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crapflinger2000

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well we know there cant be farts involved.

if he was a skydiver he woulda had a rig on!
if he had a rig on he'd have beer in his belly
if he had beer in his belly the gas would expand..wnating out

if he hadda frart he could filled the balloon adn the riddle would never have come up!
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naw, people are jonesing to get the hell home. Here it is:

Two people in balloon.
Burner goes out.
Try with some matches to relight but can not
Jettison clothes to try to lighten load. does not work
Draw straws (matches) to see who jumps out to save the other.
Deceased drew the short match

THE END

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