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OK, I got desperate again. Signed up for the 7-day free trial with an online dating service. One guy said he can old a piece of popcorn in each dimple in his cheek. That would be funny if the rest weren't a paean to his intelligence and physique.

Another wrote entirely using the first person as his dog.

I think I'll join a nunnery -- Bytch, any room at yours?
:D

Actually, you get a free membership for a week, and it's always fun to go shopping if you're a girl. But the guy who can hold a piece of popcorn in each dimple was pretty amazing. So -- anyone else done any computer dating? :S

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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you're a little old

and you'd have to ask diving duck if she'd share, ha ha just joking;)

but as for stupid human tricks, i can tie a knot with a cherry stem with my tongue:$

he he, sorry about the bad experiance, there are alot of weirdos out there, and i think they are all on-line:|


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When I was younger, I met all my girlfriends at the DZ (including my now ex-wife!)... but now that I'm much older, that no longer seems to work...

Wendy, I can't believe that a smart, attractive women such as yourself could ever be desperate, but if the use of online dating services is a sign of desperation, then sign me up as deperate too... because I have also used them.

My experiences have been mostly positive, but I've not yet met any women that could hold a piece of popcorn in each dimple... or that wrote entirely using the first person as their dog...:D

You have all the luck!

"If all you ever do is all you ever did, then all you'll ever get is all you ever got."

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there are alot of weirdos out there, and i think they are all on-line



Does that include the people on dropzone.com? ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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My Dad met his new wife online... kind of weirded me out at first but he seems to be happy. I guess it's kind of like the forums where you get to know somebody really well online. Sometimes - as we all know though - people aren't exactly like they front online!

Good luck Wendy and keep us posted. I'm sure you'll have some interesting stories to share!!! :)
PS - I'd stay away from popcorn cheek dude! ;)

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So -- anyone else done any computer dating?



I know 6 people who have done this. It depends on your expectations.

One guy wanted a relationship and had no luck (but I don't know what that means).

One guy said that he was just dating for fun. He felt that online dating encouraged what he called "serial dating", going out with 3 girls a week. Date each one 4 times and move on to the new posters.

One girl just selected hers by their salary range. I think most figured her out from her line of questioning.

You could just go out and have fun. See some movies, have some dinners. You can meet people with similar interests and, at a minimum, make some friends.

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Actually, I've done it before; I'm mostly postwhoring I guess, and wondering a little if others have the same impressions I do.

It's been OK -- I certainly haven't found anyone awesome, but it beats nothing.

And at least I'm pretty sure a guy can put together a complete and fairly coherent sentence before I go out with him :P.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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OK, I got desperate again. Signed up for the 7-day free trial with an online dating service. One guy said he can old a piece of popcorn in each dimple in his cheek. That would be funny if the rest weren't a paean to his intelligence and physique.

Another wrote entirely using the first person as his dog.

I think I'll join a nunnery -- Bytch, any room at yours?
:D

Actually, you get a free membership for a week, and it's always fun to go shopping if you're a girl. But the guy who can hold a piece of popcorn in each dimple was pretty amazing. So -- anyone else done any computer dating? :S

Wendy W.




Wendy and others...

It kind of helps to see who youre talking to, try this in your area...

http://www.pre-dating.com

Going to one of those tomorrow after work, went to the last one and it was pretty cool and straighforward. You go from table to table 11 times, sit down and just talk with someone for 6 minutes, if there is mutual interest (you put thier name down as a match and turn it in) then they exchange your contact info both ways, otherwise youll never see that person again.

This works pretty well for me, its real straightforward, very low cost ($29), no internet weirdo crap or another scam or having to talk to someone over loud music in a club. Check it out.

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there are alot of weirdos out there, and i think they are all on-line



Does that include the people on dropzone.com? ;)



hey i'm normal it is everybody else in the world that is weird


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I saw a guy on David Letterman's stupid human tricks who could put an entire penny into his nostril using his tongue. I think I'd pick the popcorn dude over that any day! Me? My trick is I have no gag reflex. :o Can't really demo that one on tv - maybe on late night cable. ;) Good luck chicky. But I'll bet HE will find you soon. Fate has a funny way of taking care of things. Just takes a long time sometimes. From one frustrated chicky to another - buy lotsa batteries and it makes the time pass quicker.B|


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Sorry. Personal perfomances only - and a demo must be earned. :P But apparently I have an unusually long tongue (found that out by the campfire) as well and that's a trick I could bust out any day.


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But the guy who can hold a piece of popcorn in each dimple was pretty amazing.



Hey! Nothing wrong with that!:S:D:D

Oh you poor sod, surely some hunky man will come your way soon!:)


Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

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No thanks. I'm not about to even try anything like that online. I'd rather be single.

Good luck though and have fun. Just make sure the wierdo doesn't follow you home. B|

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OK, I got desperate again. Signed up for the 7-day free trial with an online dating service.



Why do that?...you could ask for my phone number :P



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I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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