ScottishJohn 25 #1 June 5, 2003 A guy sitting at a bar in Chicago airport noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous and, judging from her dress, she must be a flight attendant: but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and whispered the Delta slogan: "Love to Fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta". A few seconds later, the AA slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again and said "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off his list. Next he tried United: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?". This time the woman turned and barked back at him: "What the f*cking hell do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and thought, "Aahh, British Airways!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 June 5, 2003 TRUE!!!! LOL!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #3 June 5, 2003 Can't be British Airways. Since when do they have beautiful flight attendants?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricx 0 #4 June 6, 2003 I'II tell you tomorrow. I'M on two BA Flights tomorrow morning! :-) Going to Sweden for a weeks skydiving. Yipee!!! Ten days of skyvan!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 June 6, 2003 Q: How do you get a Southwest Flight Attendant into the cockpit? A: Grease up her hips and put a cupcake on the instrument panel.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
