suz 0 #1 January 15, 2003 Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tul efel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = gig gle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = picke w = s quirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Mine is "Zsa Zsa Gerbil Tush" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #2 January 15, 2003 hmmmm, zippy apple-pants with my nickname, and boobie apple-pants with my real name. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 January 15, 2003 Crusty Chicken buns ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #4 January 15, 2003 Hmmm, using for given name, it's Pinky Applechunks. Using what everyone calls me, it's Squeezit Appletush. I'll stick with "Reverend James", it's a much better name!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #5 January 15, 2003 BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 January 15, 2003 Thanks. I'll have to slap my parents for calling me this - "dad - why did you name me crusty chicken buns???!!!" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #7 January 15, 2003 My name sounds like some Russian whore!!! LOL Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #8 January 15, 2003 Fer cryin out loud..It appears to be all about my arse! My legal name = Pink Chicken-Tushie Rodriguez name = Dinky Bubble-Buns "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 January 15, 2003 Hey...we're related. I'm Squeezit Applepants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 January 15, 2003 Loopy Bubbletush Great Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #11 January 15, 2003 ZIPPY APPLE-BRAINS? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ginandjuice 0 #12 January 15, 2003 Zippy chicken sniffer. Has a certain ring to it GINNYThe words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #13 January 15, 2003 Snotty Apple Chunks "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #14 January 15, 2003 Zsa Zsa AppleChunks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petur 0 #15 January 15, 2003 Hmmm... tul efel girdle sprinkles Does anyone know what that means? --- P. "It Hurts to Admit When You Make Mistakes - But When They're Big Enough, the Pain Only Lasts a Second." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #16 January 15, 2003 Quote Mine is "Zsa Zsa Gerbil Tush" You were made for me, babe. Wanna go out with me ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #17 January 15, 2003 Quote Zsa Zsa AppleChunks I might just call you that next time I see youMine came out to be: Lumpy Cottiehiney Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #18 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote Zsa Zsa AppleChunks I might just call you that next time I see you okay...as long as i can call you Lumpy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 January 15, 2003 squeezit chickennose is now my name, I shall be refered to either as sqeezy or Mc Chickennose...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
julesUK 0 #20 January 15, 2003 boobie bubble-brain trips nicely off the tongue! thanks, B B-B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #21 January 15, 2003 If I use SkyDive Monkey I get "Dinky bubble Butt" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #22 January 15, 2003 Zippy Chicken-Head---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #23 January 15, 2003 Buttercup Rhino-Sniffer Rob? Is that you I smell? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #24 January 15, 2003 poopsie bannanna-butt..does this mean I have a fruity butt that poops allot? Hey at least i'm regular Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #25 January 15, 2003 Skipper Apple-Fanny ? wtf? !! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
