Beeron 0 #1 May 29, 2003 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" the doctor asked? "Well," the man replied, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" ...I don't remember much after that." B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #2 May 29, 2003 Heeee Heeee, I guess that would be bad Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 May 29, 2003 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
