dixieskydiver 0 #26 June 12, 2003 When whuffos ask me why I don't skydive in the rain, I tell them its because raindrops have pointy ends too. Mikkel Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #27 June 12, 2003 People ask me what happens if your chute dosent open , i tell i pull my reserve. they ask what if that one dosent open , i tell them i have the rest of my life to figure it out...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #28 June 12, 2003 Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuke 0 #29 June 12, 2003 Don't drink water, fish f-k in it. /M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #30 June 12, 2003 Fish pee in water too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #31 June 12, 2003 To understand a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. If you're still bothered by what he says, it's okay, because you will be a mile away and you will have his shoes.Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #33 June 12, 2003 Did you leave the butter knife in the jam jar? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #34 June 12, 2003 Man who farts in church - Sits in his own pew. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #35 June 12, 2003 "If you can keep your head when all those around you are losing theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #36 June 12, 2003 Man who walks through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #37 June 12, 2003 Let's say you are staying in a mental hospital and they give you a bag of marbles to play with. If you lost the bag, how would you explain it? How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #38 June 12, 2003 I like vanilla ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #39 June 12, 2003 As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
