes for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #54 June 13, 2003 ok, why do people always have to pick on the blondes? i know a lot of blondes are easy targets (i will admit there are many dumb ones out there), but come on, i have seen MANY stupid burnetts and red heads. is there any red head or burnett jokes out there?? Hey girl! I used to be a teacher. I will rewrite this for you, and you can edit you original post, sweetie. Don't take the "dumb blonde" jokes so seriously. OK. Why do people always have to pick on the blondes? I know that a lot of blondes are easy targets. ( I will admit that there are many dumb ones out there, but come on!) I have seen MANY stupid brunettes and red heads. Are there any red head or brunette jokes out there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #55 June 13, 2003 Actually, what I just wrote seems a little offensive, too. I may have come across as condescending...sorry. Edited to correct my own spelling mistakes...LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 June 13, 2003 How many brunettes does it take to post a complete avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #57 June 13, 2003 LOL! Love it, baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
